|
What's the worst thing Dana White has ever done? Vote for as many as you want. This poll is closed. |
|||
|---|---|---|---|
| End sponsorships so fighters are completely dependent on the UFC's pay |
|
62 | 10.56% |
| Ban elaborate entrances and custom gear unless you're a company favorite |
|
43 | 7.33% |
| Align himself and the UFC with Donald Trump |
|
53 | 9.03% |
| Abuse his wife and somehow guilt MMA media for reporting about it |
|
60 | 10.22% |
| Go on a homophobic, misogynist rant about Loretta Hunt and play free speech martyr thereafter |
|
48 | 8.18% |
| Compare pay-per-view pirates to Osama bin Laden |
|
40 | 6.81% |
| Argue so poorly that he somehow made Jake Paul the good guy |
|
46 | 7.84% |
| Allow Logan Paul to own the colors Red and Blue |
|
36 | 6.13% |
| Create Conor McGregor |
|
36 | 6.13% |
| Blackball the entire American Kickboxing Academy until they signed away lifetime likeness rights |
|
49 | 8.35% |
| Use Marlon Vera's daughter's medical needs for advertising, then make fans crowdfund it |
|
49 | 8.35% |
| Create the Power Slap League |
|
54 | 9.20% |
| Post your own and then vote for it |
|
11 | 1.87% |
| Total: | 84 votes | ||
|
Foul Fowl posted:did they just say the guy in black shorts is 17? god bless muay thai undercards in stadiums in thailand have kids that are like 10 years old and some of them are better strikers than a good chunk of the UFC division already.
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2023 22:32
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 29, 2024 08:47 |
|
|
Please let me know if this is acceptable bandwidth-wise. I'm not sure the best way to do this (my streamable links don't play here for some reason). https://i.imgur.com/qaAHSZj.mp4
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2023 23:30
|
|
|
Kragger99 posted:Please let me know if this is acceptable bandwidth-wise. I'm not sure the best way to do this (my streamable links don't play here for some reason). Huh? Who's bandwidth?
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2023 23:35
|
|
|
Blowing his cheeks out like "boy I've really made a mess of things".
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2023 23:36
|
|
|
Brut posted:Huh? Who's bandwidth? If this link is fine, I'm all good  I'm not the most knowledgeable on recent gif/vid linking guidelines, so I wasn't sure if I was breaking any with this.
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2023 23:43
|
|
|
Yeah it is fine, as far as I know we're years past any kind of 56k warnings or whatever, and that video is only 5 megabytes, phones will typically spit out still images at like 2mb so it is not that much.
|
|
#
?
Feb 24, 2023 23:53
|
|
|
Kragger99 posted:Please let me know if this is acceptable bandwidth-wise. I'm not sure the best way to do this (my streamable links don't play here for some reason). The only time it really matters for me is when there starts to be 10-20+ different 5mb gifs/videos on the same page.
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 00:03
|
|
|
MMA GDT: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4025169
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 01:29
|
|
|
Brut posted:Huh? Who's bandwidth? I see probes for hotlinking still and am unsure what the rules are.
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 01:36
|
|
|
kimbo305 posted:I see probes for hotlinking still and am unsure what the rules are. Yeah that's because certain websites will (theoretically) yell at us (at Jeffrey) if we're embedding a bunch of the material they are hosting themselves, like a news organization or some other random website. But this was an imgur link, which is explicitly meant for this purpose, there shouldn't be any issue with hotlinking/embedding content hosted on imagehosting/videohosting providers.
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 01:46
|
|
|
Somebody said Mark Coleman and I had the sudden recollection of the majesty that is roidtech. I missed this place.
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 03:27
|
|
|
Pwny_Xpress posted:Somebody said Mark Coleman and I had the sudden recollection of the majesty that is roidtech. I missed this place. Made me want to take a trip to Ikea.
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 04:20
|
|
|
BlindSite posted:Made me want to take a trip to Ikea. urgent post request. i can't remember what made him snap and want to lol
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 04:43
|
|
|
Marching Powder posted:urgent post request. i can't remember what made him snap and want to lol ive been duped by a copy pasta one moment e: Lemme tell you a true story. Back in early 2004, I was impersonating Wes Sims for a few months as part of a bet. So me and The Hammer, we're going to Ikea, cause he needs to buy a chair, right? Nothing fancy, just a simple office chair with good lumbar support, cause he'd hurt his back a little fighting Fedor. So we're in Ikea, looking through all the Bjorns and Karls and Fingords and whatever the gently caress else they call the loving furniture, and Coleman's hopping in and out of the little display models, stretching and going "UUUURGH" and all "I don't like this one, these arms are gonna piss me off if I buy this and stuff". Eventually we settle on one, I forget which, and we go looking for a member of staff. We find one, pimply little motherfucker, and he's all "Uh I'll need to go get a forklift driver cause it's kinda heavy" and, well, Mark is obviously a strong dude and we don't wanna wait cause we gotta go get our Swedish Meatball on, so we go with this dude to the warehouse, and we're gonna carry the chair ourselves, y'know? And that's when it goes bad. Somewhere on the other side of the warehouse, some numbnuts drops something, BANG, just like that. And Mark lets instinct take over. First victim is the pimply kid, cause I'd gotten used to Coleman by this point and got a pallet jack between me and him as soon as I heard the bang. The kid, obviously not too wise on his PRIDE, takes it like a sandbag, straight down, his head hitting the concrete floor like a canteloupe. Pretty grody. Mark realises what he's done, and obviously he's pretty stressed, and for some hosed up reason there's, like, sixty display chairs and tables set up in the warehouse, must be about to be taken out to the shop floor for a display, except he doesn't see that, he just sees a forest of legs, all of them in pairs. It was like watching a bull slew through a bunch of paraplegics, I tell you. He's just BAM, double leg, BAM, double leg, BAM, double leg, shouting and bellowing the whole way. He gasses after his first five or six, but keeps BAM double legging them, for a whole twenty minutes. Last thing I remember of that godawful carnage, as I booked it out of a back door and the cops arrive, is a mental image, startling in its clarity still, of Mark Coleman doing the whizzer on a BERTIL, his face as orange as Hell's own glow. It took a few cops to bring him in, of course. Eventually one of them made sergeant by screaming "THIS IS K-1 RULES!" in his face and cuffing him while he was confused. The trial was called off when the jury all got mysteriously injured a few days before, and the judge didn't post his arm correctly and dislocated his elbow. The only reporter foolhardy enough to try and cover the story got as far as "Noted cage fighter Mark "The Hammer"" before getting double-legged right through his own desk. As for me? Well, I won my bet. Easiest sixteen bucks I ever made.
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 05:01
|
|
|
First KO of the year that I can legit say that I will remember by the time awards voting comes around https://twitter.com/ONEChampionship/status/1629334160379609088
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 05:16
|
|
|
They sacrificed yuspovs femur to the sports gods
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 05:18
|
|
|
i am loving crying. bless you lobster.
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 05:19
|
|
|
the loving forest of paired legs
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 05:20
|
|
|
LobsterMobster posted:ive been duped by a copy pasta
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 05:44
|
|
|
Kragger99 posted:Please let me know if this is acceptable bandwidth-wise. I'm not sure the best way to do this (my streamable links don't play here for some reason). Great reaction time on this ref lookit that guy get in there
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 06:08
|
|
|
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4025169 Head back to the GDT for Spann vs Krylov in 30 minutes. Or don't. I can't tell you what to do.
|
|
#
?
Feb 25, 2023 22:00
|
|
|
Well, that was a fittingly terrible way to end the month. New thread draft is getting finalized, send pithy titles if you got 'em.
|
|
#
?
Feb 26, 2023 18:40
|
|
|
Jon Jones Infraction Watch 2023
|
|
#
?
Feb 26, 2023 18:45
|
|
|
i'm channeling a spirit bomb for ciryl gane to knock jones cold
|
|
#
?
Feb 26, 2023 19:09
|
|
|
UFC/MMA - March Backwards into Hell
|
|
#
?
Feb 26, 2023 21:21
|
|
|
LobsterMobster posted:UFC/MMA - March Backwards into Hell The not so ultimate if they send belt holders packing.
|
|
#
?
Feb 26, 2023 21:35
|
|
|
Jon Jones has a devastating team of guys to help him train for Gane Maurice "Crochet Boss" Greene - impeccable timing Yorgan "The Mad Titan" de Castro - incredibly large Walt "The Big Ticket" Harris - wrestling https://twitter.com/ThisIsNotDSP/status/1629871160300019714?t=Zib3b08b1a2RTZSfoSY-qA&s=19
|
|
#
?
Feb 26, 2023 22:07
|
|
|
LobsterMobster posted:UFC/MMA - Face Gane and March Backwards into Hell
|
|
#
?
Feb 26, 2023 22:22
|
|
|
owns
|
|
#
?
Feb 26, 2023 22:29
|
|
|
LobsterMobster posted:Jon Jones has a devastating team of guys to help him train for Gane Got a good chuckle at that when I watched Countdown earlier And to the shock of no one they did not mention or show Francis a single time throughout the whole episode
|
|
#
?
Feb 26, 2023 23:17
|
|
|
Eat poo poo Bony
|
|
#
?
Feb 26, 2023 23:34
|
|
|
I hope Gane just lays on jones for all 5 rounds
|
|
#
?
Feb 27, 2023 00:26
|
|
|
 I have been working on a thing, and it's been a long time coming, but it needed to be out before Jones and Gane happened. I give you The Tragedy of Trashweight: The Poetic Epic of Hubris: Volume Two.
|
|
#
?
Feb 27, 2023 01:27
|
|
|
I was at dinner but it sounds as though Jake is a journeyman level fighter and Tommy is a slightly better journeyman level fighter?
|
|
#
?
Feb 27, 2023 01:51
|
|
|
blue footed boobie posted:I was at dinner but it sounds as though Jake is a journeyman level fighter and Tommy is a slightly better journeyman level fighter? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3881320&perpage=40&pagenumber=168#pti6 
|
|
#
?
Feb 27, 2023 03:43
|
|
|
kri kri posted:I hope Gane just lays on jones for all 5 rounds He doesn't have the chops to do that to a even a LHW Jones.
|
|
#
?
Feb 27, 2023 03:55
|
|
|
Jon Jones responded to critics by saying Ciryl Gane is a worse technical striker than Thiago Santos whom he beat easily and now poor Thiago is catching strays all over the internet. https://twitter.com/JackSlackMMA/status/1630302012871958528
|
|
#
?
Feb 27, 2023 21:32
|
|
|
I missed the ufc card this weekend, anything worth catching up on?
|
|
#
?
Feb 28, 2023 01:02
|
|
|
Lucasar posted:I missed the ufc card this weekend, anything worth catching up on? Krylov/Spann was sick
|
|
#
?
Feb 28, 2023 01:18
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 29, 2024 08:47 |
|
|
reeg posted:Krylov/Spann was sick
|
|
#
?
Feb 28, 2023 01:20
|
|
