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Bumhead posted:They should be relegated, but I don't think the EFL are obliged to accept their membership. Why the gently caress should one of their 72 member clubs suffer so cheats can be conveniently re-housed? Maine Road FC vs Manchester City FC in NWCFL Div One South, loser keeps the Gallagher brothers
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 22:11 |
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the elites won't tell you this, but you can just write down that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer won the league and Tony Pulis won the FA Cup and nobody from City can stop you
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 13:46 |
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blue footed boobie posted:Recreating that Adebayor goal against Arsenal but in reverse. if you wanted to see Adebayor going backwards quickly, just give him a contract with more than a year left on it
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 15:16 |
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According to the Independent, retroactive title-stripping is not likely to be a thing, but relegation may be: https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/man-city-premier-league-financial-punishment-b2276736.html Please refer to my earlier discussion of how the universe is made out of words and you can just write 'OLE WON THE LEAGUE' on the internet and on the side of your stepdad Kevin's car
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 17:58 |
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the sex ghost posted:Yeah the title of 'biggest clown' haha we're just doing Tim Sherwood dirty like that, then?
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 18:45 |
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EC10 posted:https://twitter.com/matrixreloaded_/status/1300456741491167232?s=20&t=GxZXdAoCsV8Mg301bJJqgg https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1622575693056835586
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 19:56 |
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Eau de MacGowan posted:show me 1000 crimes against football and ill show you 1001 bungs someone print off ten copies of the city charges
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 00:43 |
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the sex ghost posted:Now we know why he was so mad about not receiving his """birthday cake""" I literally had this moment of wide-eyed realisation earlier during a boring work conversation if it actually turns out that Yaya Toure's agent released a story to the press where "birthday cake" was a euphemism for "illegal bung" it's going in ahead of Dave Whelan's Well-Judged Press Conference as the funniest football thing that ever happened
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 20:52 |
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tbf everyone on this forum is old now and we can't all call dibs on Gillian Anderson
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2023 22:05 |
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the sex ghost posted:Not interested until I see mockups of star players with pricetags on them under the heading TEN HAGS SHOPPING LIST can't wait to be linked with that stupid barca regen kid with a billion euro release clause like we can't wait six months and get him in the sales
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2023 17:12 |
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TheRat posted:https://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/1624707280636723200 https://twitter.com/richjolly/status/1624714378909032448?s=46&t=8si2xSqyrUjNQyPiQmM41Q lol lmao
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 16:53 |
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your honour, i wish to submit into evidence these five thousand letters addressed to the dumb clowns who work at the circus, all of which have been delivered to the the professional referees association by the king's own royal mail
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 20:43 |
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no you cannot sue the referees for being bad at refereeing despite that being the only thing they do
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 20:44 |
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Manchester City should be eternally imprisoned in League One like a special ironic cell they build for a Batman villain can't go up, can't go down, just showing up in Shrewsbury once a year with a banner that says they're not really there and a big flask of bovril that they have to sneak in as a warning to other clubs
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 22:55 |
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Thanks Ants posted:Has anybody written any analysis worth reading about how Spurs can go from beating City to losing 4-1 to Leicester in a week? see Ferguson, A. (1997). Team Talks I Have Given While Shitfaced, as cited in Keane, R.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2023 21:21 |
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Mainwaring posted:Didn't Rooney lead his MLS team to last place? his management speciality appears to be as a captain of doomed ships and hopeless causes, and you can't see it but I'm making all of the gestures toward Southampton FC right now
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2023 17:24 |
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I was remembering the dude who refereed the Italy vs South Korea game at the recent world cup which happened 21 years ago Apparently he didn't get fired immediately after that game like I thought, but he did later take up a job as a professional heroin smuggler https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron_Moreno
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2023 22:36 |
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pseudodragon posted:It's also the easiest thing in the world to game accumulation suspensions. A card away from a suspension and you've got a L1 team in the Carabao on Wednesday and City on Saturday? Guess who's getting a card today. I'm remembering Iker Casillas deliberately getting a yellow to take a suspension on a dead rubber CL game by just running up to a goal kick and then stopping until he got carded
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2023 18:32 |
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yeah, it's this one in my head it was casillas but they let ramos take the goal kick purely to shithouse
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 23:39 |
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you could honestly just play all of the PL games on a Satuday evening / Sunday, to give people the opportunity to watch as much lower-level garbage hack-and-kick ball as possible before going to a local game after the Everton livestream is finished it works in Italy, and that's not something you hear often
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2023 22:53 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 22:11 |
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wooger posted:Terrible idea for away fans who have to travel to the other end of the country, 3pm will stay forever. the elites don't want you to know this, but you can hire a minibus from a man in guildford, for money I don't expect it to change at any point in the near future, but they easily could if there was a desire to, it's not an intractable facet of the universe that top-level games need to kick off at the same time as the national league north
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 00:00 |