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The pro bowl has been turned into the NFL's version of field day and I look forward to this dumbness. More dodgeball!
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Ches Neckbeard posted:More dodgeball! Just watch the AFC South offenses.
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https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1620113660134711322?t=_-vtszw5eIgGp5D3jVyRgA&s=19 Just a little sneak peek of the commercials you're gonna see on Super Bowl Sunday!
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I have been seeing those billboards and commercials everywhere and I thought they had a more liberal bent to try and separate the church from the Republican Party. I guess not. For Purdy at least QBs don't put nearly the amount of torque on their arm as pitchers do, hopefully he is back by next year.
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You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
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Jan 31, 2023 02:24
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:https://twitter.com/spotrac/status/1620120948069261314 Cut Michael Thomas, cut Jameis Winston, restructure a couple of players and we're done, it's time for lunch.
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Jan 31, 2023 02:47
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seiferguy posted:https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1620113660134711322?t=_-vtszw5eIgGp5D3jVyRgA&s=19 I don't think Jesus' brand is the one that needs repairing.
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Jan 31, 2023 02:58
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Grip it and rip it posted:Who owns Jesus' brand?
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Grip it and rip it posted:Who owns Jesus' brand? Man, the original Da Vinci Code was pretty bad but this remake seems even worse.
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Jan 31, 2023 03:43
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shyduck posted:Unilever I snorted pretty good at this one.
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shyduck posted:Unilever Long story short, they worked in corporate chemistry for a decade before having a mental breakdown after a lab accident because apparently most of their colleagues treated safety guidelines as a suggestion and they felt their superiors routinely demanded they do things that were either impossible to do safely and/or as fast as they wanted them done. They never want to do chemistry again. Also those Jesus ads are hilarious because they're made by people who hate immigrants and criminals.
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Lance of Llanwyln posted:Also those Jesus ads are hilarious because they're made by people who hate immigrants and criminals. They hate immigrants and criminals, but not as much as they love the cash that asses in seats provides.
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Jan 31, 2023 03:57
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Ok, so what the hell is Hurts injury. Yeah his throwing shoulder got it, but its been about 7 weeks and it doesn't seem to have gotten much better. He gonna be able to shoot the arm up and throw more than 20 times if he has to?
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Lance of Llanwyln posted:Also those Jesus ads are hilarious because they're made by people who hate immigrants and criminals. Those Jesus ads feel like the most lazy, blatant kind of pandering to what an idiot's idea of a young progressive person would want, so I'm extremely unsurprised to find out that's exactly what it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Eg_yrpjmlY Like, the puzzle really does fully slide into place when you watch the ad knowing who paid for it.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Ok, so what the hell is Hurts injury. Yeah his throwing shoulder got it, but its been about 7 weeks and it doesn't seem to have gotten much better. He gonna be able to shoot the arm up and throw more than 20 times if he has to? Gonna randomly guess labrum or one of the rotator cuffs strained. It is weird that there is no information coming out on this at all except he's not 100% whatever the gently caress that means
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Asproigerosis posted:Gonna randomly guess labrum or one of the rotator cuffs strained. It is weird that there is no information coming out on this at all except he's not 100% whatever the gently caress that means Obviously I'm throwing poo poo out there but this feels like one of those situations where on Monday after the Super Bowl we'll get a Schefter tweet like "surgery for X is scheduled for later in the week" things where we're gonna go "wow, he played through that?"
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MJeff posted:Those Jesus ads feel like the most lazy, blatant kind of pandering to what an idiot's idea of a young progressive person would want, so I'm extremely unsurprised to find out that's exactly what it is. Teach these guys about liberation theology and watch their heads explode.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Obviously I'm throwing poo poo out there but this feels like one of those situations where on Monday after the Super Bowl we'll get a Schefter tweet like "surgery for X is scheduled for later in the week" things where we're gonna go "wow, he played through that?" I'm still not ruling this out happening for both QBs.
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MJeff posted:Those Jesus ads feel like the most lazy, blatant kind of pandering to what an idiot's idea of a young progressive person would want, so I'm extremely unsurprised to find out that's exactly what it is. Convert people to the kind of Christianity they loathe and hope the converts see the bigoted light later? Their goal feels weird
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IIRC, shoulder injuries are notoriously slow to heal because a) they don't get much blood flow and b) they're very easy to aggravate. I think there's a reason Jalen looked as good as he did in the Giants game after two weeks of rest, and hopefully the two weeks he's getting before the Super Bowl are similarly helpful. Then he's got the offseason to rehab (and maybe get some surgery, which, yeah, I agree is a possibility for us to hear about right after the season is done).
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Harlock posted:Just the maddest city in the world that didn't even play yesterday As an Eagles fan in New York, this is delicious.
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Raiders are really really smart https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2023/01/30/report-raiders-havent-given-derek-carr-permission-to-seek-trade/
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Wat https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1620422293896962052?s=46&t=8C1yovzOg9SAaDn3vq5ZuQ
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I'm going to my second Pro Bowl this year because it's local. If they keep it here it a while instead of Hawaii or whatever it might become a minor tradition. Last year they had girls' youth football championships before the Pro Bowl and those games should have been aired instead of the Pro Bowl, they ruled. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrLcHdJAf80
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Professor Funk posted:Wat 2 TD passes = Pro Bowler. The players want absolutely nothing to do with this.
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I feel like you'd get a lot more buy in from players if you hosted a big eSports tournament with madden and CoD etc Pretty non-zero chance it turns into a huge brawl tho judging by how competitive players get
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Do they watch the ads they're paying for? Really don't fit the whole republican Jesus thing The video is a standard cult tactic. The percentage of young people who give a gently caress about the Christianity farce goes down more and more every year so they have to try to make it seem like a "not all Christians" thing to lure people in to indoctrinate them. Stuff like this ad campaign and the massive push to try to delegitimize elections in non-Republican areas is because they're in a world of hurt 6-8 years from now and they know it.
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Professor Funk posted:Wat how many qbs said no?
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Intruder posted:how many qbs said no? All of 'em
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sportsgenius86 posted:The video is a standard cult tactic. The percentage of young people who give a gently caress about the Christianity farce goes down more and more every year so they have to try to make it seem like a "not all Christians" thing to lure people in to indoctrinate them. Stuff like this ad campaign and the massive push to try to delegitimize elections in non-Republican areas is because they're in a world of hurt 6-8 years from now and they know it. The reason they're in the position they're in is because it would even occur to them to spend a billion dollars on ads and not soup kitchens, as someone in another thread pointed out.
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the afc struggled for good qb play this year outside of burrow, allen, and mahomes. lamar was ahead of him, too, but is also hurt. players vote on alternates, and he's alternate for allen. mahomes is replaced by lawrence, and as far as i know burrow hasn't yet announced whether he's playing or not.
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I mean they were injured, but I dunno how you can say that Herbert, Lamar, Lawrence or even Tua didn't provide good QB play. But as far as the pro bowl goes, I mean it's like dodgeball and poo poo so yeah send Huntley, but there's no reason for him to go as a QB over I dunno, Derek Carr or any of a half dozen other dudes who actually played a whole half a season.
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Jacoby Brissett deserves that spot way more than Huntley, and Jacoby doesn't really deserve it!
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I mean nobody wants to watch Carr or Jacoby play dodge ball, so I get it.
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Tua should never be on a football field again. Herbert struggled against any good defense and mostly beat up bad teams. Lawrence is already in the pro bowl replacing Mahomes but still had a lot of rough patches. Lamar struggled with injuries a lot and the Ravens offense as a whole was a big step back from prior years. Also, this is the players' vote - so it's who they think is the best, and, well, he's the alternate for Allen as voted on by the players. Huntley impressed the locker rooms.
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