Yarr Me Scurvy Orbs, Post ITT for a Pirate Sixer!

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Manifisto

some of ye degenerates are belly achin', asking to spend six hours in davy jones' locker. post itt and I, cap'n fisto, will send ye there at a time convenient to me. ye can request a general time frame for your plank walkin' but there be no guarantees ye will get it. one keelhaulin' per customer. yo ho ho etc where's the loving rum.

# ? Jan 27, 2023 20:34

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:09

Quadramind

I'm walking the plank
:moonrio:

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 20:37

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

i confess captain, i peed and pooped into a portal to a random destination

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Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Jan 27, 2023 20:40

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Shave me belly with a rusty razor, pls

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# ? Jan 27, 2023 21:21

biosterous

throw me in the lock-up 'til i'm sober

(ideally night time for east coast usa)

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^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Jan 27, 2023 21:32

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Arrrrr, I've got a letter of marque.

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:29

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

what're you gonna do with me, a drunken sailor

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https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:51

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

You wouldn't probe a guy with a parrot on his shoulder, would ya? :smuggo:

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https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:52

Heather Papps: hello friend

*scratches at his eye, having forgotten about the hook hand recently installed*

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thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 28, 2023 01:40

Ass-penny

I'll shiver your timbres

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thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 01:41

Ass-penny

avast ye scurvy orbs :yohoho:

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Jan 28, 2023 01:47

selan dyin

yo ho yo ho a pirate's probe for me

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 02:07

Absurd Alhazred: by Athanatos

Could do with a good pirate's sleep.

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 02:13

Dumb Sex-Parrot

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thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Jan 28, 2023 02:40

Mode 7

How appropriate, you fight like a cow!

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 03:38

alexandriao

probe me with a sexy pirate lady please

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Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)

# ? Jan 28, 2023 04:00

alexandriao

nobo dy else itt wanted to say it but you were all wishing it.... i was the rulebreaker that dared to speak truth, for this i am being pro bae td

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)

# ? Jan 28, 2023 04:00

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

put a botanical spin on mine

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 04:06

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

lmao poop deck rofl

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Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

# ? Jan 28, 2023 06:02

Nerdlord Actual: Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes

in honor fo pirate theme in trivia this year probe my dumb rear end

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 06:30

Rags to Liches: future skeleton soldier

I drank the rum, yarrrrr.

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 06:35

GoutPatrol: *Stupid Babby*

I need to be stealing more lemons because the scurvy be coming on fierce

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 07:20

sb hermit

Manifisto posted:

where's the loving rum.

well????

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 09:30

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

I have scurvy and I need six hours to recover

yarr

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Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

# ? Jan 28, 2023 09:31

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I daresay this vessel is seemingly not part of her majesty's royal fleet SIR

:lofty:

hwat is the meaning of this

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spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Jan 28, 2023 09:49

buglord: Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

I�m a pirate that likes other menpirates, can I join this ship?

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 10:10

Carbon dioxide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk3tXQzCeJA&t=3126s

y0 1337 d00dz 4nd n00bs 4l1k3 I h34rd th1s 1s teh 0ne 4nd 0nly pl4ce t0 f1nd w4r3z, t0rr3ntz and 0ther :filez:

0n h3r3 th3se d4ys, is th4t r1te?

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 16:58

Prof. Crocodile

I have been wearing a piece of rope as a belt for years so it's nice to finally fit in.

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 17:19

Ass-penny

can you find me that.image of that poo poo with the animated pirates and they are saying something preposterous like "remember kids, pirates don't steal"

like did anyone in your office ever bother to look up what piracy meant

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Jan 28, 2023 18:12

Simsmagic: im beautiful

send me to the brig, o captain my captain

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thank you dumb sex-parrot for the wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 28, 2023 18:24

Scuba Trooper

sixitize me, cap'n

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 18:25

Ass-penny

found it

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Jan 28, 2023 19:16