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OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


EDIT: WELL DID I SOMEWHAT CALL IT OR WHAT

The Cowboys-49ers game isn't over but you know what's gonna happen.

Game Results:

Kansas City 27 - Jacksonville 20

Philadelphia 38 - New York Giants 7

Cincinnati 27 - Buffalo 10

OneMoreTime fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Jan 23, 2023

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
We seriously didn't have an aftermath thread until just now?

Whatever, Bills bad, don't lose Bengos.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
WE GOT hosed UP

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7190506265917918506

Dietrich
Sep 11, 2001

What's going to happen in the 9ers Cowboys game?

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


Dietrich posted:

What's going to happen in the 9ers Cowboys game?

Brett Maher will have a chance to make himself a legend, and then he'll kill someone with a kick so bad they'll ban the position forever.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


water is wet, the sky is blue, and the cowboys are still physically incapable of getting past the divisional

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

drat IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

drat IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Edit: This isnt the gdt

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


Well, at least it wasn't Maher's fault!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


insanely funny final play

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Dak

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Nice season for the Cowboys overall, I’d say they met or slightly exceeded expectations.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
How the hell did they think that would work

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Zeke confirmed not a substitute for a center.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Dallas, you are still the Cowgirls.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




it remains incontrovertible that every cowboys, lakers, and/or yankees loss is good for humanity.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Maholmes is gonna be playing on a high ankle sprain and yeah

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

How the hell did they think that would work

Mike McCarthy thinks he is a very smart man.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Goddamn that was a dumb play

https://twitter.com/soIoucity/status/1617353135072346113

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
That's the new worst play ever run. The Colts trick play has been out done

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


I like how Zeke just falls over like a fainting goat.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
The Cowboys are merely a gatekeeper even in their best years and nothing more.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Never forget this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOqX1VmsBTI

Scallop Eyes
Oct 16, 2021
Jags put up a good fight at least, it ended up being a good season for them.

The Cowboys don't deserve words other than lol,lamo

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
That entire final drive was a thing of beauty.

Dak almost takes a safety.
Schultz has a catch overturned because he didn't even bother to keep both feet in before running out of bounds.
Whatever that final play was.

Cowboys in the playoffs never disappoint with the comedy.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
I"m riding high. Nothing better than beating the loving Cowboys.

God I love this defense.

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

That last play call was so loving funny. You see dumb plays like the lateral to mack or the swinging gate by the colts a few years ago, or hell, daks QB draw from last year and that's just one or two players making a boneheaded move in the heat of the moment. This play was different. This play was a complete organizational, institutional failure. Someone had to draw that up, pitch it in a meeting, get the buyin of the coaches and players, run through it in practice for hours, and then have the loving incredible, tremulous balls to call it, everyone has to walk the gently caress out there, and at no point in the process did "what if the defense brings two on the pass rush" ever get brought up. Truly one of the funniest things I've ever seen on a football field.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Mega64 posted:

That entire final drive was a thing of beauty.

Dak almost takes a safety.
Schultz has a catch overturned because he didn't even bother to keep both feet in before running out of bounds.
Whatever that final play was.

Cowboys in the playoffs never disappoint with the comedy.

Schultz also screwed up and went out of bounds backwards after a hit, causing the clock to continue to run.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The NFL is all about parity guys. Oh also three out of four of the championship teams are repeats from last year.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

pasaluki posted:

WE GOT hosed UP

Correction, this is football. YOU GOT JACKED UP

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Is there any video yet of the whole field, like skycam, for the final play?

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

That last play call was so loving funny. You see dumb plays like the lateral to mack or the swinging gate by the colts a few years ago, or hell, daks QB draw from last year and that's just one or two players making a boneheaded move in the heat of the moment. This play was different. This play was a complete organizational, institutional failure. Someone had to draw that up, pitch it in a meeting, get the buyin of the coaches and players, run through it in practice for hours, and then have the loving incredible, tremulous balls to call it, everyone has to walk the gently caress out there, and at no point in the process did "what if the defense brings two on the pass rush" ever get brought up. Truly one of the funniest things I've ever seen on a football field.

The good news is that it didn’t really matter; the game was already lost, basically like the last play last year

Ort
Jul 3, 2005

Proud graduate of the Andy Reid coaching clinic.
Is Dak the worst qb under pressure or something, he makes so many boneheaded decisions in the playoffs.

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


Mike McCarthy lookin' like death right now in his press conference

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Ort posted:

Is Dak the worst qb under pressure or something, he makes so many boneheaded decisions in the playoffs.

He's historically been pretty good under pressure--this season was just....man, he was loving awful. He's been getting tunnel vision and forcing throws and overthrowing everything. Dude has lost his groove and feels he HAS to throw to certain people.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/JoriEpstein/status/1617358001089949699?t=eSAgdCbfRzePtE6Y6npvlw&s=19

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
^^^^^
Imagine feeling comfortable calling a bunch of 20 somethings in peak physical condition "sick" when you look like that.

Ort posted:

Is Dak the worst qb under pressure or something, he makes so many boneheaded decisions in the playoffs.

He's legitimately worse than Cooper Rush.

I say this in... Other places and people think I am trolling. But I'm not. I'm. Not.

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