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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

I'm really looking forward to this student loan debt relief getting passed

but, I already paid off my student loans

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Extra row of tits posted:

You clearly stole this joke.

FuK U, Everyone nows im a Meme g*d

Unlike u ClownA**!!! I know ur a clownASS, cos I totally had sex with ur mum who was a CLOWN!!!!!

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Concerning.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

what is? how good we are at pretending to be stupid?
Everyone here is pretending, right?

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I'm very smart, actually.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Wendigee posted:

I'm very smart, actually.

Yes. I am also very smart

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I'm going to put in all of this effort and certainly be rewarded for it.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what is? how good we are at pretending to be stupid?
Everyone here is pretending, right?

Working on it.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Surely this time that I send someone my year-end paystub, I'll feel a deep sense of satisfaction with my life

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Working on it.

good luck figuring it out. I'm going to bed. Good night buddy

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I hope one day to work my way up to a respectable salary that starts with a 6

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Passing laws to persecute the rich and literally guillotine them and distribute their wealth is obviously dumb and counterproductive. I mean, what if I'm a multibillionaire one day? That would hypothetically negatively impact me.


Also can someone explain hypothetical?

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I’m going to foster kittens for a rescue. There is no way this will end with me having too many cats.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Shithouse Dave posted:

I’m going to foster kittens for a rescue. There is no way this will end with me having too many cats.

wrong thread u biznatch

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I should buy a bigger boat.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

goatface posted:

I should buy a bigger boat.

I should do more labour to help my boss buy a bigger boat. He only has 3. They are for different things.

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark
I'm going to go on an all meat diet because that's exactly how humans used to live.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

chainchompz posted:

I'm going to go on an all meat diet because that's exactly how humans used to live.

I agree! There are “natural“ behaviors, which are determined by evolution (of which I have an incredibly thorough understanding), and “unnatural” behaviors, which are any that I have decided go against “human nature”. I don’t see how anyone could argue against this.

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

dr_rat posted:

FuK U, Everyone nows im a Meme g*d

Unlike u ClownA**!!! I know ur a clownASS, cos I totally had sex with ur mum who was a CLOWN!!!!!

Severe meltdown!

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Let's go to The Gathering of Juggalos, but like; IRONICALLY.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


I have nothing against transgender people. I just think we can and should eradicate transgenderism.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Despite what this fascist shithead clearly said, our online rag will bow to pressure and amend our headlines to read that he wanted to "get rid of transgenderism". Because that's so much better and the fascists will like us if we bow and scrape to them.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I want the federal government to be more involved in my life.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I don't like olives

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I'm methanar.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Methanar posted:

I want the federal government to be more involved in my life.

I only want the government to be involved in other people’s lives

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
other peoples lives are more interesting cuz they ain't mine

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Why did Verne just not shoot Ernest?

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
I've been doing some online research, and it turns out that all so-called "governments", including the stupid student government at my stupid high school, are actually incompetent tyrannies. We should never put our faith in collective action, only in capitalism, from which all blessings flow. Only through the rampant pursuit of self-interest can good things happen.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Scalies are hotter than furries, that's just facts

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Pounded in the butt by a billionaire dinosaur? Sign me up!

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Got a keto crossfit protein stack going on

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Private Cumshoe posted:

Pounded in the butt by a billionaire dinosaur? Sign me up!

wrong thread, BITXH

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I like video games but I have no charisma. I'm going to quit my job and start streaming full time!

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



tarks posted:

i like videogames but i have no charisma im going to quit my job and start streaming full time

nooooo!! dont!

why does everyone have the worst takes in this thread?? its very weird, and distressing- is this the thread where you all show your true colors? disgusting

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I'm signing up to Musk's Mars colony thing. I'm a rugged individualist and this will be an opportunity to stake my claim on this bold new frontier. I definitely won't die horribly after several months of mind-numbing repetitive work and the psychological terror of my impending doom brought on by my own inability to work cooperativly.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I have strong opinions about dieting and I'm going to defend them on the internet to strangers in the general bullshit forum

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Same as above but Adderall usage

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Cats are great but you know what would make em better? Being hairless.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Cats are great but you know what would make em better? Being hairless.

I love hairless cats, it's like stroking you grandma's leg, but, somehow more weird

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