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Colonel Cancer posted:What, Potatoes O'Brian? I don't think he's that important, he was fixing my holotoilet yesterday. He's like a janitor or something. He's not on the ship anymore, he works at the airport now.
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Kling on deez nuts, Mr Worf.
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If you were any other man I would KISS you where you stand! Fu'qH! No! Kill! I meant kill!
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stealing a handful of odo from his bucket while he’s regenerating and hiding it so that he’s imperceptibly smaller when he wakes up i’ve been doing this for two weeks and my holoimager says he’s 2 cm shorter now, lol
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Captain, if we upload this image to the Borg collective consciousness, they may expend all their processing power trying to comprehend it, causing a cascade failure among their forces. Well, let's see it, Mr. LaForge. *Goatse flashes up on conference room screen*
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Admiralty Flag posted:Captain, if we upload this image to the Borg collective consciousness, they may expand all their processing power trying to comprehend it, causing a cascade failure among their forces. hehee
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Jan 26, 2023 23:57
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LaForge is French for: The Forge. Get it? Because he works in engineering. Deanna LaMind and Beverly LaHypospray
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LuckyCat posted:Beverly LaHypospray 
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Yall muthafuckas need to read Redshirts by John Scalzi. Stay off the drat bridge!
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Data at Tasha Yar's funeral : "I performed sexual intercourse with her. It was... adequate."
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Shaka, when the beat dropped
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poo poo, when my rear end farted.
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Jan 27, 2023 02:34
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i poo poo my space pants
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Data: "Captain, I shitted, farted, but I never camed my pants."
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Lucky Guy posted:i poo poo my space pants 'What if I had been standing under the thing?' 'You would have been standing inside my lovely pants' 'yeah well leave that aside for a moment- what would have happened to me?' 'you would have suffocated and died'
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Worf is blasting the Klingon Opera Skrillex & Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley - Make It Bun Dem [OFFICIAL VIDEO] in his room again
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Lucky Guy posted:i poo poo my space pants "What, Chief?" 
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:poo poo, when my rear end farted. My balls, his mouth open.
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Jan 27, 2023 09:47
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Uh, I gotta stop by the holodeck real quick, be right back
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Admiral Janeway arrives on the Trill homeworld. "Get the transporter pads ready, boys," she orders, cracking her knuckles. "We've got work to do."
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do you think they have mini-holodecks that are like the booths in porn shops, that charge by the minute
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A holohelmet, or holopants
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It's a Holofleshbolt. It looks like a plain old self-sealing stembolt, but remove the cap and hit a few buttons and you can have a holographic simulation of any genitalia you want to experience. Be careful, though... There was a crewman that didn't know how these worked and made the mistake of using a REAL self-sealing stembolt. Yeah. Yeah... It sounds funny, but we found that old transporter chief putting himself through the transporter for nearly 2 hours trying to get the computer to unfuse it from his body. Ultimately, one of our engineers knew instantly how to unseal it in just a few seconds. He was a good crewman, though, but he had to leave after that event. Miles O'Boltfucker they started calling him behind his back. Then members of the crew started going missing.... Anyway, about the terrorist attacks. I think we can help you, Ambassador, but it will take time. The important thing is that you make the first move by announcing that you'll agree to at least hold talks with the separatists...
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