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resurrect Dad Gay So What.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 02:03 |
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Hark! Venture ye into the catacombs beneath the catacombs of Viconte Tarantino and retrieve for me 5 Uma Thurman feet pix ere I will part with mine gold for thee
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 02:47 |
can you get me some realgar from the tannery? I'll pay you quite well, 10,000 gold pieces. ah, this looks like good quality, just have to test it. come on my dear marjorie, it's time for your supper thank you, the results have been marvelous. where's my wife? what kind of question is that? take your money and leave me be!
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 02:50 |
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plz help me fix my life (it's a romance questline, obviously)
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 03:01 |
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look, I know you're busy saving the world and everything, but, can you go kill my ex-boss? I have like $54 and a knife that a witch claims she enchanted
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 03:02 |
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Ask all townsfolk “whose tuggin?”
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 03:03 |
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Fetch ingredients and cook a dinner for 2. Your reward is half of my dinner.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 03:14 |
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The vile wizard in yonder tower borrowed my plunger and never gave it back, I need you to break in and retrieve it.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 03:18 |
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super sweet best pal posted:The vile wizard in yonder tower borrowed my plunger and never gave it back, I need you to break in and retrieve it. gently caress! Tolkien has nothing on this guy
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 03:21 |
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"Take these vestments and spear, break into the capitol and overthrow tyranny"
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 03:54 |
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Go see the Piper at the Gates of Dawn. He will hand you a Saucerful of Secrets. Take it to Ummagumma, who will share it with his Atom Heart Mother. They will give you Relics and tell you not to Meddle in the affairs of elves. Go to the meadow Obscured by Clouds and look at The Dark Side of the Moon. A Nice Pair of trolls will talk as if they don't see you. They will Wish You Were Here and leave a bag made with the skins of Animals. Put the Relics in The bag and take them to the hole in The Wall at the edge of the meadow. You will experience A Momentary Lapse of Reason until you hear the Delicate Sound of Thunder. A light will Shine On The Division Bell and make it ring. At the sound the forest trees will shake and Pulse. A hidden panel will open and a treasure will come out. Take the silver disk and use it whenever you wish to relive your adventure.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 03:55 |
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Help me milk this cow. I don't want to do it. Uh as a reward I will give you the... my only... this... um.. an item of great power... which will be.. this mighty four pronged trident!
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 03:57 |
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Jelly posted:"Take these vestments and spear, break into the capitol and overthrow tyranny" yeah, yeah, yeah, we all played Fallout 3
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:00 |
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Go kill Death, the optional superboss, so you can unlock dialogue with Terry Pratchett afterwards.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:07 |
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Gologle posted:Go kill Death, the optional superboss, so you can unlock dialogue with Terry Pratchett afterwards. I don't want to kill Death. It's a strangely relatable anthropomorphic personification of mortality Edit: Plus, Susan would be real mad at me
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:10 |
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I lost something important I need you to retrieve. I'd do it myself but there's not a giant yellow arrow pointing towards it for me
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:17 |
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You, great hero, have to go out with me. Yes, you have to. Otherwise this quest just won't get done.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:19 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:You, great hero, have to go out with me. I am not sure I like this questline
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:24 |
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i'm thirsty! Go across town and grab me my favorite drink, apple cider! what do you mean you're saving the world and it's unreasonable for me to ask you to drop everything just to grab me something to drink? you know I'm an NPC, right? I'm programmed to sit here and smoke my never ending hookah, wait for you to show up , and ask you to please grab me my cider. That's it. you don't want me to die of thirst, do you? wow I'm so sorry It's such a burden to get me something to drink. it's just a little hard to think of anything else when you're dying of loving thirst!
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:27 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:i'm thirsty! Go across town and grab me my favorite drink, apple cider! what do you mean you're saving the world and it's unreasonable for me to ask you to drop everything just to grab me something to drink? you know I'm an NPC, right? I'm programmed to sit here and smoke my never ending hookah, wait for you to show up , and ask you to please grab me my cider. That's it. you don't want me to die of thirst, do you? wow I'm so sorry It's such a burden to get me something to drink. it's just a little hard to think of anything else when you're dying of loving thirst! a game where it was like this from every quest giver would probably own
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:30 |
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Find my prized fancy pet alpaca so I can win the county fair livestock contest.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:57 |
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Me wife has been getting ploughed by Rufus, one of the stable hands. They’ve been meeting daily in the third stall having a go at it. Go down there to catch them in the act and kill Rufus. Bring back his cock so I know you’ve done the deed. (Optional) leave no witnesses
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:59 |
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Bloopsy posted:Me wife has been getting ploughed by Rufus, one of the stable hands. They’ve been meeting daily in the third stall having a go at it. Go down there to catch them in the act and kill Rufus. Bring back his cock so I know you’ve done the deed. optional: gently caress this dudes wife
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:04 |
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Get alcohol for my baby. I need 4x Everclear for my baby.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:04 |
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You there, brave Sir Knight! Come here a moment, I would ask a boon of thee. Alas I have fallen in love with a maiden most fair and yet she knows me not. Therefore I would ask a boon of thee. For each pair of her unwashed panties thou canst bring to me I will pay thee a kingly sum of 5g! (Repeatable)
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:07 |
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Milk a fresh gallon from my loins
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:12 |
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I don't like the governmental overreach requiring bodies be disposed of properly in a graveyard. Here's a dwarven shovel I just bought, go dig up five graves and I will reward you with 1 gold for each grave. - after 4-7 graves someone will notice and the guards will be called - 1% chance the player will awaken an angry spirit - 1% chance the player will dig up a rare piece of equipment - the shovel sells for 10gp to a shopkeeper if they don't use it
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:12 |
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quest? well my ballsack could use some attention I suppose.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:13 |
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By popular demand posted:quest? well my ballsack could use some attention I suppose. *sigh* I'll go get my high heels
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:16 |
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*pins a notice to the notice board Wanted: Cow milker. Reward: A sleek glossy black pair of leather knee high stiletto boots.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:20 |
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Retrieve the legendary Cask of Amontillado from yonder catacombs
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:24 |
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Find happiness, it must be on this continent somewhere
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:26 |
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Locate and retrieve or craft a warhammer so two-handed that Tyr himself cannot wield it
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:28 |
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Find an Adult
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:29 |
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Forage 20 elderberries from the forest of forgetting, return them to me on my humble farm by the hills of green, whereupon I shall use them to make a fine wine. Next, our adventurer must pour the wine down my naked body under a harvest moon, and drink it from my toes. Finally, the adventurer must.. oh no I forgot the final part of the quest. Too much time in the forest of forgetting, I suppose. If only you'd shown up sooner, adventurer.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:45 |
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tiaz posted:Retrieve the legendary Cask of Amontillado from yonder catacombs tiaz posted:Find happiness, it must be on this continent somewhere tiaz posted:Locate and retrieve or craft a warhammer so two-handed that Tyr himself cannot wield it tiaz posted:Find an Adult OK first I go to the catacombs and collect the booze. Then I go search for a master smith who is almost certain to be an adult. Then I trade the booze with the smith to craft the hammer. When he's done I tell him what a great job he did which makes him feel happy.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:56 |
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Cmon follow me, it’s easier if I show you *takes off at 115% walking speed*
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 06:09 |
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I dunno. Bring me some potatoes. Slime essences. Bear furs. Dragon smegma. Something like that
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 09:10 |
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I know you, the hero who braved the underworld and banished the old god Chroo'feuss, saving the whole continent of Fargrandia. You bless our humble village with your pressence. Incidentally my cousin Steve owes me 300 farthings and so
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 09:24 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 10:25 |
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Hey adventurer what's up? You good? Alright. Anyway so. Deal is: One of us sells only weed and the other only weed. Choose wisely.
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# ? Jan 30, 2023 09:38 |