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Toxic Mental posted:Does that also mean flushed turds are just replicated away into blocks of carbon or whatever, so basically your food is made of reconstituted turd Yes but it’s not reconstituted, it’s just shaped and colored like your food, in every other way it’s still one of Worf’s turds.
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Where do you think replicated prune juice comes from? Think chicken and egg...
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Colonel Cancer posted:Where do you think replicated prune juice comes from? Think chicken and egg... ...a warrior's stink.
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Toxic Mental posted:Odo can just give himself a 14-incher whenever he wants, it's not fair but just as he struggles to mimic the features of humanoid faces, the changeling dick and balls will lack the character of the real thing. those intricate wrinkles, folds, and veins are essential to the experience but a founder will never understand.
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Odo could turn into jizz after he nuts. When you're done just squat and he'll go back in his bucket.
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Bad Purchase posted:but just as he struggles to mimic the features of humanoid faces, the changeling dick and balls will lack the character of the real thing. those intricate wrinkles, folds, and veins are essential to the experience but a founder will never understand. Yeah but he can make it vibrate.
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Odo: but I need to revert to my liquid form! Just can’t stay solid long enough
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So who was this gina carano and why do people keep trying to make her holodeck program self aware?
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Yeah but he can make it vibrate. no, not unless he changes the entire thing into a tarkalean rattlesnake
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Jan 25, 2023 21:47
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You're thinking of the borg
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The Borg are hailing us. Something about Bitcoin and "enn eff tees".
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Barclay managed to get Bonzi Buddy installed on the loving Holodeck again.
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I wonder what the Wikipedia UI looks like in the 24th century.
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RocketMermaid posted:Barclay managed to get Bonzi Buddy installed on the loving Holodeck again. I want to hang out with holosuite Bonzi Buddy
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I want to hang out with holosuite Bonzi Buddy Didn’t work out so well on Lower Decks 
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Wifi Toilet posted:Didn’t work out so well on Lower Decks Haven't watched that yet, I been watching all of Star Trek starting from TOS and am just currently crawling thru Voyager. Is Lower Decks good
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Haven't watched that yet, I been watching all of Star Trek starting from TOS and am just currently crawling thru Voyager. Is Lower Decks good yes
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Imma be real I would love to see what freaky poo poo the Borg queen has in store and I'd risk it for a tisket
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Toxic Mental posted:Imma be real I would love to see what freaky poo poo the Borg queen has in store and I'd risk it for a tisket There's definitely someone on Earth who spends all day making Borg Porn in a Holodeck.
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Hollismason posted:There's definitely someone on Earth who spends all day making Borg Porn in a Holodeck. Prepare to be rear end-imilated.
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Captain's log, stardate 45652.1. The Enterprise has entered an area of space known as the Typhon Expanse. We're the first Starfleet vessel to chart this unexplored region. LAFORGE: As you can see, the Typhon Expanse is huge. If we want to chart the most remote star system, we'll have to launch a probe within the next few hours. RIKER: Fine. What about the luminosity studies? LAFORGE: That may pose a problem. PICARD: How so? LAFORGE: The flux spectrometers are still down for re-alignment. RIKER: I thought they were supposed to be back online yesterday. LAFORGE: They were, until the stellar dynamics lab decided they needed to install new modules. DATA: I recommend we use a gravitron polarimeter. It will perform a similar function. PICARD: Make it so, Mister Data. CRUSHER: Captain, I have something I'd like to report. PICARD: Yes, Doctor? CRUSHER: I heard voices in my room last night. And I felt like someone was touching me. I was alone, so at first I thought I was imagining things. TROI: What were the voices saying? CRUSHER: I couldn't make them out. RIKER: Data, did the sensors pick up anything unusual last night? DATA: No anomalous readings were reported. RIKER: When we're through here, re-check the sensor logs. DATA: Aye, sir. PICARD: Counselor? TROI: I sensed nothing unusual last night. LAFORGE: Maybe you dreamt you were in bed with someone? CRUSHER: Not exactly. I was in bed but there wasn't another person in my dream. It was more like a presence. TROI: You said you felt a touch. CRUSHER: A pair of hands. They were moving across my skin... RIKER: Like a caress? CRUSHER: Yes. And there was a voice, a man. He whispered my name. It was as if I knew him, or more like he knew me... DATA: It's possible there was a power surge in the tetracyanate structure. CRUSHER: He knew exactly I liked to be touched... LAFORGE: Sounds like an after effect from the cooling polygraph scan with psilosynine transwarp field coils and evacuation autocontrols. CRUSHER: It was the most physical dream I've ever had... DATA: Captain, this is definitely a malfunction in the bipolar damping field control complex. I suggest we readjust the transparent weapon polarity. PICARD: Agreed. CRUSHER: The sensations were very real. And extremely arousing. RIKER: Frankly, I'm envious! LAFORGE: I bet the Isolinear chips in the paramagnetic nullifiers are behaving abnormally. Power distribution patterns are already off by five percent. DATA: That is consistent with fluctuations in the tetracyanate transporter field. TROI: Beverly, I sense you're holding something back. What is it? CRUSHER: I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in my grandmother's journal. She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences. RIKER: Well, that's bound to cause a dream or two. DATA: Intriguing. TROI: So, shall we start going over the personnel reports? CRUSHER: You know, I think he had a ring on one of his hands when he touched my shoulder, my neck. I wonder if I'll have another dream tonight. RIKER: I'd read two chapters. PICARD: Make it so. LAFORGE: I got it! The heisenberg magnaspanners are not responding due to the Kedion pulse compression wave. All we need is to equalize the environmental ID trace with the multiadaptive processors, that should regulate the docking alpha-wave with the interphasic subspace matrix. DATA: Commander Laforge is correct. It will be especially simple since the neutrino field coil is currently off line. LAFORGE: We won't even need to trim the interphasic decompilers with luvetric fusion! All in a day's work. PICARD: Splendid. And Dr. Crusher, this will be a good opportunity to get your grandmother's affairs in order. CRUSHER: Thank you. WORF [OC]: Bridge to Captain Picard. PICARD: Go ahead. WORF [OC]: We are getting unusual readings twenty thousand kilometres off the starboard bow. PICARD: On our way.
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Star Trek makes the outrageous claim that holodecks exists yet humans don't spend 24/7 in them.
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Toxic Mental posted:Imma be real I would love to see what freaky poo poo the Borg queen has in store and I'd risk it for a tisket Resistance is futile
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There's definitely a group of humans who are pissed off that they can only have holodeck sex and have meet ups about how the Federation should provide live sex workers.
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Hollismason posted:There's definitely a group of humans who are pissed off that they can only have holodeck sex and have meet ups about how the Federation should provide live sex workers. "Thank you and welcome, let us commence this weekly meeting of the Partnership for Obligating Real Nooky, I am this sector's chapter leader presiding." 
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I never get invited to the post briefing shipwide orgy they just lock me in my quarters and gently caress outside my door so I can hear them 
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Tarkus posted:You would also put the dishes and other items, perhaps clothing as well, into the replicator to be recycled. I heard a babysitter put a baby in a replicator. I heard she got sent to a penal asteroid.
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Hollismason posted:There's definitely a group of humans who are pissed off that they can only have holodeck sex and have meet ups about how the Federation should provide live sex workers. this is why Starfleet Command wanted to disassemble Data. To build the perfect sex worker 
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Vampire Panties posted:this is why Starfleet Command wanted to disassemble Data. Yeah but the pleasure model kept getting his boner stuck in those automatic doors that close from both sides. 
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Vampire Panties posted:this is why Starfleet Command wanted to disassemble Data. *Riker pulls off Data's dick to prove a point*
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Haven't watched that yet, I been watching all of Star Trek starting from TOS and am just currently crawling thru Voyager. Is Lower Decks good Skip the first 2 eps, they are unimportant and mediocre. Gets better after that Edit: oh uh to stay on topic, imagine i'm abe lincoln while i tell you this
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Soapy_Bumslap posted:Skip the first 2 eps, they are unimportant and mediocre. Gets better after that Trust honest Abe on this. He's right.
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eh, i watched a season and a half of lower decks on the basis of all the praise and never became entertained. mostly just sort of mildly annoyed, waiting. i think the only good trek content since enterprise has been SNW. it's finally got a cast and a tone that mostly works even if some episodes are not that great. looking forward to S2 on that one.
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Good star trek? Sounds like something that came out of a replicator and got clobbered to death by 40 min mark. Noooo sir, no such thing as good star trek
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To be a trek fan is to be hopeful for the future.
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The future of better trek shows.
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Chasing’ the DS9 dragon and getting nothing but Vic Fontaine episodes.
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