Should it be ok for Leonardo DiCaprio (48) to date a 19 year old girl?

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16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

numbers and equations swirling around my head as i calculate the age of consent in every country in the world

# ? Feb 9, 2023 21:42

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# ? May 2, 2024 17:13

ulvir: Jan 2, 2005

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

strange i have mod buttons now

lol

# ? Feb 9, 2023 21:43

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

maybe he�s not really interested in her like that, he�s just using her until she shows him how to open a pdf someone emailed him

# ? Feb 9, 2023 21:46

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Leonardont DateCaprio

# ? Feb 9, 2023 21:51

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Leonardo DiCaprio gets invited to a party at his GF house and its all Gen z kids teaching each other tik tok dances and playing Fortnite.

# ? Feb 9, 2023 22:03

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

actually, poo poo, a 19 year old probably doesn�t know how to open a pdf in an email either

# ? Feb 9, 2023 22:10

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

He's gonna need to date a 39 year old for that sort of stuff

# ? Feb 9, 2023 22:10

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

The people melting down about how wrong this is are posting from a hoarder fort made out of yellowing Titanic memorabilia and have likely produced horrible self insert fan fiction.

# ? Feb 9, 2023 22:15

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

Poohs Packin posted:

The people melting down about how wrong this is are posting from a hoarder fort made out of yellowing Titanic memorabilia and have likely produced horrible self insert fan fiction.

word

# ? Feb 9, 2023 22:16

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

"Age ain't nothing but a number" by Aaliyah is a cool and good song about a normal relationship with a very cool older guy. Maybe those itt should listen to it.

# ? Feb 9, 2023 22:52

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

nice virtue signal

my virtue signal is not loving kids.

# ? Feb 9, 2023 23:19

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

Poohs Packin posted:

"Age ain't nothing but a number" by Aaliyah is a cool and good song about a normal relationship with a very cool older guy. Maybe those itt should listen to it.

they lived happily ever after, right?

# ? Feb 9, 2023 23:20

Flowers for QAnon: May 20, 2019

Poohs Packin posted:

"Age ain't nothing but a number" by Aaliyah is a cool and good song about a normal relationship with a very cool older guy. Maybe those itt should listen to it.

Lol

# ? Feb 9, 2023 23:20

Flowers for QAnon: May 20, 2019

Leo orders a martini. his date? Cold glass of milk

# ? Feb 9, 2023 23:21

StrangersInTheNight: Dec 31, 2007; ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

The worst part about all this is that there is actually something to be said for how much we malign intergenerational relationships, as it seems to fall into the circle of 'bad' sex, vs what is judged as non-stigmatized 'good' sex - heterosexual, same generation, in wedlock, for procreation, no sex play.

Culturally, 'bad sex' (or 'wrong sex') that is considered shameful is, well, anything outside of that construct, which means sex that is queer, intergenerational, out of wedlock, or not for procreative purposes, and anything with sex play.

But there's nuance, and power dynamics do matter, so yeh it's not good when a super rich and powerful guy is just kinda harvesting young women as he pleases and tossing them like Kleenex out when he's done. It's not that the sex itself is wrong - safe, sane, consensual and all that. It's that the relationship itself is hosed up, because he's using his position to leverage sex with young women in an unbroken chain.

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Feb 9, 2023

# ? Feb 9, 2023 23:26

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Leo dates 18-19 year old because if they were any younger he'd have to legally adopt them to take them on vacation.

# ? Feb 9, 2023 23:37

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

"No cap, 100 Gecs is fire, my guy"

- 47 year old Leonardo DiCaprio at a cool teen party

# ? Feb 9, 2023 23:38

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Can we talk about Morgan Freeman's old rear end or do we need a new thread

# ? Feb 10, 2023 00:37

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Smugworth posted:

Can we talk about Morgan Freeman's old rear end or do we need a new thread

Get on that, there's a vein of material, but maybe wait until Black History Month is done because his understandable but erroneous hot take is now being used as a cudgel by bigots because "See the old black guy we all like said there shouldn't be a Black History Month check and mate who's the real racist."

Saw footage of Morgan Freeman when he was young though and yeah... that dude did coke and hosed. No reason to think that stopped just because he realized everyone loved his grandfather act.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

The worst part about all this is that there is actually something to be said for how much we malign intergenerational relationships, as it seems to fall into the circle of 'bad' sex, vs what is judged as non-stigmatized 'good' sex - heterosexual, same generation, in wedlock, for procreation, no sex play.

Culturally, 'bad sex' (or 'wrong sex') that is considered shameful is, well, anything outside of that construct, which means sex that is queer, intergenerational, out of wedlock, or not for procreative purposes, and anything with sex play.

But there's nuance, and power dynamics do matter, so yeh it's not good when a super rich and powerful guy is just kinda harvesting young women as he pleases and tossing them like Kleenex out when he's done. It's not that the sex itself is wrong - safe, sane, consensual and all that. It's that the relationship itself is hosed up, because he's using his position to leverage sex with young women in an unbroken chain.

The problem with these threads-- and why they can be so funny-- is that it's impossible to have a neutral jester setting on this topic. Everyone gets dragged down into the mud here.

Maybe you're a person who was taken advantage of when you were young and are now hypercritical of every relationship where there's a clear age difference and/or power differential. Maybe you're some porn-brained creep who really does think that "every man would do it if he could." Maybe you're a guy who knew people who got hurt, or just has an ethical compass that recognizes exploitation and is frustrated we can't call it out or talk about it without creeps and toadies shouting down the very legitimate point that young women can and do get their young adulthoods or even childhoods stolen this way to the point where many pockets of society try to industrialize the loving process and that's not ok. Maybe you really do think that privileged men breezing through younger women is the way humans "naturally" are and therefore anyone arguing against it is either a butthurt loser or a scheming opportunist and needs to be reality checked. Maybe you're just here because mud is wet and goopy and it's fun to throw it around. Doesn't matter. Everyone is dirty.

And it's all fun until we can't tell which is the mud and which is the poo poo.

mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Feb 10, 2023

# ? Feb 10, 2023 01:19

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

mind the walrus posted:

Get on that, there's a vein of material, but maybe wait until Black History Month is done because his understandable but erroneous hot take is now being used as a cudgel by bigots because "See the old black guy we all like said there shouldn't be a Black History Month check and mate who's the real racist."

Saw footage of Morgan Freeman when he was young though and yeah... that dude did coke and hosed. No reason to think that stopped just because he realized everyone loved his grandfather act.

The problem with these threads-- and why they can be so funny-- is that it's impossible to have a relatively neutral jester setting on this topic. Everyone gets dragged down into the mud here.

Maybe you're a person who was taken advantage of when you were young and are now hypercritical of every relationship where there's a clear age difference and/or power differential. Maybe you're some porn-brained creep who really does think that "every man would do it if he could." Maybe you're a guy who knew people who got hurt, or just has an ethical compass that recognizes exploitation and is frustrated we can't call it out or talk about it without creeps and toadies shouting down the very legitimate point that young women can and do get their young adulthoods or even childhoods stolen this way to the point where many pockets of society try to industrialize the loving process and that's not ok. Maybe you really do think that privileged men breezing through younger women is the way humans "naturally" are and therefore anyone arguing against it is either a butthurt loser or a scheming opportunist and needs to be reality checked. Maybe you're just here because mud is wet and goopy and it's fun to throw it around. Doesn't matter. Everyone is dirty.

And it's all fun until we can't tell which is the mud and which is the poo poo.

Leonardo DiCaprio cornering a 22 year old guy at a college party to talk about his new crowd funded streetwear brand

"Let's link and build fam"

# ? Feb 10, 2023 01:22

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

"Cap Cap what is Cap I don't see any of you wearing hats"

"I don't think it's about hats Leo"

# ? Feb 10, 2023 01:28

Manic Mailman: Jul 2, 2004

Maybe he's looking for a wife and start a family now? its hard for a 48-80 year old women to give birth easily.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 03:07

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Manic Mailman posted:

Maybe he's looking for a wife and start a family now? its hard for a 48-80 year old women to give birth easily.

Based on his track record survey says no freaking way.

This guy is forever trying to live out his glory days as a self proclaimed "pussy boy" with magic man David Blain.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 03:17

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

so its creepy to want to have sex with a 19 year old? huh? thats creepy now? would it be creepy if she was a cat girl lol im just asking questions here would it be creepy if she was a catgirl with big knockers and of legal age in my current location

yes

# ? Feb 10, 2023 03:40

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

mind the walrus posted:

Get on that, there's a vein of material, but maybe wait until Black History Month is done because his understandable but erroneous hot take is now being used as a cudgel by bigots because "See the old black guy we all like said there shouldn't be a Black History Month check and mate who's the real racist."

Saw footage of Morgan Freeman when he was young though and yeah... that dude did coke and hosed. No reason to think that stopped just because he realized everyone loved his grandfather act.

The problem with these threads-- and why they can be so funny-- is that it's impossible to have a neutral jester setting on this topic. Everyone gets dragged down into the mud here.

Maybe you're a person who was taken advantage of when you were young and are now hypercritical of every relationship where there's a clear age difference and/or power differential. Maybe you're some porn-brained creep who really does think that "every man would do it if he could." Maybe you're a guy who knew people who got hurt, or just has an ethical compass that recognizes exploitation and is frustrated we can't call it out or talk about it without creeps and toadies shouting down the very legitimate point that young women can and do get their young adulthoods or even childhoods stolen this way to the point where many pockets of society try to industrialize the loving process and that's not ok. Maybe you really do think that privileged men breezing through younger women is the way humans "naturally" are and therefore anyone arguing against it is either a butthurt loser or a scheming opportunist and needs to be reality checked. Maybe you're just here because mud is wet and goopy and it's fun to throw it around. Doesn't matter. Everyone is dirty.

And it's all fun until we can't tell which is the mud and which is the poo poo.

thannks thread intellectual

# ? Feb 10, 2023 03:41

Astrochicken: Aug 13, 2007; So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

like most people i've given this topic a lot of thought and i have developed some very strong opinions.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 03:45

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Wait stop. Hold on. Morgan Freeman is dating Leonardo DiCaprio?

# ? Feb 10, 2023 03:55

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Wait stop. Hold on. Morgan Freeman is dating Leonardo DiCaprio?

Even worse they started dating when Leo was only 16 and Freeman was 63

# ? Feb 10, 2023 04:23

Wipfmetz: Oct 12, 2007; Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

numbers and equations swirling around my head as i calculate the age of consent in every country in the world

Your posts are the only ones returned by searching "age of consent" in this thread. That obsession is kinda creepy.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 18:06

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

Leo "rat face" Decaprio

# ? Feb 10, 2023 18:28

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."