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"I'll wait. Not forever." "I'll try. Wicked hawd."
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Church on a Tuesday? But he seemed so normal!
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Feb 21, 2023 23:03
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What NBC shows do you want to be digitally inserted into? Well, I like 'Lost'. Is that you guys?
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Mar 3, 2023 18:22
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I feel like I've been talking non-stop. No, you also ate quite a bit.
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Mar 4, 2023 00:18
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How many Pokémons are there!? Jack... the plural of Pokémon is Pokémon.
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Mar 4, 2023 16:15
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Did you know that Paparazzo is the singular of Paparazzi? Kumiko taught me that...
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Mar 6, 2023 04:38
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Gangway for footcycle! e: speaking of snipes
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Mar 8, 2023 22:53
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In Australia, woggle means white.
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May 11, 2023 22:45
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Thundercracker posted:Like a cantaloupe and... a ziplock bag of mushroom soup. I mean, I got the meat, Jack.
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Jul 20, 2023 04:11
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I was born to design a video game where characters get weird with each other for golden points. My genius will not be denied.
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Aug 6, 2023 03:59
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But there's a Batman in there!
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Aug 14, 2023 16:45
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"I shouldn't be here." "This is America. None of us are supposed to be here."
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Aug 19, 2023 04:13
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JoeRules posted:He baked those rocks and sold them to children! As gum! I know this is Jack talking about Bazooka Joe, but my brain read it in Tracy's voice as yet another traumatic childhood event.
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Aug 27, 2023 22:35
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Yes, Stacy Keach narrates the Bazooka Joe commercial in that episode, but the quoted line is from earlier when Jack is speaking with an engineer designing his couch: "Besides, what did Theodore "Bazooka" Joe do when his eccentric millionaire father left him nothing but a tiny pink rock quarry? He baked those rocks and sold them to children. As gum"
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Aug 29, 2023 00:36
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I do not want to disappoint my Japanese public, especially Godzilla. I'm just kidding. I know he doesn't care what humans do.
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Aug 29, 2023 16:13
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I found it by searching "it's considered a crime here" "It's when you run up on a lady in the streets and pull her tube top down while your friend videotapes it. It's considered a crime here. Thanks a lot, Puritans." That the one you're looking for?
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Aug 30, 2023 02:07
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Food, drinks, fun. Staples. Yeah, we got that.
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Aug 31, 2023 02:07
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"When he saw these" (lifts shoe) "he asked me when my cult was committing suicide."
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Aug 31, 2023 18:53
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"Well, buddy, here we go. Bases loaded, bottom of the ninth. Are you going to step up? Oh, yeah. Because it's winning time, you magnificent son of a bitch! You go in there and show them. Make Mommy proud of her big boy because he's the best. Just do it. Is it in you? I'm loving it!"
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Sep 2, 2023 12:45
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"You'll always be my... friend from the neighborhood."
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Sep 11, 2023 17:29
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"Get a room! Whatever that is..."
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Sep 12, 2023 16:03
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"That’ll show my mother, telling me Donaghy is Gaelic for 'failure'. What does she know? She’s a Murphy, bunch of mud farmers and sheep rapists…"
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Sep 13, 2023 21:54
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"If there is one thing I have realized from being God, it's that the more you know the more you realize you do not... Know."
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Sep 24, 2023 06:50
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Sash! posted:Every single line Larry King had was amazing "Expand on that."
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Sep 26, 2023 23:31
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Jerusalem posted:I just saw the episode where Jack brings him (Hannibal) into 30 Rock in a wild attempt to cover up his sexual yearning for Avery's mother, which results in them doing a pop-up restaurant serving Burger King and Jack being locked into having to be a public "kiss to say hello" person.  "She loved pee!"
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Oct 9, 2023 20:55
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Salieri? No, thank you. Already ate.
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Oct 12, 2023 22:32
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Basically the greatest thing ever on television. I don't stand for anybody besmirching it on my aircraft.
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Oct 19, 2023 23:15
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I hate to be the stereotypical man, but this is my home and I wanna wear this blouse.
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Jan 23, 2024 21:05
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Daddy, can I have $50,000 to start a business where people can call in and get air quality reports from all across the United States? I'm gonna call it... American airlines.
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Feb 9, 2024 22:18
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I'm a bear... and I'm a daddy. I'm a daddy bear.
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5nowdog5 edit:  goddamn I love the poster for it PizzaProwler fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Apr 6, 2024 |
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"It okay. Don't be cry." is another one of those
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