The Sam's Club thread while Costco is closed down due to protests

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > The Sam's Club thread while Costco is closed down due to protests

BigHead: Jul 25, 2003; Huh?; Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

In Wisconsin you can get a ticket for driving and your BAC is OVER the limit.

Really. If it's your first time or so you get a ticket.

We have very seriously ingrained problems here.

Fun fact!

In every state DUIs are punished based upon number of priors. So, like, third in ten years is a felony, or second offense gets you double the punishment.

Because of WI's unique way of charging first offense DUIs as tickets, they don't technically count as first time DUIs in any other state. Why, you ask? Because other states require the right to a jury trial for a prior to count as a prior. No right to a jury trial, it doesn't count as a crime. So if you want to serially get arrested for DUIs, its smart to start in WI then move out to any other state after that. That way, you get two firsts, and the next one is a second.

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BigHead: Jul 25, 2003; Huh?; Nap Ghost

Postin' from the receipt checker line.

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