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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

op licks his bosses boots while he holds ops metaphorical, capitalist leash

Tongue cleans her hubbys toilet, but then wants smoochies afterwards. :barf:

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Jelly posted:

I've always thought the trope where some fortune teller or mutant tells you how you die is dumb as hell.

Like if it's something really lovely like "Oh, you're going to die super painfully from irreversible testicular torsion next Wednesday," nobody is going to wait for that to happen, on Tuesday they'll just blow their brains out or go have a doctor chop off their balls or something.

Then the mutant/fortune teller is a liar no matter what.

Yeah like, there was a fortune teller/used car lot around here and I was like, I bet you could get some useful info there, “ah yes, I see 90,000 problem free miles on this ‘02 hatchback”. If you want a decent gypsy wagon start at the top of the line fella. :fella:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol and praytell, cb, what exactly is a gypsy wagon?

Omg stop sayin pray tell. Alright imagine you take a vortex, and you make that vortex a spindle, and then you hard mount an ordinal jet engine on the front end..

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

don't you loving dare try to police my language too

You can take him out the ren fair but you can’t take the ren fair outta him.. :thunkin:

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