It isn't a Lemon party without old dick! -- 30 Rock quoting

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Poor Miserable Gurgi: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

Sash! posted:

*accidentally knocks over vial of Gay Bomb*

Let's do this thing.

# ? Jan 24, 2024 01:03

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# ? May 2, 2024 12:43

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

Poque posted:

Ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, cuz a Liz Lemon party is MANDATORY.

I love that petty smug face she makes at the end.

# ? Jan 24, 2024 01:52

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Dr_Zombie_Love posted:

Ooga booga big, Ooga booga strong, I�m gonna sing my Ooga Booga Song.

We will build casinos on the moon!

# ? Jan 24, 2024 16:08

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Yeah I know it's not a house but I live there!

# ? Jan 24, 2024 17:42

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

You�re gonna pour glue in the lock. That�s how my kids keep me out of the liquor cabinet.

# ? Jan 24, 2024 23:44

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I'm suing Dodecacil. I'm suing you. I'm suing this baby.

# ? Jan 26, 2024 22:39

Victory Lap: Feb 25, 2001

You can't sue me, I'm already being sued! Double Indemnity!

# ? Jan 27, 2024 17:52

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

May cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and ...sleep crimes?

# ? Jan 28, 2024 20:27

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

I never sleep on planes. I don't wanna get "incepted."

# ? Jan 29, 2024 02:25

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

Picking a lock is just like riding a bike. They're both skills you need to escape the Atlanta Falcon's equipment room.

# ? Jan 30, 2024 23:09

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Trying to steal candy from a vending machine? Let me show you how it's done. Cajun-style.

# ? Jan 31, 2024 04:32

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Twitter today:

# ? Jan 31, 2024 16:21

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Ms. Maroney, medically speaking: For your height, your weight puts you in what we call the "disgusting" range.

# ? Jan 31, 2024 18:43

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

How important is tooth retention?

# ? Jan 31, 2024 18:58

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Poque posted:

Twitter today:

I found him on LinkedIn. He might as well be dead.

# ? Jan 31, 2024 19:30

JoeRules: Jul 11, 2001

The sight of these people, plus the crayons I ate earlier, make me sick.

# ? Feb 1, 2024 00:02

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Oh boy, when did ol' Bob Dunston swallow all this change?!

# ? Feb 1, 2024 00:16

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Are we paying the price for our hubris of science?

# ? Feb 1, 2024 01:09

Mover: Jun 30, 2008

'Look at my life, Jack. My father was a congressman. I was valedictorian at St. Andrew's, an olympic archer, fourth guitarist in Loverboy...as a teenager. It's almost unbelievable.'

'If it weren't all true, I'd say it doesn't even make sense.'

# ? Feb 3, 2024 01:34

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ongoing train wreck aside, I love this idea. It’s synergy.

# ? Feb 3, 2024 03:37

bentacos: Oct 9, 2012

First of all, never bad-mouth synergy.

# ? Feb 3, 2024 03:39

blast0rama: Aug 13, 2003; Tingly.

This country's taken some hits lately.

But when we get hit and are down, we don't stay down.

We get up, and we hit back with our fists or our nunchakus.

And then, when we're done hitting and we're tired, 'cause nunchaku-ing can wear a guy out, we sit down on a couch, an American couch...

# ? Feb 3, 2024 16:21

Fobby: Jun 28, 2023

It's like I'm full of lightning!

# ? Feb 3, 2024 18:12

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Fobby posted:

It's like I'm full of lightning!

What�s cocaine like?

# ? Feb 5, 2024 15:04

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

I did a lot of Coke during my Wall Street days

# ? Feb 5, 2024 17:36

Arson Daily: Aug 11, 2003

who said i was immortal??

# ? Feb 5, 2024 23:24

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I had dinner with Don Imus last night and he told the following joke:

# ? Feb 6, 2024 17:10

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Arson Daily posted:

who said i was immortal??

A friend of mine has been worried that they�ll be bringing in new page rules like age limits and age verification.

# ? Feb 6, 2024 17:56

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

I hope I photograph okay, because when I look into a mirror, there's just a white haze.

# ? Feb 6, 2024 22:28

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

Oh don't look at me like I'm a football game.

When Tracy calls Betty White, she's reading Milton Greene's biography of Jimmy Carter.

# ? Feb 8, 2024 06:41

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

It's the yellow button, sweetie

# ? Feb 8, 2024 06:43

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Isabella Rossellini was a guest job on Chopped and I kept waiting for her to tell a contestant that their cooking made her want to sit on a knife

# ? Feb 8, 2024 06:49

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

"I want back all the jewelry I ever bought you."

"Fine."

"I want the art supplies I gave you on your fortieth birthday and any subsequent art projects you made with them."

"Fine."

"I want all of our love letters."

"Fine."

"I want all of your parents' love letters."

"Fine."

"I want full stake in the Arby's franchise we bought outside of Telluride."

"Oh, dammit Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar! Johnny, promise me you won't sell the Arby's."

"I won't. I'm going to board it up, open all of the windows and let nature have at it."

# ? Feb 8, 2024 06:54

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy�s

# ? Feb 8, 2024 19:08

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

"Crazyputty"?

# ? Feb 8, 2024 21:21

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Food, drinks, fun - Staples! Yeah, we got that.

# ? Feb 9, 2024 02:21

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

potee, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is... offputting.

# ? Feb 9, 2024 07:47

PizzaProwler: Nov 4, 2009; Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Daddy, can I have $50,000 to start a business where people can call in and get air quality reports from all across the United States?
I'm gonna call it... American airlines.

# ? Feb 9, 2024 22:18

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

What are the Irish going to do about it? Write a long, meandering play about not overcoming adversity?

# ? Feb 11, 2024 21:32

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# ? May 2, 2024 12:43

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Megan! Megan! Look at them spin around, they're so confused!

# ? Feb 12, 2024 02:07

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