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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Mortality
 
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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

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I've always thought the trope where some fortune teller or mutant tells you how you die is dumb as hell.

Like if it's something really lovely like "Oh, you're going to die super painfully from irreversible testicular torsion next Wednesday," nobody is going to wait for that to happen, on Tuesday they'll just blow their brains out or go have a doctor chop off their balls or something.

Then the mutant/fortune teller is a liar no matter what.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Mortality