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I know this isn't really the point you're trying to make op, but I've gotta say it: I'm sick of this ALS poo poo. it's not ALS. it's Lou Gherig's Disease. it's his, and you can never take that away from him.
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This next one is the first song on our new album.
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super sweet best pal posted:I've always believed dying should be as comfortable and painless as possible. you sick son of a bitch.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol and praytell, cb, what exactly is a gypsy wagon? I bet it’s something out of a discontinued white wolf sourcebook.
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Sounds like a racist version of paddy wagon
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Colonel Cancer posted:Sounds like a racist version of paddy wagon With more bling. Racist bling, probably.
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Imagine dying by tazing your balls, to death.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol and praytell, cb, what exactly is a gypsy wagon? Omg stop sayin pray tell. Alright imagine you take a vortex, and you make that vortex a spindle, and then you hard mount an ordinal jet engine on the front end..
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Omg stop sayin pray tell. Alright imagine you take a vortex, and you make that vortex a spindle, and then you hard mount an ordinal jet engine on the front end.. don't you loving dare try to police my language too
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I found a new way to doom scroll at work - I pick a random date in the last year or so, and look at the patient schedules to see who shows up as "To the estate of..."
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:don't you loving dare try to police my language too You can take him out the ren fair but you can’t take the ren fair outta him.. 
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Don't they say dentists have the highest rate of suicide Don't do it op People care about you regardless of your feelings about women crapping in your office bathroom
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Cobra Commander posted:Imagine dying by tazing your balls, to death. 
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imagine being afraid to die lmao
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Smugworth posted:Don't they say dentists have the highest rate of suicide That's probably a fluid superlative but I remember hearing anesthesiologists had the highest rate of suicide. It's ease of access to methods. They got the best way to go out. One of the reason suicides are prevalent and rising here in the US, is that you can buy a gun at the gas station 24/7
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Multiple strokes are a terrible thing to witness and experience with someone you love. My dad had his first one when he was only 33 and I was a year old, but it didn’t affect him much until he had his next one at 63. That one robbed him of a lot of precious everyday things he took joy and pride in, and he was much slower and careful at everything as a result. By the time he had his third one at 70, he was basically invalid and needed help with everything. Before he passed away in 2021, I believe he may have had another mini stroke because he was a little worse for wear and basically a silent vegetable by then. Watching an encyclopedia of song who loved playing guitar and singing for people’s enjoyment at karaoke turn into a silent decrepit husk of a person is an ultimate fate I wouldn’t want to wish on anyone.
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My uncle (dad's younger brother) suffered a cancer relapse last year that didn't respond to treatment and died. He seemed on the road to recovery, but it suddenly got worse and he never really recovered. He was optimistic up until his last moments, even though he was in terrible pain. It hit the entire family hard, because in general we tend to live long lives and he didn't even make it to his old age. Broke me up something fierce too because I loved him a great deal and he was always good to me and the other kids in the household. Almost couldn't bear to be in the same room as his corpse during the funeral, and could barely eat or sleep for several days. Sometimes life isn't fair, but at least he was able to live a good life while he could for as long as he did and he managed to get his children settled in life.
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I have recurring nightmares about becoming immortal. I am glad I live in the real world where I am guaranteed to die at some point. The idea of living forever seems like a personalised hell. I'm just here to twiddle about and do stuff until I bump off, and the only thing keeping me calm is knowing I don't have to do this forever.
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The ALS horror mask wants you in Scream 7.
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I'm immortal, ask me about eating my own poo poo 200,000 years ago
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I know this is a completely different vibe from the thread but the longer I live the more I believe that people would be happy living longer lives. We just figure out our crap and get to a point where we've paid stuff off and then we get sick and die. The trope of someone with immortal life getting bored doesn't work if you think about because every day has something new. If you had been born in 1820 you would have seen fast transportation go from horses to railroads to cars to airplanes to jets. Communication went from mail to telegrams to phones to now when you can chat face to face with someone on the other side of the globe without thinking it was anything abnormal. What's next?
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OP, you don't have anything to worry about, absolutely nothing at all. Rest easy friend. Maybe a previous iteration of you already understood this. Maybe there are infinite versions of you reading this post right now and starting to get it. Do you feel them? It's ok if you don't. But in all seriousness : why worry about the inevitable? We, us, the stars, the earth, your lovely posts : they're all going back to where they came from. Every last bit of everything will eventually succumb to The Void. An unspeakable (but not infinite) amount of time will pass and another universe will pop right out shiny and new. Ready to be pooped in. So here we are again , always with such little time. Make the most of it OP and open up your heart. Smile in the face of the inevitable and laugh at the grandest joke of them all. You know this to be true. So say yes to love, say yes to lovely posts, but say NO to sad feelings. You got this. See ya soon bud.
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Darth Brooks posted:I know this is a completely different vibe from the thread but the longer I live the more I believe that people would be happy living longer lives. We just figure out our crap and get to a point where we've paid stuff off and then we get sick and die. The trope of someone with immortal life getting bored doesn't work if you think about because every day has something new. If you had been born in 1820 you would have seen fast transportation go from horses to railroads to cars to airplanes to jets. Communication went from mail to telegrams to phones to now when you can chat face to face with someone on the other side of the globe without thinking it was anything abnormal. What's next? There's way too much stuff to see and do in the world to be worried about being jaded or bored, just in terms of literature or TV.
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Goon (middle aged): "I have just realized I am going to die one day." Goon (middle aged, or older): "No poo poo dipshit. Get on with it or shut up." Goon (middle aged): "But I don't like it.' Goons: "lol.'
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In heaven they have that one track from Sonic Spinball playing all the time
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If you want to get over your fear of death, I highly recommend DMT.
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kntfkr posted:If you want to get over your fear of death, I highly recommend DMT. Dick Mashing Turds
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Ward off the fear of death with a saint medallion only 400 dollars for gold plated half inch at the catholic goods store
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Dick Mashing Turds Dave Matthews Tickets
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WalletBeef posted:OP, you don't have anything to worry about, absolutely nothing at all. Rest easy friend. Maybe a previous iteration of you already understood this. Maybe there are infinite versions of you reading this post right now and starting to get it. Do you feel them? It's ok if you don't. But in all seriousness : why worry about the inevitable? Nah that sucks. I'm gonna be a robot some day.
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Most middle aged men trapped in a sexless marriage start sucking dicks off Grindr around age 50 so you’ve got some catching up to do op
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you could good really into anime...oh wait your here.,...nevermind
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There's an estimate that about 117 billion members of our species have ever been born on Earth, in total. 109 billion of those people are long dead and the current 8 billion living people on earth will be mostly dead within 100 years
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Collapsing Farts posted:There's an estimate that about 117 billion members of our species have ever been born on Earth, in total. That can't be right I'm pretty sure we're all supposed to die in 2023 according to that one GBS thread.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm immortal, ask me about eating my own poo poo 200,000 years ago I've been told by my doctor that eating poo poo could be potentially harmful. Did eating the poo poo make you sick?
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flubber nuts posted:I've been told by my doctor that eating poo poo could be potentially harmful. Did eating the poo poo make you sick? I threw up all the time and sometimes got so hungry after a day of nothing but hard roots and tubers that I would simply eat the vomit.
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