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Sash! posted:We beat all the Music Choice channels, except for, of course, Latin Beats. Because, not to profile, but most ghosts are white.
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Feb 11, 2023 21:50
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Well, suit yourself, but my son Spider-Man turned out just fine.
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Feb 11, 2023 22:03
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potee posted:Because, not to profile, but most ghosts are white. I rode a horse all the way from heaven to tell you something important. America, which I invented, is a great country because we are not burdened by our pasts. Embrace who you are, potee, and may the Force be with you always.
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Feb 12, 2023 00:41
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You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.
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Feb 12, 2023 01:06
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I am The Mentalist!
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Feb 12, 2023 01:40
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You can't say Dick Wolf on television!
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Feb 12, 2023 01:49
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I'ma call you back, I'm snitting next to Borpo!
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Feb 12, 2023 01:56
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Whose sister runs the Friday night bingo game at Our Lady of Reluctant Integration in Waltham.
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Feb 12, 2023 02:00
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To the Kia Sorento!
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Feb 12, 2023 02:05
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bentacos posted:Tracy, did you hear? Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight guy Pac-man was based off of, died. I will eat some cherries and ghost meat in his honor.
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Feb 12, 2023 02:31
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"Us Weekly" is calling to confirm a story that your animal rescue shelter has been supplying quesadilla meat to amusement parks
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Feb 12, 2023 07:01
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I'm getting too old for this shhhhh sound that's coming from this pipe
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Feb 12, 2023 07:20
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Liz, I need to speak with you. Beat it, Grizz or Dotcom
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Feb 12, 2023 07:24
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I have to find my bliss, which for once is not an acronym for Beautiful Ladies In Short Shorts.
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Feb 12, 2023 07:24
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Shut up Meg!
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Feb 12, 2023 07:42
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Like he says in his book, "New blood is the lifeblood of the company's blood" He's not strong writer.
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Feb 12, 2023 09:46
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Yes. Hornberger.
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Feb 12, 2023 10:57
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GoutPatrol posted:Yes. Hornberger. One of my favorite jokes is the MILF Island episode when he gets his hand caught in the vending machine and throws his wallet, keys, shoes, and finally his wedding ring at the phone to dial any random number in the building and it cuts to a shot of his desk with his voicemail going off.
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Feb 12, 2023 15:13
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swickles posted:One of my favorite jokes is the MILF Island episode when he gets his hand caught in the vending machine and throws his wallet, keys, shoes, and finally his wedding ring at the phone to dial any random number in the building and it cuts to a shot of his desk with his voicemail going off. That and him getting his shirt completely off and still being stuck are S-tier Adsit.
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Feb 12, 2023 16:46
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Commissioner Kelly and I are friends- we have competing columns in Irish Arguments Weekly, America’s only all-caps magazine.
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Feb 12, 2023 17:36
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*slams down a handful of random scrabble tiles* HITLER
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Feb 12, 2023 18:20
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I can't change! I'm like a chameleon--always a lizard.
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Feb 12, 2023 19:14
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They used to call me 'The Chameleon'... because of my slender frame and big, wet eyes.
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Feb 12, 2023 19:16
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drat you vile hwoman!
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Feb 12, 2023 19:34
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Ken, you don't want to be a page forever. ...Who said I've been alive forever? ...What?
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Feb 12, 2023 23:43
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I love that we can work while we're on cocaine.
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Feb 13, 2023 00:51
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Let’s jet off to that Japanese island where they treat white people as slaves!
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Feb 13, 2023 01:22
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Volure is a god. He was the first man to be on the cover of Fortune and Jet magazine at the same time. Of course that was back when Jet was actually about jet ownership. That magazine took a weird turn.
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Feb 13, 2023 01:59
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My dear friend, the deep-sea explorer, Bob Ballard, brought over a 2,000-year-old amphora of wine from a sunken Phoenician trading vessel. The wine turned out to be quite toxic. My guests and I spent the stroke of midnight in my garden vomiting. The whole night, purging. The New Year, the vivid hallucinations of Astarte, the Phoenician Goddess of Sex and War, it all wiped the slate clean.
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Feb 13, 2023 02:02
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HILLARY CLINTON IS PRESIDENT!!!!!!
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Feb 13, 2023 02:20
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D'fwine: Please D'fwink responsibly
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Feb 13, 2023 02:37
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“It’s hard for me to watch American Idol because I have perfect pitch.” Now you try. “It’s hard for me to watch American Idol, because there’s a water bug on my channel changer.”
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Feb 13, 2023 05:41
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Werewolf Bar mitzvah Spooky scary Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves
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Feb 13, 2023 07:01
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There's no plural Frankenstein
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Feb 13, 2023 07:14
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"Do you really think you belong on Mr. Donaghy's personal gift list? He's the best gift giver in the world. I tried once, I bought him a $95 bottle of olive oil. In return, he got my sister out of North Korean jail. You will never match him, and I'll be here next year to take you off of that list. Even if I get into law school, I WON'T GO." Jonathan might be my favorite character in the show. They did a good job using him sparingly, he probably would have gotten annoying if they expanded his role.
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Feb 13, 2023 07:24
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They took my mood ring! And I don't know how I feel about that.
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Feb 13, 2023 10:02
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Sash! posted:America, which I invented, [ crowd boos ]
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Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. Ron, that was terrible. I'm gonna be constructive here. You should kill yourself.
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