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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

mekyabetsu posted:

If it makes you feel any better, I’ve recently learned that anyone over the age of 30 is pretty much the root cause of class inequality and deserves to die.

drat bro 30? number keeps moving down

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

anyway go post in your wife hates me thread op. we need more details

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

satanic splash-back posted:

OP Posts about his wife being mad at him, then posts about mortality.

Somebody get this man a suicide hotline or domestic abuse phone number!

lol true goddamn. my wife hates me and makes me sleep on the couch lmfao!!!!!! anyway any one else thinking about dying a lot lately?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

kntfkr posted:

licking a hot chick's boots while she hold your leash is one of life's simple pleasures

op licks his bosses boots while he holds ops metaphorical, capitalist leash

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Mozi posted:

it's true that mortality weighs heavily 'pon one's brow as time and loss extract their inevitable dues, but it is no small consolation to be able to share the present moment, in whatever form it may take, with one's soulmate and partn... ooor us, who are great too!

agreed mozi. spending time with the people you love like your wonderful children, friends and parrtner and enjoying shared activities with them is the fastest way to lift the weight of impending mortality off of oneself anmd to truly live in the moment. and i try to live that way every day. and one of the most important ways you can do that is to not spend $600 on dinenr with your wife who hates you and makes you sleep on the couch, with money you earned at your job where you police the bathroom and regulate peoples making GBS threads, despite garnering no respect from your boss while he honks a penny into your porkpie hat for yuor troubles

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i hope i die in an awesomne extremely cool way like burning to death in a race car or falling from a great height doing some outdoor rock climbing

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

dying from cancer or w/e is some bitchmade poo poo

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

lol and praytell, cb, what exactly is a gypsy wagon?

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Omg stop sayin pray tell. Alright imagine you take a vortex, and you make that vortex a spindle, and then you hard mount an ordinal jet engine on the front end..

don't you loving dare try to police my language too

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