It isn't a Lemon party without old dick! -- 30 Rock quoting

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Doc Fission: Sep 11, 2011

Ugh, is there gay juice in the champagne?

# ? Feb 22, 2024 17:10

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# ? May 2, 2024 00:32

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

# ? Feb 23, 2024 21:42

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Jenna Maroney, dead at... 32.

# ? Feb 23, 2024 22:09

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Uncork a brew-sky?

Yeah! You know 'ka-zap! Blinky Blinky Blinky blinky'

Those aren't even the right noises!

# ? Feb 23, 2024 22:13

Neon Noodle: Nov 11, 2016; there's nothing wrong here in montana

Plus, I've started to dream as Cranston.

# ? Feb 23, 2024 22:48

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Neon Noodle posted:

Plus, I've started to dream as Cranston.

I never sleep on planes; I don't want to get incepted.

# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:34

Zedd: Jul 6, 2009; I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?

Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking.

# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:39

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

potee posted:

I never sleep on planes; I don't want to get incepted.

The real reason the Oprah episode was deleted was to remove this tremendous retcon

# ? Feb 26, 2024 02:09

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

yesterday while driving from ny to ct i thought:

Tracy: I’ve poured more cash into Donald’s restaurant than into my money pit in Connecticut.

Jack: You have a house in Connecticut?

Tracy: No, I do not.

# ? Feb 26, 2024 04:40

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Quiet, chalk-hands. A man is talking.

# ? Feb 26, 2024 21:20

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Pride: have a private sewer in your pants.

# ? Feb 27, 2024 01:21

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

All my life, I've tried to forget the things I've seen: A crack-head breastfeeding a rat.

A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the G train.

# ? Feb 29, 2024 08:17

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

It's Leap Day. Real life is for March.

# ? Feb 29, 2024 09:58

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Leap Day William, Leap Day William, bursting from the sea; will he bring his bucket of sweets for mom and pop and me?

# ? Feb 29, 2024 09:59

Slamhound: Mar 27, 2010

Davros1 posted:

Leap Day William, Leap Day William, bursting from the sea; will he bring his bucket of sweets for mom and pop and me?

I'm sorry, is Leap Dave Williams a play on Leap Day William?

# ? Feb 29, 2024 10:16

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

The charming old man suddenly getting razor teeth and screeching at the camera was an amazing capstone for that episode :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLjQnUwBJNM&t=56s

# ? Feb 29, 2024 14:55

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

I've watched Newt Gingrich eat a plate of ribs. I think my stomach can handle some rhubarb leaves.

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:37

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I am wearing full yellow and blue today and I look insane and I do not care. Caring is for March

# ? Feb 29, 2024 15:41

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

You are one age,
going on another age.
What's going to happen next?

# ? Feb 29, 2024 16:22

The_Doctor: Mar 29, 2007; "The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Jerusalem posted:

The charming old man suddenly getting razor teeth and screeching at the camera was an amazing capstone for that episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLjQnUwBJNM&t=56s

The guest stars they managed to get for 30Rock were amazing :allears:

# ? Feb 29, 2024 17:05

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

DrBouvenstein posted:

You are one age,
going on another age.
What's going to happen next?

Stop pressuring me! What are you, an intercourse monster??

# ? Mar 1, 2024 00:57

Dr_Zombie_Love: Mar 17, 2009

I�m looking for D.I.H.C., Avery�and I�m going to take it wherever I can find it.

# ? Mar 2, 2024 01:11

PizzaProwler: Nov 4, 2009; Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

I'm a bear... and I'm a daddy. I'm a daddy bear.

# ? Mar 2, 2024 13:09

ONE YEAR LATER: Apr 13, 2004; Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!; Oven Wrangler

Never thought I'd feel sorry for a guy with a tattoo of a leprechaun vomiting on a book.

# ? Mar 3, 2024 00:10

BalloonFish: Jun 30, 2013; Fun Shoe

I've been a GE man for 25 years....and a GE woman for one week of corporate espionage at Revlon.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 15:58

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Hopefully it's not an important parg of my blern.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 05:45

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

We�ll never know, Tracy, because the powerful bread lobby keeps blocking my research.

# ? Mar 10, 2024 16:00

RestingB1tchFace: Jul 4, 2016; Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

Hey dummy

# ? Mar 10, 2024 23:26

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

If you heard my sex stories you would LOSE YOUR MIND!!!

# ? Mar 11, 2024 21:41

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

It's supposed to be a nice area, except for the "new element" everyone keeps talking about.

# ? Mar 11, 2024 22:07

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Women are allowed to be more mad about double standards.

Also, we moved last year amd we live really close to White Haven, PA, the hometown of Liz Lemon. Despite looking at houses there (its a bit too far for our work commute), I had never put it together until watching a rerun last night.

# ? Mar 14, 2024 15:03

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

They literally named a real, actual place White Haven and never changed the loving name?! :psyduck:

# ? Mar 14, 2024 17:00

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

First of all, I'm not from WHITEVILLE, I'm from WHITE HAVEN. And it's not as nice as it sounds.

# ? Mar 14, 2024 17:03

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

LividLiquid posted:

They literally named a real, actual place White Haven and never changed the loving name?!

https://maps.app.goo.gl/nceuDzLA3XTf3CU38

Like 2 hours north of Philly

Also, to be fair its named after a guy with the last name White.

swickles fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Mar 14, 2024

# ? Mar 14, 2024 17:23

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

Still should've changed it. Holy poo poo.

# ? Mar 14, 2024 18:19

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Look, we can all agree that Liz is... generally, pretty racist.

# ? Mar 14, 2024 18:54

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

Tonight, I'm Mayor BooooOOoooOOOo-mberg! Ooooooooo!

# ? Mar 14, 2024 22:14

dpkg chopra: Jun 9, 2007; Fast Food Fight; Grimey Drawer

potee posted:

Look, we can all agree that Liz is... generally, pretty racist.

Ok, you know what? I get it. I shouldn�t be here. I should have realized that when I saw the masks and the picture of black Jesus

# ? Mar 14, 2024 22:35

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

dpkg chopra posted:

Ok, you know what? I get it. I shouldn’t be here. I should have realized that when I saw the masks and the picture of black Jesus

"That's me from college."

"Fine, I am leaving. You didn't need to get your boss, oh thats a security guard."

# ? Mar 14, 2024 22:50

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# ? May 2, 2024 00:32

Dr_Zombie_Love: Mar 17, 2009

Jennas-Side.com

# ? Mar 17, 2024 05:10

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