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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
My brother Eddie sells faulty sprinkler systems to elementary schools. My cousin Tim fixes NBA games.


In case you aren't sports fans, Tim Donaghy was an NBA ref who got busted for point shaving and mob connections like a year or two before the show began.

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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

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Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Here comes the funcooker!

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

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Now you're just some QB that I used to know
NBC had the first two black characters on TV... sort of. For "Alfie & Abner," NBC hired one African-American and one Caucasian because they thought two black people on the same show would make the audience nervous; a rule NBC still uses today!

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

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GoutPatrol posted:

Yes. Hornberger.

One of my favorite jokes is the MILF Island episode when he gets his hand caught in the vending machine and throws his wallet, keys, shoes, and finally his wedding ring at the phone to dial any random number in the building and it cuts to a shot of his desk with his voicemail going off.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
New York...Uhhh, Diabetes Repair I guess?





To this day, whenever I need to consult endocrinology or the Family Med Diabetes specialist, I always ask for Diabetes Repair.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Banjo!

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Deer God, thank you for this venison. Onion God, thank you for these onions. Carrot God, thank you for the carrots.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

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Now you're just some QB that I used to know

potee posted:

I'S DONE STOLE THIS CATFISH

Oh hell no, I am not doing this.












BANJO!

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

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Hi, I'm Bijou. Call me!

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

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Now you're just some QB that I used to know

MokBa posted:

Imagine a dessert for two, Tahitian vanilla-bean ice-cream in a pool of cognac, drizzled in the world's most expensive chocolate, Amedei Boselliana, covered with shaved white, black and clear truffles, and topped with edible 25-carat gold leaf. Can you imagine anything better?

I don't know. Have you ever put a donut in the microwave?

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

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Now you're just some QB that I used to know

DrBouvenstein posted:

Doctor Guy
Pilot Guy
Cleveland Dude
British Guy
Rich Dude
James Franco!


I've been with the same woman for 22 years...No judgements, but to me, Liz Lemon is a sex maniac.

My favorite part about that joke is that none of them are Dennis Duffy.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

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Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Doc Fission posted:

which one is rich dude

I don't remember the timing of this episode, but either Gavin Valore (Steve Martin) or the Internet guy from the Leap Day episode.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Thundercracker posted:

Deborah is testing off the charts in the most profitable demographics: Soccer moms, NASCAR dads, white collar pervs and the obese.



It's wild in 2023 we got irl Milf Island and it is so much more twisted than the fictional one

They missed big time by not having Rob Heubel host.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Hulu has a notice that 30 Rock is leaving in 13 days, so binge accordingly.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

DrBouvenstein posted:

One thing I've always loved about 30 Rock is they rarely actually showed us TGS sketches. We often see maybe the start or end of an episode/sketch, as well as random clips or flashes of weird characters in costumes, but that's about it. A lesser show would LOVE to have the excuse of just showing "bad comedy sketch" as a time-filler for a few minutes each episode, but 30 Rock was above that.

While there are many reasons it failed, this was listed (by Speinwall maybe, I think) as one of the biggest for why Studio 60 flamed out so fast. They were trying to write two shows at the same time and make funny/interesting bits while 30 Rock was just like "here's Fart Doctor".

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

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Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Gatto Grigio posted:

I don’t know if this joke aged badly or spectacularly or both

This joke was not written as a coincidence!

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

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Women are allowed to be more mad about double standards.



Also, we moved last year amd we live really close to White Haven, PA, the hometown of Liz Lemon. Despite looking at houses there (its a bit too far for our work commute), I had never put it together until watching a rerun last night.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

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Now you're just some QB that I used to know

LividLiquid posted:

They literally named a real, actual place White Haven and never changed the loving name?! :psyduck:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/nceuDzLA3XTf3CU38

Like 2 hours north of Philly

Also, to be fair its named after a guy with the last name White.

swickles fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Mar 14, 2024

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

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Now you're just some QB that I used to know

dpkg chopra posted:

Ok, you know what? I get it. I shouldn’t be here. I should have realized that when I saw the masks and the picture of black Jesus

"That's me from college."

"Fine, I am leaving. You didn't need to get your boss, oh thats a security guard."

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

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Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I don't like Tubman, spunds too much like a guy. Let's change it to Tubgirl.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Tracy Morgan was never acting

https://twitter.com/CJToledano/status/1790530585263476775?t=PvLFXoeAEu4ponxVtdmDoA&s=19

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swickles
Aug 21, 2006

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Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I thought a lot of Tracy's lines were things Tina's young kid blurted out with some minor tweaking.

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