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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I mean, I bet 5 whole dollars on the Chiefs.

I’m basically Drake.

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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


if the bills had made the superbowl and there was a chinese state tv broadcast, would they have referred to taiwan jones as chinese taipei jones??

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Eifert Posting posted:

You ever get the impression that anybody working anything besides sports gambling is in the wrong industry?

I have some friends that do design at a gambling app and they said all the big names in gambling apps are running on razor thin margins because of their advertising budgets.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Sunday Morning posted:

there's no way the chiefs are winning today lol

:lol:


What a weird season. That's what people said before the season too and then they're the 1 seed and Mahomes is most likely MVP despite losing Hill. What kind of crackhead post is this

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The Dave posted:

I have some friends that do design at a gambling app and they said all the big names in gambling apps are running on razor thin margins because of their advertising budgets.

Yeah and no disrespect to your friends who are undoubtedly finding themselves in impossible situations, but every gambling app I've used looks like absolute poo poo.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Chiefs? Never heard of em

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

fsif posted:

Yeah and I disrespect to your friends who are undoubtedly finding themselves in impossible situations, but every gambling app I've used looks like absolute poo poo.

Yeah they don’t work for DraftKings or Fan Duel and the UI/UX is one of their app’s strong points but it almost doesn’t matter when every other commercial is the big two or three.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I'm still flabbergasted California voted down gambling. I've never heard a compelling argument against it other than "I don't care about sports". It's the weirdest loving thing

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

The Dave posted:

I have some friends that do design at a gambling app and they said all the big names in gambling apps are running on razor thin margins because of their advertising budgets.

a product so good it requires propaganda

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

kiimo posted:

I'm still flabbergasted California voted down gambling. I've never heard a compelling argument against it other than "I don't care about sports". It's the weirdest loving thing

Aside from being predatory and parasitic?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

King Hong Kong posted:

Aside from being predatory and parasitic?

All gambling is. It's hilarious to be like oh no outside gambling companies! We want to keep our gambling dollars with predatory and parasitic IN STATE gambling people!

What year is it

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
The worst thing about sports gambling is every single advertisement and sponsorship for it on literally everything that exists.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Legalized gambling was like free money in Sim City.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I believe in Joseph B.* Burrow







* The "B" stands for "Bengo".

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Do a tomahawk chop about it

good news you're now free to root for either team


https://twitter.com/BengalsTalk/status/1619535601308672002

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The worst thing about sports gambling is every single advertisement and sponsorship for it on literally everything that exists.

5 minute series of state-level disclaimers at the start of every sports podcast

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
Velveeta, Ro-Tel, spicy beans, seasoned hamburger meat, spicy breakfast sausage deployed!

Crock-Pot engaged!

It is Championship Sunday everyone. Let's go Bengos.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







JonathonSpectre posted:

Velveeta, Ro-Tel, spicy beans, seasoned hamburger meat, spicy breakfast sausage deployed!

Crock-Pot engaged!

It is Championship Sunday everyone. Let's go Bengos.

This is always a hit and always a mistake.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I would pay $50/mo for a service that just made my self completely unable to perceive gambling ads/logos/services of any kind

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Even if it replaced every instance with WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

beep by grandpa posted:

Even if it replaced every instance with WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
I dont know if I'd go that far. I just watch the games at my computer and mute when commercials are on.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

beep by grandpa posted:

I would pay $50/mo for a service that just made my self completely unable to perceive gambling ads/logos/services of any kind

same but america

Dpulex
Feb 26, 2013
Is there a new night court today?

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.


kiimo posted:

I'm still flabbergasted California voted down gambling. I've never heard a compelling argument against it other than "I don't care about sports". It's the weirdest loving thing

My reason for voting against it was "this will cost Draft Kings and FanDuel a lot of money if it fails."

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

FizFashizzle posted:

This is always a hit and always a mistake.

I have already informed everyone that tomorrow will be a bloated and slow day and very little should be expected from me.

But it wouldn't be Championship Sunday without this salty motherfuckin' king of all dips.

The first chip is always like doing one of those Polar Bear freezing-water dives. "I can't believe I'm going to do this... BUT I AM HOOO AAAAAAH"

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Dpulex posted:

Is there a new night court today?

Every day can have a new Night Ciurt if you subscribe to Peacock!

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

JonathonSpectre posted:

Velveeta, Ro-Tel, spicy beans, seasoned hamburger meat, spicy breakfast sausage deployed!

Crock-Pot engaged!

It is Championship Sunday everyone. Let's go Bengos.

time to blow this toilet into the loving ceiling

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

JonathonSpectre posted:

I have already informed everyone that tomorrow will be a bloated and slow day and very little should be expected from me.

But it wouldn't be Championship Sunday without this salty motherfuckin' king of all dips.

The first chip is always like doing one of those Polar Bear freezing-water dives. "I can't believe I'm going to do this... BUT I AM HOOO AAAAAAH"
Recipe?

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The worst thing about sports gambling is every single advertisement and sponsorship for it on literally everything that exists.

Yeah I was fine with legal gambling and whatnot until every sports broadcast was absolutely stuffed with the poo poo.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

JonathonSpectre posted:

Velveeta, Ro-Tel, spicy beans, seasoned hamburger meat, spicy breakfast sausage deployed!

Crock-Pot engaged!

It is Championship Sunday everyone. Let's go Bengos.

Oh gently caress yeah

Velveeta + rotel + meat is probably the most powerful combo of all time

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I think sports gambling is fun and dabbled a bit last year, but the way it's being stuffed down your throat constantly has made me less inclined to do it. It really feels like they're just aggressively trying to attack people who can't resist it.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

MJeff posted:

I think sports gambling is fun and dabbled a bit last year, but the way it's being stuffed down your throat constantly has made me less inclined to do it. It really feels like they're just aggressively trying to attack people who can't resist it.

I absolutely hate how lines and covers and all that poo poo has crept into sports discussions everywhere. It should be like fantasy and 100% isolated for people who care.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Sports betting is fun when you get a paper slip from the casino book and sit and watch on big screen tvs while enjoying a buffet. I have never done this

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

kiimo posted:

I absolutely hate how lines and covers and all that poo poo has crept into sports discussions everywhere. It should be like fantasy and 100% isolated for people who care.

I agree with this 100 percent. I don't care about your fantasy team, nor do I care about what the line and the spread is on a particular game.

The only exception to this is Super Bowl prop bets, because occasionally something hilarious--like that one guy who put a decent amount of money on a prop bet that Peyton Manning would fumble the first snap in the Super Bowl--happens, and I can laugh at that.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Pron on VHS posted:

Sports betting is fun when you get a paper slip from the casino book and sit and watch on big screen tvs while enjoying a buffet. I have never done this

March Madness weekend 1 in Vegas is something that everyone should experience at least once. There were dudes at the bar wearing Stadium Pals so they didn't have to lose their seat to pee.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

King Hong Kong posted:

Aside from being predatory and parasitic?

That all capitalism and communism, that’s the whole of nature?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

kiimo posted:

All gambling is. It's hilarious to be like oh no outside gambling companies! We want to keep our gambling dollars with predatory and parasitic IN STATE gambling people!

What year is it

It's because Native Americans own the gambling in this state and no one messes with them

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The gambling at those casinos is weird and not normal and also I don't think Chumesh or whatever would really suffer much with online gambling. Also those groups are extremely lovely and I'm convinced a general feeling of guilt in regards to Native Americans makes people think that those groups getting rich is good for the general native population and that's hilariously and sadly incorrect.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





beep by grandpa posted:

Even if it replaced every instance with WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER

Is there a hotline I can call if myself or a loved one has a problem with whoppers?

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JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

Take those things (minimum Velveeta, hamburger meat, Ro-tel) and throw them all in a Crock-Pot. Turn on low for a couple of hours.

Pro-tier additions IMO are spicy little red beans made in the Instant Pot and a half-pound or so of the hottest pork breakfast sausage you can find.

I'm going to go stir mine up now because it's been in there for two hours or so and it should be ready to manifest on this plane in all its glory.

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