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Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

I once saw a pack of wild dogs take over and successfully manage a Wendy's!

# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 20:51

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 07:44

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Ham.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 23:38

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

And do NOT write another sketch about Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No one knows who Krang is; it would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television. No. More. Krang.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 10:12

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

*smuggly* Blimpies

# ¿ Feb 11, 2023 14:12

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Well, suit yourself, but my son Spider-Man turned out just fine.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2023 22:03

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

I am The Mentalist!

# ¿ Feb 12, 2023 01:40

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

I gotta go home and feed my eels. They're not electric, but I have a plan.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2023 00:01

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Don't worry about us. We Parcells have eaten our share of rock soup and squirrel tail. But we've also known lean times. We'll get by.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 22:43

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. Wait... what was the question?

# ¿ Feb 26, 2023 01:45

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

"What's racketeering?"
"No one knows."

# ¿ Feb 27, 2023 18:47

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

"You take a hot dog
Stuff it with some jack cheese
Fold it in a pizza
You got Cheesy Blasters.

And then all the kids say 'Thanks Meat Cat!', and then Meat Cat flies away on his, um, skateboard."

# ¿ Mar 4, 2023 05:24

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

After you scratch off these lottery tickets, can we go to McDonald's and order only coffee?

# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 05:11

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

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# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 05:21

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

"Wait, your name is Wesley Snipes? That's insane!"
"This is insane? You know what's insane? That the actor is named Wesley Snipes! If you were shown a picture of him and a picture of me, and were asked 'Who should be named Wesley Snipes', you'd pick the pale Englishman every time! Every time, Liz!"

# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 22:34

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Do you need a sex tape release? Because I've got a weird one. It's night vision and you can see that his buddy is robbing me.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 22:20

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

I was going take a class called Cooking For One, but the teacher killed himself.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 01:35

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Smash cut to ...

# ¿ Mar 16, 2023 03:19

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

When did gum get so soft, you sons of bitches? You know what this country used to chew? Tree bark. Glass. Shotgun shells. The broken swords of our vanquished enemies. That's why I buy Bazooka Joe gum. It's like chewing a mountain that someone shot a freeze ray into. What's wrong with this country? When did we lose our way? Detroit? Life is hard, shouldn't everything else be harder?

# ¿ Mar 17, 2023 08:41

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

"My husband and I are absolutely so pleased to be underwriting the Jack and Elizabeth Donaghy High School for Teen Drama, the Arts, and Feelings! As embarrassed Americans, Jack and I pledge five million dollars to create a new generation of choreographers and puppeteers, clowns, video artists, and theatrical jugglers who will ask the world 'What is art?'"

# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 21:03

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

We know what art is! It's paintings of horses!

# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 08:04

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

*gasp* Lesbian Mario Bros!

# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 23:26

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

"Irish pride! Go Celtics! Celtics suck! Go Knicks!"

# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 20:58

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

"I'm going to kill that man!"
*chuckles* "You just described my morning."

# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 10:45

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

I like to thank my creative team for coming in such short notice. Also, sorry I'm four hours late.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 08:59

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

"When you were watching me after my oral surgery, did I put a toaster waffle into my DVD player?"
"You did. You watched it for about an hour, said Nicole Kidman should get an Oscar for it, then you turned it off."

# ¿ Apr 14, 2023 08:49

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

"Miss Lemon, how did the dentist's office go? Did you meet Wesley?"
"I did meet him. We even went out for coffee."
"And?"
"And it was a disaster. We were so awkward that the waitress gave us separate checks without asking. And a priest came over and asked us who we'd lost."

# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 08:44

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

I do not want to disappoint my Japanese public, especially Godzilla. HAHAHAHA! Just kidding. I know he doesn't care what humans do.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 03:26

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

The annual "TGS" viewer walk-on contest. It's great promotion, Lemon. We found that if someone is actually on NBC, they're 4% more likely to watch it.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 08:25

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Jenna: "Without me, you'd still be behind that light board in Chicago turning bags of Sour Patch Kids inside out to lick them clean!"
Liz: "I got my money's worth! And without me, you'd still be doing local commercials for store-brand douches!"
Jenna: "Well, joke's on you, because that wasn't a commercial. I don't know what that was!"

# ¿ Apr 23, 2023 02:07

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

I've never made a mistake, so I don't totally understand. But I'm here for you, Jane.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2023 18:14

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

You're still here! You didn't go to the store for milk and heroin and never come back!

# ¿ Apr 30, 2023 00:59

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Jerusalem posted:

There was once a great American called George Henderson. He met a woodland ape, or sasquatch, which despite its dangerous message of environmentalism became his friend. When the time came for him to do the hard thing and send it back into the forest where it belonged, and birds could perch on its shoulder because it was gentle, George Henderson summoned the strength and by God he did it! Did it hurt? You bet it hurt. Like a bastard. But he did it because it was the right thing to do......... for the woodland ape.....

You think about that.

This morning it hit me in the shower why the Hendersons named their guest Harry. That film has layers.

# ¿ May 2, 2023 15:38

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

"Do you remember that horrible roommate you had back in Chicago?"
"You mean you?"

# ¿ May 4, 2023 14:03

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

You think I'm just going to give up now, huh? I'm a Duffy, Liz, and us Duffys, we didn't give up when we got kicked out of Ireland. We didn't give up when America sent us back. And we didn't give up when Ireland then just set us adrift on a log, alright?

# ¿ May 14, 2023 05:49

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Don't tell me I can't sing! What the [BEEP] have you ever done? Who the [BEEP] are The Beatles?

# ¿ May 19, 2023 20:00

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

I live in the basement, so I have all the nails.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2023 00:10

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

I'm saying the Disney-fication of New York is over, everyone. At the stroke of midnight, your Lexus is going to turn back into a high pile of rats fighting over a human finger.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2023 00:19

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

I feel like you're not telling me something, Jack. Lemme guess. You bought a sidecar for your motorcycle and your dog won't stay in it.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2023 16:21

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2023 16:21

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 07:44

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Sash! posted:

Portia reads the papers

I hate that that's my catchphrase

# ¿ Jul 13, 2023 03:30

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