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hot cocoa on the couch posted:time to build a cuck shack op. maybe with your wife's boyfriend, as a team building excercise i got in me car, i'm as big as a whale we're about to set sail and we're heading down to th cuuuuuuuck shack the cuck shack is a little old place where your wife fucks someone better
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We splurge on dinner for anniversaries but if my wife and I got a $600 bill for dinner we would dine and dash. You probably bought two bottles of wine at a thousand percent markup like an idiot and your wife doesn't respect that kind of foolishness.
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kntfkr posted:We splurge on dinner for anniversaries but if my wife and I got a $600 bill for dinner we would dine and dash. You probably bought two bottles of wine at a thousand percent markup like an idiot and your wife doesn't respect that kind of foolishness. i get the impression that his wife doesn't respect a lot of thingfs about the op. and with his boot licking proclivities, hell, who could?
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Feb 2, 2023 16:28
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kntfkr posted:das boo is right. You can get a North Korean wife on the Chinese side of the border for like $550. With nail polish! Oooo! OP, they're running a special!
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Feb 2, 2023 16:29
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got me thinking borat, anyone else get this reference? LOL!
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Bad Purchase posted:got me thinking borat, anyone else get this reference? LOL!  My wiiife!!!! I get it.
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Bad Purchase posted:got me thinking borat, anyone else get this reference? LOL! lol nice reference bro. i was just talking to the guys abouit your reference game. it's often sad the Bad Purchase reference can make or break a thread, and well, here's the proof
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Feb 2, 2023 16:32
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Should have ordered the flank steak, not that wagyu tomahawk gold-leaf bullshit
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Steadiman posted:Nice humblebrag rich boy look at me everybody, I can afford $600 dinners because I have a house with a couch and everything
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Feb 2, 2023 16:36
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Charles Bukowski posted:I've never been asked to sleep somewhere else in my entire life by a partner, that's pretty weird. neither have I! And I certainly wouldn't just quietly keep doing it while not saying anything at all to confront the issue. Hmmmm OP, I wonder why your wife doesn't respect you??? It's a mystery - enjoy your couch!
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Feb 2, 2023 16:36
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Op's wife is actually an anti-dentite
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OP should marry his couch
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and then gently caress it hard
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Smugworth posted:Op's wife is actually an anti-dentite dentists. who needs em?
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Feb 2, 2023 16:51
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OP bought 600 dollars worth of McDs chicken nuggets to share in bed
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if it's any consolation it's not only your wife that hates you op
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Smugworth posted:Op's wife is actually an anti-dentite Is that like an evil version of the tooth fairy or something?
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Feb 2, 2023 17:23
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please buy your wife an account so we can all hash things out here in a healthy and open way
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Feb 2, 2023 17:37
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Tell your wife you're sorry!
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is there a limit to how many wives you can have? maybe you could get some more until one doesn’t hate you?
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this my wife, she a hate me
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stop farting in the bed
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kntfkr posted:this my wife, she a hate me SHE HATE ME
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Bad Purchase posted:is there a limit to how many wives you can have? maybe you could get some more until one doesn’t hate you? the optimal amount of wives is 0 imo
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Bloopsy posted:OP got caught watching deepfake porn videos of twitch streamers. Not much more to the story than that, really. Where’s the thread where I can just watch these all day. This is my favorite content
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:the optimal amount of wives is 0 imo I’m Joseph Smith and this post has me steaming
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N. Senada posted:Where’s the thread where I can just watch these all day. This is my favorite content The blurred, emotinally crushed, crying nerd wife in the background 
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N. Senada posted:Where’s the thread where I can just watch these all day. This is my favorite content pornhub, he says it in the video
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OP cut a hole in couch with bowie knife and then stuck his needle dick in it, and came while thinking about a cheeseburger he once ate. Hius wife told me about these things. Life, laugh, love!
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Feb 2, 2023 18:43
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Goon with all the powers of a boomer
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Bad Purchase posted:pornhub, he says it in the video lmao
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Buy an anime body pillow for the couch.
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Picture is too painful. OP's wife must be a cenobite.
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Feb 2, 2023 19:23
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Go apologize to you're wife!!
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Tell your wife you love her on valentines day (:
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op? any update? is it bhecause you bought all your neighbours nugencoin ???
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The Hello Machine posted:Tell your wife you love her on valentines day (: rookie mistake
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