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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

in case anyone doesn't know, the reason the bengals don't stfu about the neutral site game is because the nfl planned buffalo/kc at a neutral site due to the canceled game, but they didn't plan for buffalo/cincinnati at a neutral site which fell under the same circumstances but for the 2 seed instead of the 1 seed. the only reason for this is that less was at stake so it wasn't worth it for them. i think if the bengals were to win next week they should continue being very angry and annoying about the super bowl being at a neutral site also. but i think that the super bowl will be the kansas city chiefs against the philadelphia eagles. joe shiesty, joe snow, the joe bureau, joe bungle,

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

FizFashizzle posted:

Don’t know about you but I’m 100% here for how catty the bengals are

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1617484618420068352?s=46&t=DqNZ54RL4lD7S-xGQqLwXg


Goddamn it, I really am gonna have to get a Bengo shirt...

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Eagles-Bengals Super Bowl imo
I'd rather see the Bengos redeem themselves after losing to the 9ers in the big game twice already. But seeing the Bengos beat the Eagles will be cool too.

I lost it when I saw this...

Android Apocalypse posted:

Joe walking around with a guy behind him carrying a bass guitar on a constant riff loop:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
...and I'm still laughing about this.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007


Jerry definitely fired the social media team and added that to his job title as well, yikes.

https://twitter.com/dallascowboys/status/1617408020681457664?s=20

https://twitter.com/dallascowboys/status/1617384175975206912?s=20

https://twitter.com/dallascowboys/status/1617383156579008513?s=20

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
I'm bothered way more than I should be about the thread title being a shocking lack of Cowboys instead of it being completely expected.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Cavauro posted:

in case anyone doesn't know, the reason the bengals don't stfu about the neutral site game is because the nfl planned buffalo/kc at a neutral site due to the canceled game, but they didn't plan for buffalo/cincinnati at a neutral site which fell under the same circumstances but for the 2 seed instead of the 1 seed. the only reason for this is that less was at stake so it wasn't worth it for them. i think if the bengals were to win next week they should continue being very angry and annoying about the super bowl being at a neutral site also. but i think that the super bowl will be the kansas city chiefs against the philadelphia eagles. joe shiesty, joe snow, the joe bureau, joe bungle,

The Chiefs have zero chance against the Bengals.

Only the Ravens could have stopped the Bengals. But we failed.

Kawalimus fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Jan 23, 2023

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Supposedly Bezos is the frontrunner to buy the Commies.
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1617558879692275715

Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life
Those Cowboys tweets are lol

stump collector
May 28, 2007
looks like they were penned by Bayless writers

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

They literally made a listicle about their own team's epic fails.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Diva Cupcake posted:

Supposedly Bezos is the frontrunner to buy the Commies.
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1617558879692275715

I think Snyder selling to Bezos would mean his family is being held at gunpoint. he blames Bezos for all the media problems he's had the past five years via siccing Post journalists on him

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

indigi posted:

I think Snyder selling to Bezos would mean his family is being held at gunpoint. he blames Bezos for all the media problems he's had the past five years via siccing Post journalists on him

He won't care half as much once he gets a check for 2.5 Billion.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
I wouldn't be happy about Bezos buying an NFL team, but it'd be a net good for the world if doing so gets him out of the journalism sphere

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

syzpid posted:

He won't care half as much once he gets a check for 2.5 Billion.

he doesn't want 2.5 billion, he wants to own the team. failing that his next motivation will be spite

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

syzpid posted:

He won't care half as much once he gets a check for 2.5 Billion.
It's going to be like $8bn.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Jerry definitely fired the social media team and added that to his job title as well, yikes.

Those tweets are too coherent to have been written by Jerry

Dictated and edited for clarity, sure

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Diva Cupcake posted:

It's going to be like $8bn.

now that's walking around money



amazing that a rubber halloween mask is going to own an nfl team

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

sharknado slashfic posted:

Guys the Joe Cool nickname has already been claimed so come up with something else.

Joe Cooler

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Joe Culo

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Joe Burro

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Joe and the Amazing Bengoscolor Dreamcoat

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Joe Mama

Ort
Jul 3, 2005

Proud graduate of the Andy Reid coaching clinic.
Julio Coolio

dingo with a joint
Jan 12, 2019

wrong cow
Joe Cujoh.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

joe montana

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

An-Joe-nio Clown

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

The bengals have at least 2 joes, dunno about those other teams. If i recall correctly, joeing is half the battle. Go bengo

Ginger Beer Belly
Aug 18, 2010



Grimey Drawer
Joe Culottes

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Jeaux Burreaux

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Cavauro posted:

joe montana

this would be a p cool nickname for burrow if he beats the 49ers because in case y'all didn't know back in the olden days there was this QB who actually did play for the niners named that. a lot of people don't remember that, as he's better remembered as a chiefs legend

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Alaois posted:

Jeaux Burreaux
Call him his actual name as a nickname? A bold strategy.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

spelling someone's name different is a horrible nickname. his real nicknames are joe shiesty and joey brrr. as well as joe nicknameth

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

Gonz posted:

Joe and the Amazing Bengoscolor Dreamcoat

Voting for this just because I want to see an Amazing Bengoscolor Dreamcoat.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Joe Coolcat

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

RIP Larry Storch

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Joe Burrito, mainly because I like burritos.

I even tolerate silly ones. :cheeky:

Ort
Jul 3, 2005

Proud graduate of the Andy Reid coaching clinic.
Skyline Joe

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:


amazing that a rubber halloween mask is going to own an nfl team

Not the first though

https://twitter.com/JoriEpstein/status/1617358001089949699

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Android Apocalypse posted:

Joe Burrito, mainly because I like burritos.

I even tolerate silly ones. :cheeky:

To be fair, those are the best ones.

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
liquid nitJoegen

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