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Nosre posted:- Bengos (fun and good, never won one before)
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Why would anyone be shocked at the Cowboys failing it's kinda their thing.
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Jan 23, 2023 14:50
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1. Bengals 2. 49ers 3. Chiefs 4. Eagles Small gap between 2 & 3 because I still enjoy Andy and Mahomes, bigger gap between 3 & 4 for divisional pettiness, but not a bad final 4 all things considered.
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Jan 23, 2023 14:52
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https://twitter.com/AlecABC30/status/1617409099041501184
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Jan 23, 2023 15:01
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Nosre posted:- Bengos (fun and good, never won one before)  I don’t really despise any of the teams left which is nice in a way? Bengals defeating the Super Bowl loser curse would be cool
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Jan 23, 2023 15:06
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Mr Irrelevant being the first rookie QB to win a superbowl would pretty god drat funny.
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Jan 23, 2023 15:18
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fartknocker posted:1. Bengals Love this exercise. Everyone also please share their most recent dream for the next two pages.
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Jan 23, 2023 15:21
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Love this exercise. I wake up, it's hot and there's sun in my eyes coming from a window that's not normally where it is, but that's okay. My air conditioner isn't working. I call the maintenance department for my condo and they assure me that it will be fixed quickly; I know that they aren't lying to me, for some reason. 2 minutes later there's coffee in my french press and the door is making knocking noises. After opening it Joe Burrow walks into my condo. I know he can fix it, he makes me feel at ease and is good at small talk. It takes him 5 minutes and then he's leaving and I'm beginning to become cool and refreshed. Then I wake up.
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Jan 23, 2023 15:41
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Oh for gently caress's sake I just got done reading all the F1 thread chatbot nonsense don't start that here too.
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Jan 23, 2023 15:42
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https://mobile.twitter.com/PaulHBK/status/1617512473791270913 Broken fibula for Pollard btw 
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Jan 23, 2023 15:45
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Love this exercise. I had a dream about a man holding up a football jersey. He looks like a pretty successful businessman who is rapidly closing in on 40. He competes in triathlons in his spare time and he has come to the realization that he never really loved his wife. He goes on long runs early on Saturday mornings, and the last several weeks he's been arriving at the river trail a few minutes later than normal so that he spends part of his run staring at the rear end of the 20-something grad-student who he has started to chat up. Maybe this weekend he'll invite her to get some coffee after their run. He's fantasizes about the impending divorce. He doesn't hate his wife; he plans on making sure that she is comfortable and well taken care of, and he'd prefer to not have a contentious split since he knows that would be harder on his daughter. He tells himself that he wants to make sure he is still a part of his daughter's life, but he hasn't really ever been that involved with her and deep down he knows their relationship will devolve into the odd phone call and birthday card. If he could pinpoint where it all started to go wrong it would probably be after his wife had her third miscarriage. He had always wanted a big family, but at that point it was just too much for her and they stopped trying. He thinks that if they had more kids they could have made it work, but he's still not quite 40 and it isn't too late to start over. He wonders if the grad-student wants a big family... You guys can't tell me that when you look into that picture of Matt Ryan you don't see a man who grew up in the shadow of an older brother. Jerry was the better athlete, Jerry had all the girlfriends, Jerry was the charmer who could roll around in pig poo poo, flash that million dollar smile, and come out smelling like roses. That’s not to say Matt wasn’t a decent athlete or didn’t have any girlfriends, but Jerry was the star player on the high school football team (although “star” is a relative term on a team that won 6 games in 2 years) and Jerry’s wife (then girlfriend) was the prom queen, and how exactly was Matt supposed to compete with that? Matt would say he had the last laugh now that Jerry is a balding, over-weight claims adjuster living in Overland Park Kansas, but Jerry and Cynthia found Jesus and have five kids and Matt is preparing to divorce his wife whom he hasn’t seen naked in over a year so it’s difficult to feel superior. Matt stopped being bitter at Jerry a long time ago anyways. Once they grew up and stopped competing with each other at everything Matt realized that his brother is just like everyone else, trying to do his best and get by day to day. Matt sometimes lies awake at night wondering if his financial success, which he considers moderate but which any sane person would consider substantial, has really bought him anything but heartburn and a failed marriage, but it’s the sort of crisis that doesn’t lead to any meaningful change and is forgotten by the time the alarm goes off and it’s time to hit the river trail. It’s a cold morning and Matt hopes the grad-student doesn’t decide to hit the snooze button. And what it looks like is a man who has been calling his lawyer’s office for the past week and a half and hanging up as soon as the receptionist answers because he feels guilty for beginning this process and blindsiding his wife with divorce papers. But it isn’t really blindsiding is it? Shannon has to know this is coming. She has to. She knows what has been going on for the past five years, or, more to the point, what has not been going on. Hell, she’s probably been seeing someone else behind his back. Who the gently caress knows what goes on all day when he’s at the office? But then again, this is a woman who spends forty-five minutes in the bathroom at a time and he can hear the sobbing through the door on occasion when she forgets to run the sink to drown it out. She still isn’t well and probably never will be, and if he were to serve her and she were to hurt herself he’s not sure he could forgive himself, not to mention the damage that would do to their daughter. So he continues to put it off, and most nights when he gets home from work he parks his Lexus in the driveway and rehearses what he’s going to say when he walks through the door. “Shannon, we both know this isn’t working. It’s not good for either of us to go on this way.” But what if she wants to work things out? He’s well past wanting to try and make it work, but what if she wants to? Could he actually say no to counseling? Wouldn’t that make him a bad person? And as soon as he’s ready to finally say it, he walks in the door and into the bedroom and the master bathroom door is closed and he can hear the sink running. So he changes into his running clothes and heads out to the river trail. Matt looks like he feels pretty empty inside, sort of like a man who just had a two hour argument with his wife because she felt “Way too loving fat” to go to dinner at the club with the Applebaums. But he’s tired of making excuses for her, “Oh sorry, Shannon is a bit under the weather,” “Oh sorry, our baby sitter canceled at the last minute,” “Oh sorry, Shannon is feeling way too loving fat to come tonight.” So he begs and pleads and she slams the bathroom door so hard the windows shake. They ride to the club in total silence. He reaches for the radio, but she shifts in her seat and groans so he retracts his hand and curses to himself internally. At the club it’s all handshakes and smiles, though she does manage a subtle glare at him when he orders a double Johnnie Walker Black on the rocks. Janice Applebaum asks if she’d like to share a bottle of wine, and she says “No thank you, I think one of us should remain sober.” Other than that little dig things go smoothly enough, but before they’ve ordered dessert she excuses herself and doesn’t return for twenty or so minutes. She claims to have run into Emilia Parker in the ladies restroom and she just couldn’t get away any sooner, but he notices the hastily reapplied lipstick and he’s sure the Applebaum’s do as well. On the way home he catches a brief whiff of sour breath from her and he almost says something, but before he can she asks if he wouldn’t mind sleeping on the couch tonight because he always wakes her up when he leaves early to head out for a run. As they walk through the door she heads straight into the master bath and shuts the door.
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Jan 23, 2023 15:49
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Shinjobi posted:The worst outcome would be the Eagles winning the Super Bowl again but that's more because I hate their coach more than life itself. The team, whatever. Other than that it's all gravy, I don't care--please do me the favor of praying for the death of Jerry Jones. why on earth do you hate Nick Sirianni more than life itself, he's not even in the top half of coaches I hear weird stuff about
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Jan 23, 2023 15:57
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There are few things in the future I am more dreading than Romo on the call for this upcoming Mahomes vs Burrow game. Good lord it's gonna be bad.
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Jan 23, 2023 16:08
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shirts and skins posted:why on earth do you hate Nick Sirianni more than life itself, he's not even in the top half of coaches I hear weird stuff about The good news: it has nothing to do with anything off the field or he's a secret Hitler or whatever. The dude is just a giant bitch and more obnoxious than any other coach in the league. That's it.
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Jan 23, 2023 16:13
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:There are few things in the future I am more dreading than Romo on the call for this upcoming Mahomes vs Burrow game. Good lord it's gonna be bad. basically a solo gay porn soundtrack
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Jan 23, 2023 16:20
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Eagles Bengals is probably the most fun Super Bowl possibility. Burrow + Chase + Higgins vs Hurts + AJ Brown + Smith is some looney tunes 51-45 game. Which means we'll get Chiefs / 49ers in a 13-7 slugfest with the corpse of Mahomes vs Brock Purdy.
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Jan 23, 2023 16:37
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had an epic dream where I was working at some kind of summer camp and then the cops came and I said I wouldn't answer any questions then a cop was like "yup we got him" and then they handed me a blank mini-golf scorecard n: bengals dub v: bengals wiggler
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Jan 23, 2023 16:39
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Petitioning for a thread title change: Expected Lack Of Cowboys In Here
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Gonz posted:I predict the Superb Owl will feature the Cinci Bengos and the Philadelphia Eagles. It’s going to be Chiefs vs. Eagles so we get that Andy Reid vs Philadelphia narrative
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Jan 23, 2023 16:46
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Jan 23, 2023 16:48
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Shinjobi posted:The good news: it has nothing to do with anything off the field or he's a secret Hitler or whatever.
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Jan 23, 2023 16:54
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shyduck posted:I'm not crazy about it either honestly. He's winning so he gets a pass, but it is a little bit grating especially from someone who really hasn't done anything yet. locally this is known as the Embiid school of PR
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Jan 23, 2023 16:55
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Jan 23, 2023 16:56
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Holy moly is that the official cowboys account? What a brutal post.
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Jan 23, 2023 16:58
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Jerry taking control of the Twitter account
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Jan 23, 2023 17:02
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Silly Burrito posted:Petitioning for a thread title change:
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Jan 23, 2023 17:20
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Oh my god that's the official account, Jerruh must be so pissed 
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Jan 23, 2023 17:32
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Bellmaker posted:McDermott is just AFC McCarthy change my mind McDermott is Ron Rivera. Even with generational talent, his teams will be nothing more than slightly above mediocre.
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Jan 23, 2023 17:37
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Joe Cool, we don't deserve him https://twitter.com/IanJoudrey/status/1617312671099138048?t=a5ZvfQ8zwz2FohPA5Oy7eQ&s=19
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Harlock posted:Joe Cool, we don't deserve him https://twitter.com/IanJoudrey/status/1617312671099138048?t=a5ZvfQ8zwz2FohPA5Oy7eQ&s=19 Joe walking around with a guy behind him carrying a bass guitar on a constant riff loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
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Harlock posted:Joe Cool, we don't deserve him https://twitter.com/IanJoudrey/status/1617312671099138048?t=a5ZvfQ8zwz2FohPA5Oy7eQ&s=19 This man needs to win the Super Bowl ASAP
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Cavauro posted:the eagles have 70 sacks. they're historically great at it A+ post
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Jan 23, 2023 17:57
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the bengals have won five playoff games in the last two years and aren’t eliminated this year. as a bengals fan I am having difficulty processing this
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Jan 23, 2023 18:28
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It's too bad Chris Wesseling had to literally die before the Bengals could be good.
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Jan 23, 2023 18:30
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When you google Chris Wesseling the first thing that comes up is a giant image of Andy Dalton lol. Somehow that does feel appropriate.
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Jan 23, 2023 18:33
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FizFashizzle posted:Don’t know about you but I’m 100% here for how catty the bengals are Since the Chiefs and Bengos played an unequal number of games, shouldn't it be a neutral field regardless
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Jan 23, 2023 18:48
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Since the Chiefs and Bengos played an unequal number of games, shouldn't it be a neutral field regardless No. IIRC, Cincinnati did at one point have a shot at the #1 seed but it required Kansas City and Buffalo to both lose in the final week, neither of which happened, so that’s why all the potential neutral site stuff was only for a hypothetical BUF-KC game and not the Bengos.
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Jan 23, 2023 18:53
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Even if the in season BUF-CIN game had happened and CIN had won, they still wouldn't have had as many wins as KC.
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Jan 23, 2023 18:53
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