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Icochet posted:I'm sick of space monsters and adventure. Can we just invite Troi's mom to visit this week? Lol you don't invite someone of her stature. Also she's a friggin mind reader and a troll so she only shows up when it's most inconvenient for Deanna
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I’ve got this holodeck program right here custom made. It’s got all the best Internet forum posters of early 21st century earth.
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Icochet posted:I'm sick of space monsters and adventure. Can we just invite Troi's mom to visit this week? It's in Gene Roddenberry's Will. Every few seasons a character played by his wife would be legally required to show up and try to gently caress someone on the main cast.
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Extra Large Marge posted:It's in Gene Roddenberry's Will. Every few seasons a character played by his wife would be legally required to show up and try to gently caress someone on the main cast. Did the computer gently caress anyone?
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Jan 26, 2023 16:56
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Doctor Butts posted:Did the computer gently caress anyone? Everyone who ever used the holodeck.
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Jan 26, 2023 16:58
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It's how they collect disease information for the transporter filters.
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Jan 26, 2023 17:06
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Computer, load up holodeck program "stepsister stuck in washer"
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Computer, turn off safety regulators
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Jan 26, 2023 17:13
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Jan 26, 2023 17:15
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Miles O'Brien posted:I never get invited to the post briefing shipwide orgy they just lock me in my quarters and gently caress outside my door so I can hear them
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Jan 26, 2023 17:16
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"On behalf of the Federation, it is my honor to make first contact with your speciHOLY poo poo IS THAT YOUR NOSE?!?'
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Jan 26, 2023 17:22
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ChickenHeart posted:oops I left the "cure all ailments during transfer" toggle on at the transporter and now Riker's really upset his sex drive's back to normal
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Jan 26, 2023 17:39
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Why is Keiko literally the only person who doesn't have to be in uniform at all times? I go to my quarters during leave, and I still have to wear this itchy felt garbage, why is a loving botanist exempt?
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Jan 26, 2023 17:44
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ChickenHeart posted:oops I left the "cure all ailments during transfer" toggle on at the transporter and hey where the gently caress did Barclay go
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goatface posted:Someone find me an ensign who knows how to work this display screen, I'm meant to give a presentation to the secondary senior staff (nights and weekends) about possible efficiency improvements in our staffing. Bro, does that mean they’re gonna let you on the battle bridge? See if you can get in there early and poke around the Jeffries tubes, I hear that’s where Riker keeps his stash.
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Riker seems like a vanilla drugs kind of guy. No freaky stuff. None of the fun stuff he could acquire.
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One of my favorites was L.Q. "Sonny" Clemonds. I wonder what happened to him?
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goatface posted:Riker seems like a vanilla drugs kind of guy. No freaky stuff. None of the fun stuff he could acquire. He got addicted to that awful video game that injected you with a larger and larger dose of heroin every time you beat a level. Was enslaved by his dealer and made to get the rest of the ship addicted and enslaved. I think that qualifies as a substance use disorder.
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Fell Mood posted:Trust honest Abe on this. He's right. Abe is not honest he didn’t even eat a real hat.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:He got addicted to that awful video game that injected you with a larger and larger dose of heroin every time you beat a level. Was enslaved by his dealer and made to get the rest of the ship addicted and enslaved. I think that qualifies as a substance use disorder. That wasn't even a sex thing.
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ikanreed posted:Why is Keiko literally the only person who doesn't have to be in uniform at all times? She's sleeping with someone important so she gets to break the rules
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ikanreed posted:Why is Keiko literally the only person who doesn't have to be in uniform at all times? Because she isnt part of Starfleet, shes a civilian! Gosh!
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Jan 26, 2023 19:18
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They gave Wesley a uniform because his civilian sweater sucked poo poo
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His great-nanna replicated it for him when she wasn't banging an alien ghost thing.
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Icochet posted:They gave Wesley a uniform because his civilian sweater sucked poo poo Dude was dressed up like a the RCA Color TV logo 
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BombiTheZombie posted:Computer, turn off safety regulators SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE COMPACTORS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL
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Riker would mentally torment Wesley by hiding in the walls of his room at night and whispering "Your mother thinks you're a failure." which made Wesley think he was losing his mind.
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*Data knelt over the corpse of Geordi.* "I apologize Captain,, I did not realize humans did not enjoy torture."
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Data can do the helicopter dick without even moving and it's making me depressed
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Those high def episodes really do Wil Wheaton's greasy acne no favors.
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goatface posted:The pleating around the waist is just odd. "But then Gene told me, 'In the 24th century, no one will care if your shirt has a built-in cumberbund.'"
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Lucky Guy posted:She's sleeping with someone important so she gets to break the rules What, Potatoes O'Brian? I don't think he's that important, he was fixing my holotoilet yesterday. He's like a janitor or something.
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Colonel Cancer posted:What, Potatoes O'Brian? I don't think he's that important, he was fixing my holotoilet yesterday. He's like a janitor or something. He was talking about Colonel Kira.
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FFS Worf, we are sick of your Klingon rituals. Why can't your lot have a good one for everyone to enjoy, like a blood orgy or something.
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