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Lawman 0 posted:That's why everyone went to quarks. The Enterprise stopping by DS9 again, Picard absolutely fuming because another dozen officers transferred there just because of Quark's.
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Jan 23, 2023 21:12
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Chinatown posted:I CLOGGED THE HOLOTOILET AGAIN CAPTAIN SHUT DOWN ALL THE COMPACTORS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL
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Jan 23, 2023 21:13
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Caught weslie jerking off in the jeffries tubes again. IDK why we even have those things.
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Jan 23, 2023 21:17
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I'm a salt vampire, ah ah ah
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Jan 23, 2023 21:26
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I spilled my space juice on the warp core and it turned off. Is that good?
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RocketMermaid posted:The Enterprise stopping by DS9 again, Picard absolutely fuming because another dozen officers transferred there just because of Quark's. Honestly I would love to run a federation oriented tourist traps because I would 100% be able to get enough Latinium to buy my own moon.
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Jan 23, 2023 21:29
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What's the deal with all the redshirts? Can't we just clone the same chump with the teleporter -and don't tell me that it doesn't work, the two Rikers can't stop sucking each other's dicks - and just have him die every time. Save us a lot of emotional labor notifying their families
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Explaining to everyone why we can’t jizz in the holodeck anymore because it started making babies
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Jan 23, 2023 21:38
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Lawman 0 posted:That's why everyone went to quarks. So to get laid in the future, I have to go in-flesh and interact with someone else?  What even is the point of technology?
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Jan 23, 2023 21:42
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Colonel Cancer posted:What's the deal with all the redshirts? Can't we just clone the same chump with the teleporter -and don't tell me that it doesn't work, the two Rikers can't stop sucking each other's dicks - and just have him die every time. Save us a lot of emotional labor notifying their families better yet - there's like trillions of humans, right? there's gotta be at least a couple hundred with the exact precise mental health issue where they'd literally volunteer for untold clone deaths on balls-out away missions. What i'm saying is that Starfleet needs to browse future-Youtube and clone the future's Bam Magera and send it/them to their deaths, over and over and over
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Jan 23, 2023 21:44
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Hey man I'm just an exobotanist specializing in Bebert's Cleft radiative organisms. Just hitching a ride to go from Starbase 4 to Hepoiyh 4x-564-b But now this loving Captain who obviously hasn't busted a nut in years is warping us to some loving alien war. What the gently caress? Let me off somewhere please? I don't want to die just because some rear end in a top hat messed up protocol and tried to gently caress the breathing hole of the Fadcnian ambassador.
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Jan 23, 2023 21:50
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Are there such things as alcoholics who spend all day drinking in ten forward even though it's just synthehol?
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Jan 23, 2023 21:53
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Replicated food isn't bad but then you remember that this is a non zero percentage that's made up of recycled holodeck jizz.
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Jan 23, 2023 21:54
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Listen, I'm just saying, if the Ferengi never discovered Ferengi cocaine, their society would never have been so hyper capitalist. That doesn't make me speciesist.
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Jan 23, 2023 21:58
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Reverse the polarity on something, I don't care what, just get these Aldebran fire lice OFF MY NUTS
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Jan 23, 2023 21:59
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Hollismason posted:Replicated food isn't bad but then you remember that this is a non zero percentage that's made up of recycled holodeck jizz. The replicator's molecular disassembly matrix is on the fritz and we didn't find out until sixty-three crew members got pregnant by recycled Barclay gravy.
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Pyroi posted:I spilled my space juice on the warp core and it turned off. Is that good? if there is one thing you don’t want it’s turned on space juice
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Doctor Butts posted:Listen, I'm just saying, if the Ferengi never discovered Ferengi cocaine, their society would never have been so hyper capitalist. That doesn't make me speciesist. They do lines with their giant ears.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Data actually has a secondary function as a waste processing unit. Everyone just empties their pee and poo into his mouth and he converts it into energon cubes to power the Enterprise. The process is never shown on screen but astute viewers can parse together the details from dialogue. I had a working theory on that some time ago, but it has since been disproven.  Also lol @ not even going a whole page in gbs without the discussion veering towards poop. 
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Jan 23, 2023 22:06
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QUANTUM TORPEDOES CAN'T MELT DURANIUM BEAMS
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Everyone's excited for the holodeck cum future but I'm excited for the weed hypospray future
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Hollismason posted:Replicated food isn't bad but then you remember that this is a non zero percentage that's made up of recycled holodeck jizz. Like honestly if you had a starship with a holodeck, would you not just fly it out of federation territory and get your dick sucked by holograms all day? Just fudge the logs like “yeah they had 2 penises and coral eyebrows and some sort of fluid pouch on the top of their head and they speak English but all of the words mean something else than they do to us.” And they spend all their trilithium just hovering in dead space and getting they dick sucked and they pussy ate, against starfleet protocol. There probably is an episode like this, I’m sure they already did it.
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"Brawny."
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:There is not one reference to a toilet in any next gen episode so we have to assume they just don’t have them. Maybe they just poo poo through the force field in the cargo bay? Nobody ever says “drat I have to take a poo poo”. Or like, maybe it all just goes back into the replicators. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAKQzZfpaz8
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Whenever I talk to Guinan there's a medical emergency as Troi can smell how horny I am and is overwhelmed
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Hollismason posted:Replicated food isn't bad but then you remember that this is a non zero percentage that's made up of recycled holodeck jizz. That's why I eat replicated food! The only other option is the cat molestor
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There is the theory of the "mobius"... a twist in the fabric of space, where time becomes a loop.
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here's what I dont understand teleports have a finite range, right? IIRC there were a few episodes where its range got crazy extended, but for the most part it seems like less than a million miles? Why even gently caress with space ships. Why not just send out an unending spread of teleporter space stations and relay through that poo poo like an IP packet.
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Thank you for attending today's staff meeting. Today we'll be discussing the issue of the third accidental Riker clone. As you can see this one plays the French Horn instead of the trombone, and is somehow far hornier than the other two.
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Captain's Personal Log, stardate 46254.7: Christ, has it already been a year? Another loving Captain Picard Day. God, I hate children.
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i would be a culture sc agent and try to recruit starfleet officers to fight in petty proxy wars
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I share an awkward look with the other Ensigns as Data brings out 'Spot' again, this time a male tabby. We stopped asking what happened to all the previous ones.
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Vampire Panties posted:here's what I dont understand Transporters gently caress up too much. That’s how you get multiple Rikers. Do you want a galaxy full of Rikers? Wait, dumb question, do you want a galaxy full of Barclays?
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ikanreed posted:Just looking at porn on the PADD while someone is droning on about multiphasic arrays
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There are two Starfleet personnel inside each one of us, one a riker another a barclay
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We've all had a little bit of Riker in us at one point.
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Get some phoney Bajoran nose ridges and dick down the Kai.
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Using my personal transporter to transport all my poo poo and piss away from my body into a toilet so that I don't ever have to leave my bed
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Szyznyk posted:Get some phoney Bajoran nose ridges and dick down the Kai. Which one? That's the question of import
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