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Funky See Funky Do posted:*pins a notice to the notice board Now I know what lead up to this: https://www.wowhead.com/item=128436/a-steamy-romance-novel-got-milk
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The Hello Machine posted:100 gold to gently caress off Come to think of it, has there ever been such a sidequest in an ARPG before?
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Jan 30, 2023 10:56
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Listen guys, I just figured out that I'm holding a crucial item needed to continue the hero's journey. So what I'm saying is get the stiff brush and start leathering my ballsack if you don't want to be stuck as a level 5 rogue forever.
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Jan 30, 2023 11:45
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zone posted:Come to think of it, has there ever been such a sidequest in an ARPG before? Dunno about an ARPG but if you find glasses for Renescu (hidden quest) in Fallout 2 you can later keep telling him 'Youre welcome' until he throws a reward at you and threatening to kill you if you don't shut up.
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Jan 30, 2023 11:50
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By popular demand posted:Dunno about an ARPG but if you find glasses for Renescu (hidden quest) in Fallout 2 you can later keep telling him 'Youre welcome' until he throws a reward at you and threatening to kill you if you don't shut up. Oh yeah, I must've forgot about that one. Cheers. 
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Jan 30, 2023 12:41
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Ahhh, an adventurer, I see! A wanderer. A vagabond! A strider of hidden paths! How many roads have you gone down to reach this place, I wonder? You, I think, are exactly who I've been waiting for. I have for you a task. It is a simple thing, truly. A trifle! Yet, I confess, you are not the first I have asked. All those who have come before you have proven themselves unable or unwilling and so I shall make it worth your while. Show me your feet.
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Jan 30, 2023 13:14
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Put on this robe and wizard hat.
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Jan 30, 2023 14:00
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The wizard stole OP's balls Are you a bad of enough dude to find them?
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Jan 30, 2023 14:03
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Slay the evil poster William Henry Hairytaint
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Jan 30, 2023 14:18
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Polish the knob of my wizard staff to a gleaming shine
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Jan 30, 2023 14:20
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I offer you a moral choice, hero. The path you take will decide not only your future, but the future of this very world. You may choose to fight the Demon Queen. Or you may subscribe to her OnlyFiends.
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Jan 30, 2023 14:21
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Thank god you're here, hero! My village, it's been... it's been razed to the ground by ogres! My wife, my daughter, my friends, all of them slain! Please, find the group who did this and bring them to justice! Wait, what's that you're writing there? Sidequest? loving sidequest?! This is an entire village! Everyone I've loved is dead and this is just a diversion for you? Something you do as-as-as a hobby? Oh god. I'm gonna be sick. Just leave me here. Just go. Do whatever you think is more important. I have a daughter to bury.
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Jan 30, 2023 15:39
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Why are all you NPCs so lazy do your own sidequests!!! *throws Xbox controller*
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Jan 30, 2023 15:46
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Wizard guild is always lookin' for more mules. Not those kind of mules.
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Jan 30, 2023 15:48
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Be careful out there, it's a dangerous world. My father was an adventurer too, when I was a little kid he accepted a quest to retrieve a pack of smokes and he was ne'er seen again.
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Jan 30, 2023 15:54
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Bake some banana bread.
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Jan 30, 2023 15:59
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Thanks for getting the alcohol for my baby adventurer! Here is 50 gold. But adventurer, my baby is now sick with alcohol poisoning! Can you get get a cure for my baby? I need 4x Adrenaline for my baby.
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Jan 30, 2023 16:04
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Smugworth posted:Slay the evil poster William Henry Hairytaint teach horrendously lonely poster Smugworth how to win friends and be loved
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Jan 30, 2023 16:27
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Hello brave adventurers. The Last time a pack of heroes came to town, they started throwing around thousands of gold pieces on every good and service that our town was willing to offer. Now our economy is ruined. Even a loaf of moldy bread costs many times what the average peasant could hope to make in their lifetime. Can you do something about this? I don't know how to fix it, I am just an illiterate gong farmer, but I have 25 xp right here just waiting for you once you finish the job.
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Jan 30, 2023 16:32
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I don't have the blueprints for the time machine
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Jan 30, 2023 16:36
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:teach horrendously lonely poster Smugworth how to win friends and be loved
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Jan 30, 2023 16:36
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Oh lord, help us! Every time someone completes a task they become physically stronger and smarter and now everyone here is obsessed with delivering me flowers! I only asked for them once! All these shoulderpads and mounts are ruining my home!
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Jan 30, 2023 16:38
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I was at an all you can eat fish restaurant and they kicked me out before I had all I could eat. Can you help me?
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Jan 30, 2023 17:20
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Help the dragon commit tax evasion (an accounting skill of at least +10 is recommended)
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Jan 30, 2023 17:33
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If you could you know get rid this world of my jerk neighbor. Keeps on asking questions about my "business"... I mean that jerks probably an evil witch or something, yeah. Hey you need to tell me if your a cop right?
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Jan 30, 2023 17:34
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Cobra Commander posted:I was at an all you can eat fish restaurant and they kicked me out before I had all I could eat. Can you help me? Time to die! <Attack>
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Jan 30, 2023 17:38
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Quest: Bring me 4 jugsworth of horsemilk that I mayest wet mine whistle Reward: 4 jugs (empty)
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Jan 30, 2023 17:54
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Please, adventurer, come to this hiring seminar I'm hosting where YOU TOO can find out how to make MAD CASH from the comfort of your home! *if you refuse I become irrevocably-hostile, chasing you to the ends of the earth*
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Jan 30, 2023 18:16
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"And so, for a modest introductory fee, you too can host a tupperware party"
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Jan 30, 2023 18:31
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My lawyer couldn't clear me of my DUI, but maybe you can, Adventurer! DIFFICULTY: Hard REWARD: A handshake
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Jan 30, 2023 18:46
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Paint my chicken coop 30 seconds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWuEniepGhk
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Jan 31, 2023 15:37
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Answer me these questions three, brave adventurer! What is thy true name? What is thy social security number? What is thy credit card information? Answer truly hero, lest your soul be forfeit and cast down to the pits of hell.
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Jan 31, 2023 17:50
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Adventurer, my baby has taken the adrenaline, but now he needs open heart surgery! Can you go to the surgeon and convince him to give my baby open heart surgery? I need 4x Open Heart Surgery vouchers for my baby.
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Jan 31, 2023 18:26
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Polish my scepter real slow while maintaining eye contact with me.
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Jan 31, 2023 18:54
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Hail mighty adventurer! Would'st thou be able to piss in this cup for me? Please man im on probation I got to report to them in 30 minutes, im begging you. I was around some people smoking weed last night and I cant come up hot again or they're gonna send me away for 3 years
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Jan 31, 2023 19:11
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Test this guacamole for me, I'm not sure of the expiration date
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Jan 31, 2023 19:18
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Some local kids have been messing with my pumpkins. You know what to do.
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Jan 31, 2023 20:02
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Senator Sprinkles posted:Cmon follow me, it’s easier if I show you *takes off at 115% walking speed* Alternatively, takes off at 25% walking speed and you fail the quest anytime you get more than 3 feet away from the NPC.
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Jan 31, 2023 21:26
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"Hello, fair adventurer. I see you are burdened with coin. Please step into my domicile. I have something called an E-meter that I need help repairing. Your reward will be the journey itself."
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I hear you’re off and back to kill ten giant rats for Ratchcatcher Harold. Can u pick me up a taco on the way? Thanks homeslice 🏠 🍕 🙏
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