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some of ye degenerates are belly achin', asking to spend six hours in davy jones' locker. post itt and I, cap'n fisto, will send ye there at a time convenient to me. ye can request a general time frame for your plank walkin' but there be no guarantees ye will get it. one keelhaulin' per customer. yo ho ho etc where's the loving rum. |
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I'm walking the plank (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 27, 2023 20:37 |
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i confess captain, i peed and pooped into a portal to a random destination (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 27, 2023 20:40 |
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Shave me belly with a rusty razor, pls (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 21:21 |
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throw me in the lock-up 'til i'm sober (ideally night time for east coast usa) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 27, 2023 21:32 |
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Arrrrr, I've got a letter of marque. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:29 |
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what're you gonna do with me, a drunken sailor (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:51 |
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You wouldn't probe a guy with a parrot on his shoulder, would ya? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 00:52 |
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*scratches at his eye, having forgotten about the hook hand recently installed* (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 01:40 |
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I'll shiver your timbres (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 01:41 |
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avast ye scurvy orbs
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 01:47 |
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yo ho yo ho a pirate's probe for me (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 02:07 |
Could do with a good pirate's sleep. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 02:13 |
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 02:40 |
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How appropriate, you fight like a cow! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 03:38 |
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probe me with a sexy pirate lady please (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Too much is always not enough! |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 04:00 |
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nobo dy else itt wanted to say it but you were all wishing it.... i was the rulebreaker that dared to speak truth, for this i am being pro bae td
Too much is always not enough! |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 04:00 |
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put a botanical spin on mine (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 04:06 |
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lmao poop deck rofl (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 06:02 |
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in honor fo pirate theme in trivia this year probe my dumb rear end (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 06:30 |
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I drank the rum, yarrrrr. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 06:35 |
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I need to be stealing more lemons because the scurvy be coming on fierce (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 07:20 |
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Manifisto posted:where's the loving rum. well???? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 09:30 |
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I have scurvy and I need six hours to recover yarr (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 09:31 |
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I daresay this vessel is seemingly not part of her majesty's royal fleet SIR hwat is the meaning of this (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 09:49 |
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I’m a pirate that likes other menpirates, can I join this ship? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 10:10 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk3tXQzCeJA&t=3126s y0 1337 d00dz 4nd n00bs 4l1k3 I h34rd th1s 1s teh 0ne 4nd 0nly pl4ce t0 f1nd w4r3z, t0rr3ntz and 0ther 0n h3r3 th3se d4ys, is th4t r1te? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 16:58 |
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I have been wearing a piece of rope as a belt for years so it's nice to finally fit in. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 17:19 |
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can you find me that.image of that poo poo with the animated pirates and they are saying something preposterous like "remember kids, pirates don't steal" like did anyone in your office ever bother to look up what piracy meant
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 18:12 |
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send me to the brig, o captain my captain (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 18:24 |
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sixitize me, cap'n (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 18:25 |
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found it
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 19:16 |
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rear end-penny posted:found it lol
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 19:24 |
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keelhaul me under the subforums op (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 21:33 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 28, 2023 21:53 |
this thread is aids (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) ---------------- |
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# ? Jan 28, 2023 22:38 |
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:this thread is aids (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 29, 2023 00:24 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:
also (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Jan 29, 2023 00:29 |
16-bit Butt-Head posted:this thread is aids ---------------- |
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# ? Jan 29, 2023 00:45 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:41 |
I'm going to perform pirate style violence on the mods rear end in a top hat (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) ---------------- |
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