i hate bikes: outta my way!

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > i hate bikes: outta my way!

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Try to imagine 2 Fast 2 Furious with bikes... you can't

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Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

One time in NYC a biker slammed into my back while I was walking down the sidewalk and I was so mad that I pushed him down and threw his bike over a fence.

Thank you for reading about that one time I was a total jackass after an accident.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2023 17:26

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

speng31b posted:

drat that's assault,.you probably shouldn't have done that

Yeah, but I'd been hit in the back, knocked down, and ruined a pair of pants so I wasn't thinking very straight. Still a dick move on my part.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2023 17:32

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

paul_soccer12 posted:

you poo poo your pants

tore a hole in them and scraped my knee

if id poo poo my pants id have cried

# ¿ Feb 5, 2023 23:12

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