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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
If I found a wallet on the street I would do everything I could to return it to its rightful owner. Unless I saw a Sam's Club card in it in which case I'd kick it down a gutter

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
More like Scam's Club

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Szyznyk posted:

The membership is basically free with the scan and pay deal and they have pallets of reasonably priced Yoo-hoo.

Extremely cursed

E: How low do you have to sink in life to even have the phrase "pallets of reasonably priced Yoo-Hoo" bounce around in your brain?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Wendigee posted:

Just gonna drop down to my local artisanal store to grab kitchen towels, pens, some printer paper and trash bags.

All these things are available at higher quality and lower shame at Costco

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

sexy tiger boobs posted:

Sam's club mattresses probably top out at like 500 bux.

Sam's Club mattresses are stuffed with pubes and smell like a sardine farted

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
The rotisserie at Sam's is a triangle in cross section that clunks from burnt side to burnt side. All drippings are discarded or pressed into samples

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Costco members should be allowed to spit on Sam's Club members

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Wendigee posted:

What a retard lol. Hello idiot, crapple!

- A Sam's Club member, walking into Costco for the first time and shortly before being escorted back into the cold

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Just went to Costco. Portofino Yellowtail Tuna in Extra Virgin Olive Oil is loving CHEAP. 4.5ozx8 is $5.69! Limit two though

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
If I lived in a place that didn't have killer street tacos everywhere I'd probably do it once a week

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Hey PS gently caress Sam's Club and the degenerates that populate it

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Mad Wack posted:

yeah my wife is the queen of returns, we joke that we spend $900 and return $100 every visit - it hasn't been a problem for years and it gets us to try stuff we're on the fence about, sometimes it's a pleasant surprise!

she also orders and returns tons of stuff from amazon on a weekly basis, like 30 packages in, 25 returned because she gets clothes from amazon

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
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