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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Wendigee posted:

I'm sure you never use Amazon or Kroger or Walmart either right.

actually i stopped shopping at Amazon because they are never the cheapest and I can just buy the poo poo off ebay instead, I don't go to Kroger because the stores around be are not in upper middle class white areas, so the produce is rotting and the stores smell like sewage. Oh and I haven't shopped at a Walmart in 23 years because gently caress the Waltons, I even knew that as a teenager

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Snowmankilla posted:

drat it. I lost the Costco thread. Anyone have it?

it's currently locked up tighter than a nuns oval office

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

bagmonkey posted:

actually i stopped shopping at Amazon because they are never the cheapest and I can just buy the poo poo off ebay instead, I don't go to Kroger because the stores around be are not in upper middle class white areas, so the produce is rotting and the stores smell like sewage. Oh and I haven't shopped at a Walmart in 23 years because gently caress the Waltons, I even knew that as a teenager

Lol I actually stopped going to Kroger the prices are insane and I canceled my Amazon prime membership a few months ago after realizing I haven't actually bought anything from them in like a year.

There's no place else to buy groceries here except Walmart unless I want a 30 minute trip there and back so... *Shrug*

I only buy groceries for myself so if I don't go frequently every spoils... So I have to go a couple times a week.

Wendigee fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Feb 1, 2023

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Sam told me he would wait for me until the end but he never returned :(

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Can you stuff a hot dog in a chicken bake and wrap it with a slice of pizza at sam's club?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Gonna go bang at the doors of the Costco thread.
Start a riot.

Rufio
Feb 6, 2003

I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!
Just ordered the bidet on sale this month at Costco. Any bidets on sale at sam's?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
A Sam's Club bidet is a garden hose.

But it's heated at least.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Pennywise the Frown posted:

A Sam's Club bidet is a garden hose.

But it's heated at least.

If you use a Sam’s Club bidet, it turns your rear end into goatse.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

It might only be a hose and a bucket but it's mine!

And it was only 5 minutes away

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Sam's club can suck my dick, bitch op

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

Smugworth posted:

Sam's club can suck my dick, bitch op

correct

as if that wasn't bad enough I just looked at their website and Sam's Club kimchi offerings have ZERO Gs anywhere

shameful

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
The nearest Costco's is 90 minutes away. The nearest Sam's is 20 minutes away, so that's where I go.

I know Kroger's is a lovely corp, but as far as I know they're the only union shop in the area so I go there when possible.

Sonic the hedgehog No ethical consumption under capitalism dot jpeg.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Smugworth posted:

Sam's club can suck my dick, bitch op

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Postin’ in the Sam’s Club thread?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

bucksmash posted:

correct

as if that wasn't bad enough I just looked at their website and Sam's Club kimchi offerings have ZERO Gs anywhere

shameful



Kimchi in zero Gs

Woah

The Hambulance
Apr 19, 2011

:20bux:

ASK ME ABOUT MY AWESOME STARTUP IDEA


Pillbug
Piss be unto Sams Club

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
It'll just float around without the gravity

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Smugworth posted:

Sam's club can suck my dick, bitch op

Trying to close the Sam's club thread too?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Sam's club is a bag of sub par, over priced dicks.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Just returned a $2700 mattress to sam's club. Fully back in the visa.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Smugworth posted:

Sam's club can suck my dick, bitch op

Careful dude, you could get a week probe for that.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Chugging a bottle of Dr. Thunder right now

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Careful dude, you could get a week probe for that.

lol

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Just returned a $2700 mattress to sam's club. Fully back in the visa.

Sam's club mattresses probably top out at like 500 bux.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Just returned a $2700 mattress to sam's club. Fully back in the visa.

What's a $2700 air mattress even look like?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

sexy tiger boobs posted:

Sam's club mattresses probably top out at like 500 bux.

Sam's Club mattresses are stuffed with pubes and smell like a sardine farted

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Costco is too far away.

Sam's canned vegetables leave a lot to be desired but they also have 12 packs of Guinness extra stout

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Canned vegetables suck. I only buy frozen unless it's kidney beans or something for chili.

I've had plenty of canned veggies growing up in the 80s with boomer parents.

"Never forget" :911:

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


yes, Sam’s toilet paper is way better than the Costco poo poo

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Idk sometimes the tin flavor of canned corn hits just right

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I'm probably about a 4-5 minute drive to Sam's and a 15+ minute drive to Costco but through horrible constant road construction (WI) and I'll still go to Costco.

gently caress the Waltons.

Does Sam's have a credit card that gives me almost $400 a year for free? Maybe actually. I haven't looked it up.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Imagine wearing some stupid poo poo like this

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Crusty Nutsack posted:

yes, Sam’s toilet paper is way better than the Costco poo poo

You shouldn't be buying poo poo if you need toilet paper.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



bucksmash posted:

Ed: gently caress the Waltons

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

One time I was in a Sam's club and there was a massive dump in the coffee aisle so I told a worker and they came and put a $11.99 price tag on it.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

smdh at all the people buying bulk discount toilet paper. life is too short not to spoil your b-hole.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Dick Fontaine posted:

Postin’ in the Sam’s Club thread?



I can't post in the anime forum so I came here

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Smugworth posted:

Imagine wearing some stupid poo poo like this


lol

My parents bought me Member's Mark jeans in high school.

I only wore that poo poo a few times and it was so loving embarrassing.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Smugworth posted:

Imagine wearing some stupid poo poo like this

:barf:





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