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What's the worst thing Dana White has ever done? Vote for as many as you want.
This poll is closed.
End sponsorships so fighters are completely dependent on the UFC's pay 62 10.56%
Ban elaborate entrances and custom gear unless you're a company favorite 43 7.33%
Align himself and the UFC with Donald Trump 53 9.03%
Abuse his wife and somehow guilt MMA media for reporting about it 60 10.22%
Go on a homophobic, misogynist rant about Loretta Hunt and play free speech martyr thereafter 48 8.18%
Compare pay-per-view pirates to Osama bin Laden 40 6.81%
Argue so poorly that he somehow made Jake Paul the good guy 46 7.84%
Allow Logan Paul to own the colors Red and Blue 36 6.13%
Create Conor McGregor 36 6.13%
Blackball the entire American Kickboxing Academy until they signed away lifetime likeness rights 49 8.35%
Use Marlon Vera's daughter's medical needs for advertising, then make fans crowdfund it 49 8.35%
Create the Power Slap League 54 9.20%
Post your own and then vote for it 11 1.87%
Total: 84 votes
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Jack B Nimble
Dec 25, 2007


Soiled Meat
As someone who goes to a MMA gym and always wishes he could make sport small talk with the other people, but who also has a MMA knowledge permanently stuck in the days of Pride, this OP is a godsend.

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Jack B Nimble
Dec 25, 2007


Soiled Meat
I can't be the only person continually reminding himself that the owner of the UFC hasn't made a "White Power" slap league, right?

Jack B Nimble
Dec 25, 2007


Soiled Meat

CommonShore posted:

That's one small part of my problem with the whole "teach cops bjj" - think about the percentage of people who stick with bjj, and then think about how little the people who quit know. But that little bit can still be lethal: that's worse than having them not know it at all.

One of my recurring intrusive thoughts is some skinny teenager that is on video getting RNC'd to death by some shithead in a fast food dinning room and the kid is loving tapping on video and the poo poo head is just looking up at the camera, killing him.

Teach the bouncers to breakfall.

Jack B Nimble
Dec 25, 2007


Soiled Meat

Brut posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI8Paq3dU4g

I wish I could watch all fights like this, just cage audio no commentary

The few times I've gone to see local fights in person at small venues you can almost feel the sharp cracking sound of hard strikes, right in your breastbone. It's always shocking compared to what I see online.

Jack B Nimble
Dec 25, 2007


Soiled Meat
It's so silly that these drug testing organizations don't start with "lol obviously juicing" and then try to test this person especially. Like maybe even just say "in our expert opinion you show several physical changes consistent with PED so we're scheduling you for more testing". They're just so toothless.

Anyway I'm up at midnight for on call work and I'm cranky that things can't Just Work, including drug testing.

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Jack B Nimble
Dec 25, 2007


Soiled Meat
Blowing his cheeks out like "boy I've really made a mess of things".

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