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so you are under ten? alright I actually have this dog im looking for....can you hop in my 1986 monte carlo and help me look for him...i mean her....uh....wait your parents aren't here right? also I have this one. I have developed an extreme thirst adventurer however I have forgotten my ID....no I do not need you to get my ID. no seriously forget about the ID. Can you go into this convience store and buy me and my friends two six packs of natty light.....mead? we will give you 5 extra bucks I mean gold and maybe you end up with like 10exp whatever that poo poo is
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a quest? Get me a liter, no 2 liters of maple syrup. and have your mother stop by, with that outfit she got. reward? well maybe a new baby brother!
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Jan 31, 2023 22:16
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Lucky Guy posted:I'm running low on bear asses again, I could use another 20. What am I going to do with them? Look, do you want to get paid or not? Says the PHAT’ar’se tribe’s wise woman. magical land names are made by throwing apostrophes around in random places
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Adventurer, my baby's heart surgery was successful, but now he needs regular dialysis because his kidneys were also damaged from the alcohol I gave him. I need a dialysis machine for my baby. Can you get 4x Dialysis Machines for my baby?
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Jan 31, 2023 22:45
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Feb 1, 2023 02:34
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FAILED - Listen to Buttchocks demo tape.
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Find me a date. Then pretend to be my date. Then consummate the date on the 3rd date. Continue to pretend to my date until satisfied.
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Comstar posted:Find me a date. Hey! Hey!! You back off, I saw the adventurer first!
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Hello fine... oh, you're murderhobos. No it's fine, murderhobos are perfectly fine adventurers too it's just No, I don't want any trouble SIRS, but you MUST understand that what you're doing right now? The sword at my neck over being a little disappointed you're not just a smidgen classier? Even if I couldn't smell your charisma stat was clearly dumpstered, THIS is why you get called that. No I DON'T care if you decide to give me a shave, I'm one of the few people willing to give the rest of the villagers time to hide themselves or get on their way to putting in a grievance with the king for your heads so if you kill me before you get bored and leave you'll find yourselves swinging from a post soon enough after. Why did I approach you if I clearly didn't want you here? I THOUGHT from a distance you had some knightly gear on, and you at least looked like you might know what a bath is, and that you might take a minute to help us with a few small things as part of unwinding from a decent royal guard's regular patrol. I've clearly erred to the bone and you'd sooner chop the tree and my daughter's kitten up than help in a proper way, so I strongly recommend you make yourselves more welcome and more useful by clearing out the kobold warren to the east. Just follow the roads and you'll pass by the Count's mansion; he'll pay you handsomely for the job, tell him Randolph sent you and you'll get any other info you could want then. Sure kobolds are full members of our society, just like you're full members of our society and one of you's a kobold to boot. What of it? These ones're stopping the Count's plan to lay down a proper highway because it'd go through their sacred ritual sites and you came here looking for a sidequest to boost your stats up, not something to save kittens from trees or otherwise fit any sort of moral principles. Either play to your type and kill them, get a bath and more class to go with your wannabe kumbaya, or bugger off already!!
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:Hello fine... oh, you're murderhobos. skip dialogue
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You should download Sidetrackr™, the new side quest app that lets you be your own boss. Here's how it works: when you feel like questing, just open up the app and you can browse the side quests that customers have posted in your area. You can select up to three side quests, and a GPS-enabled Big Yellow Arrow will guide you along the most efficient route to questin' those tasks down. No need to worry about hustling for your quests or managing payments, Sidetrackr™ takes care of it all! Sign up with promotional code GETPROCEDURAL to earn 500xp just for downloading the app, and get Sidetrackin' today!
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Treecko posted:So many sidequest I lost track of my main objective the only way to play an Elder Scrolls game, ime (also w/ a TARDIS mod because I'm lazy and want to be able to summon my fancy traveling home wherever, whenever, including mid-dungeon)
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Go to Mcdonalds and pick me up a Big Mac Meal with large fries and a coke. Reward: 10GP Additional Rewards (Tip): 0GP
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Lucky Guy posted:I'm running low on bear asses again, I could use another 20. What am I going to do with them? Look, do you want to get paid or not?  “What? No! These fantastic cheeks aren’t implants! Totally natural. Now, about those bear asses…”
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My name is Gato I like big joints Smoke me out And you'll earn 15 silver points
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"Hello wanderer, I currently appear as human but with your aid I could soon be a dragon"
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Rides Naked posted:"Hello wanderer, I currently appear as human but with your aid I could soon be a dragon" For the last time, I'm not paying for your WoW subscription! They're not even real dragons. They're some dumb new thing they just made up. Play something else, already.
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"Hey traveler... oh you looked stressed."... "Just saw two of your party horribly slaughtered by an indescribable horror, you say. Like I was going to ask you to go find my great grands prized shovel lost down the well, but you know what forgot that. Just have a good relaxing day off and I'll give you 500xp points. Like you look pretty rough man. Think you really need it."
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:For the last time, I'm not paying for your WoW subscription! They're not even real dragons. They're some dumb new thing they just made up. Play something else, already. A dragon these nuts across your face
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