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It's been ten years since the funniest sitcom to ever air has been on TV, time to strip mine each and every one of its 138 episodes for the choicest of bits and clips. This entire sequence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sycfsbu0sys [video type="youtube" start="30s"]Tw30UQoN8uI&t=30s[/video] Another classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPP8DJPbBkw If you've worked on sets in NY just walk by them a lot, you've probably seen Radio Man. This transient, pseudo-unhoused dude rides around the city on a huge bike with a bigger boom box and just hangs out on film sets all day. Some sets will give him a bg role, but he's in SAG-AFTRA now because of his speaking lines from 30 Rock. There's a documentary about him and it's fun to play "Where's Craig?" in NY TV and movies. My most recent victory in that game is the closing scenes of Bourne Supremacy and Bourne Ultimatum; maybe Damon brought him on? They were both in the weddings episode. 
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Tracy Junior, where's your mother? She said she had to take a spa week in Canyon Ranch before my dad broke it in half. I'm not supposed to hear that, I'm a child!
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Feb 9, 2023 07:07
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I will not gay set you up again, so I'll be very clear: You'll be under me and if there's one slip up your rear end is mine. drat!
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Feb 9, 2023 18:56
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swickles posted:My brother Eddie sells faulty sprinkler systems to elementary schools. My cousin Tim fixes NBA games. That's a great deep joke
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Feb 9, 2023 19:12
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All the street names were great: Lieutenant Uhura Avenue, corner of Malcolm X and Guy Who Shot Malcolm X Blvd
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Feb 9, 2023 20:56
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There they are, the Six Sigmas themselves! They're dudes? Each of them embodies a pillar of the Six Sigma business philosophy: Teamwork, Insight, Brutality, Male Enhancement, Hand-Shakefulness, and Play Hard. My father worked for GE (a Six Sigma Black Belt no less) and that episode especially would get him howling. There were a lot of very very inside jokes about their corporate structure.
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Feb 9, 2023 21:15
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DrBouvenstein posted:The "Six" in "Six Sigma" refers to the total number of deviations above the mean you are aiming to achieve...or something Six Sigma: you don't have to be perfect all the time, just 999,995.6 times out of a million. This of course makes sense for engineering, but is complete nonsense when GE tried to apply it to film production, where problems include actors locking themselves in their dressing rooms and building fart machines.
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Feb 9, 2023 23:38
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Breakfast with Chuck Schumer? I don't want to watch that guy eat. 5k homeless walk? That just seems cruel. Cornell commencement address? Sorry, but Tracy Jordan doesn't do safety schools.
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Feb 10, 2023 00:18
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That place was way better than the Indian restaurant I go to back in Boston: O'Doyles.
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Feb 10, 2023 08:22
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Cooter Burger? What do you think I am, a cartoon dog? The president named me that! He gave you two nicknames? "Cooter" because I look like a turtle, and "Burger" because he saw me eating a hamburger one time! We have to get out of here. It wasn't even a hamburger... it was a sandwich.
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Feb 10, 2023 08:24
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Oh no no no, we need idiots. You need idiots. Who do you think is watching your show? Funky taste makers? Look at this chart: black nerds, Jet Blue passengers who fall asleep with the TV on, pets whose owners have died, and idiots.
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Feb 10, 2023 19:54
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Hughmoris posted:Does 30 Rock hold the record for most "jokes per minute"? I can't think of anything of quality that beats it. Absolutely. Aside from the static sight gags (Sherlock Homie: One does the duty, the other gets the booty"), there are a lot of bg doing funny poo poo. In the studio shots, there's almost always a pair of a petite woman carrying something like a huge planter and a big guy with a single tiny object. I think it has to do with having your writing room (or at least a good chunk of them) on set throwing out adlibs and alternates, which Tina Fey does.
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Feb 11, 2023 07:27
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There's a gym in the building? Oh yeah, right past the vending machines Oooo, vending machines! What kind? I wouldn't know
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Feb 11, 2023 08:04
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N B Ceeeeeeeeee A top ten network
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Feb 11, 2023 17:43
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To the Kia Sorento!
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Feb 12, 2023 02:05
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I'm getting too old for this shhhhh sound that's coming from this pipe
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Feb 12, 2023 07:20
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swickles posted:One of my favorite jokes is the MILF Island episode when he gets his hand caught in the vending machine and throws his wallet, keys, shoes, and finally his wedding ring at the phone to dial any random number in the building and it cuts to a shot of his desk with his voicemail going off. That and him getting his shirt completely off and still being stuck are S-tier Adsit.
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Feb 12, 2023 16:46
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🎵A synonym's just another word for the one you wanna use 🎵
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Feb 14, 2023 04:09
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You can watch me shower, but no touching. Pfft, no touching just makes it hotter.
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Feb 14, 2023 15:24
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I may work at the marriage bureau, but I'll never get married.
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Feb 14, 2023 23:26
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Recycle everything, even jokes
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Feb 16, 2023 05:22
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So to get there, you start on Old Barn Road. Then you take the first left, then the next left, then the next left, and then another left. That'll take you around the quarry, which is real pretty. I just wanted you to see it. that'll put you back on Old Barn Road.
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Feb 16, 2023 22:21
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What was that old man trying to tell me? What am I going to do with all this free food? Remember where I came from. but we all came from the sea! Sea, like the letter 'c' which is part of the alphabet. Alphabet soup. Soup kitchen. Kitchen-- Nah man, don't keep going The kitchen debate with Richard Nixon. Richard M. Nixon. The M train. Soul Train. Chicken Soup for the Soul. Chicken soup. Soup kitchen! This is a leap day miracle!
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Feb 17, 2023 04:42
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The partying is just for show. And because I'm a high-functioning alcoholic. All the phone numbers you see me hand out, they're not even mine. No, this isn't Tracy Jordan. Really? I've not heard of that term before. Do you know how to get to Connecticut?
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Feb 17, 2023 07:32
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Tubman sounds too masculine, how bout Tubgirl?
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Feb 18, 2023 00:27
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I love it up here: it's hot, it's loud, there's no pizza. It's like Miami!
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Feb 18, 2023 08:51
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You will hand me an envelope predicting my joke about Nag's Head
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Feb 18, 2023 18:09
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Mr... Wayner-slav? It's pronounced Wiener-slave OK.... Jeffrey
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Feb 19, 2023 03:16
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On Lifetime dot com backslash garbage file
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Feb 22, 2023 07:15
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Picking a lock is just like riding a bike, they're both skills you need to escape the Atlanta Falcons dressing room.
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Feb 23, 2023 20:17
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Look, right now Liz Lemon is downstairs about to sign a lease with Dennis Duffy. If she does that you'll lose her. In three years they'll be married and living in Jacksonville, Florida, where he operates an unlicensed alligator park.
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Feb 23, 2023 21:52
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Cerie isn't even really here! That's just a cardboard cut out!
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Feb 23, 2023 22:43
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Yeah I know it's not a house but I live there!
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Feb 24, 2023 23:04
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You have a house in Connecticut?
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Feb 24, 2023 23:14
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Kenneth's a murder, and the Riddler is coming!
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Feb 25, 2023 02:11
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stuart scott posted:if you're ever trying to remember a full quote i made a search engine for this sort of thing -- https://funcooker.fun Oh fantastic!
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Feb 25, 2023 19:48
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Zedd posted:I work at the marriage bureau, but I'll never get married. Idt she's supposed to be upset
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Feb 27, 2023 18:45
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Did you also have to evacuate the NBC store? No, it's just empty.
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Feb 27, 2023 22:58
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Hughmoris posted:What episode was this? Haven't been able to find it. S3E8, Flu Shot
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When I sign somebody up I get a free hat. Soooo... think about it.
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