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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

kiimo posted:

The gambling at those casinos is weird and not normal and also I don't think Chumesh or whatever would really suffer much with online gambling. Also those groups are extremely lovely and I'm convinced a general feeling of guilt in regards to Native Americans makes people think that those groups getting rich is good for the general native population and that's hilariously and sadly incorrect.

I agree with you completely. Playing craps with a dice and a deck of cards is insanity and I blame smallpox for this

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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Quiet Feet posted:

Is there a hotline I can call if myself or a loved one has a problem with whoppers?

1-800-WHOP-OFF

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

DO NOT CALL 1-800-YOU-RULE IT IS A TRAP HOTLINE

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

Is there a hotline I can call if myself or a loved one has a problem with whoppers?

Yeah, but it’s a 1-900 number and charges you $3 for the first minute and $4 for each additional minute.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

People bitching nonstop about gambling ads everywhere makes it a real double whammy too, hopefully they will get bored of that by next year.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

SilvergunSuperman posted:

People bitching nonstop about gambling ads everywhere makes it a real double whammy too, hopefully they will get bored of that by next year.

Next season and the year after we’ll all be praying for gambling ads and WHOPPER WHOPPER once political ads start again in force.

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Quiet Feet posted:

Is there a hotline I can call if myself or a loved one has a problem with whoppers?

Call 9-400-7737 four times

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Maryland legalized it last year and the ads are exhausting

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

JonathonSpectre posted:

Take those things (minimum Velveeta, hamburger meat, Ro-tel) and throw them all in a Crock-Pot. Turn on low for a couple of hours.

Pro-tier additions IMO are spicy little red beans made in the Instant Pot and a half-pound or so of the hottest pork breakfast sausage you can find.

I'm going to go stir mine up now because it's been in there for two hours or so and it should be ready to manifest on this plane in all its glory.

sometimes instead of ro-tel i use mrs. renfros ghost pepper salsa

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

fartknocker posted:

Next season and the year after we’ll all be praying for gambling ads and WHOPPER WHOPPER once political ads start again in force.

I caught myself singing the whopper song the other day at work

I've been infected with their brain worms

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Today is the best NFL football of the season.

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


Pimpcasso posted:

I caught myself singing the whopper song the other day at work

I've been infected with their brain worms

I like making up new lyrics

'Whopper flopper and Big Bopper
That frog guy is my friend Hopper'

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
The gently caress do people think is going to happen when weed gets nationally legalized? That poo poo'll be everywhere

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




You may be entitled to whopensation

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

You may be entitled to whopensation

Something something Whopper made with water from Camp Lejeune.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Alright fresh off my “I like Collinsworth” take I’m gonna drop some new hotness

I like the BK ads. They’re fun and simple, really catchy. Feels more like some sort of 90s/00s ad with a catchy jingle. The new Sonic ad song is terrible in comparison. It just doesn’t have that pure fun of the BK ones.

J33uk posted:

The gently caress do people think is going to happen when weed gets nationally legalized? That poo poo'll be everywhere

This is preferable to other stuff at least imo

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
*shout singing offkey at the top of my lungs*

AT BEEEEKAAAAAY, HAVE IT YOUR WAYYYY. YOU RULE!

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t

kiimo posted:

I'm still flabbergasted California voted down gambling. I've never heard a compelling argument against it other than "I don't care about sports". It's the weirdest loving thing

Most of the "No" ads were focusing on how none of the money spent on them would stay in CA, not sure on the accuracy of that though. It probably would have passed if it was run by the state like the lottery and they could argue it could be used to generate tax revenue.

Tulalip Tulips
Sep 1, 2013

The best apologies are crafted with love.
Gonna make this vegan almond cake that's actually good and watch the Eagles either win or lose in a manner only an NFCE team can lose in against Brock "the second coming of Brady per my extremely annoying ex" Purdy.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



I'm nervous

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I feel like this is Brock's true make or break moment.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I like the Bengals radio crew, it's funny how Lapham usually spoils what happens in big plays before Hoard can get the call out.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

triple sulk posted:

I'm nervous

I am too. Hopefully the niners can establish The Run early and often.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1619781138536603652

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I like the Bengals radio crew, it's funny how Lapham usually spoils what happens in big plays before Hoard can get the call out.

Lapham is a treasure. One of the first things I think about the Bengals finally getting over the hump is that we'd get the radio call.

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.

kiimo posted:

I'm still flabbergasted California voted down gambling. I've never heard a compelling argument against it other than "I don't care about sports". It's the weirdest loving thing

what the hell lmao

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I like the Bengals radio crew, it's funny how Lapham usually spoils what happens in big plays before Hoard can get the call out.

Get in! yeaheah. Woo.

Bayum Bayum Bayum

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill
Im soo pissed Im on set today for these games. Gotta be watching on my phone or something in between shots :(

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

ah, you're a part of the script? just look up and watch.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Cavauro posted:

ah, you're a part of the script? just look up and watch.

Producing so I gotta actually pay attention

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/BarstoolPhilly/status/1619779283257524225?t=HChYcGtrAQc-J4vMK5_7Mw&s=19

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

5 minute series of state-level disclaimers at the start of every sports podcast

This is the true scourge of gambling. 2 minute ad, 1:45 of it is someone reading mandatory phone numbers and URLs at the speed of light

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Wiregate

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Joey Bosa deserves it

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

sharknado slashfic posted:

Oh, yeah I was counting total because I got distracted by how many they had in the first few years. I forgot about Jim Harbaugh completely.

Schaub was the one you were missing yeah. Also reminding me that Lamar has never played a full season and wants $800 bazillion dollars guaranteed

I forgot Josh Johnson also

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Can they bring in Jake Johnson to QB?


wearing his Bears helmet from New Girl

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I am so morbidly curious about what happens next.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
NFC Champ game had a weird first half and boring second. Hope the AFC Champ game is better.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Joey Bosa catches another L

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Go eagles bird team supremacy

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