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Wrong! You get it at my coffee vending machine. 38th & 6th in the basement of the K-Mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David and BOOM! You plug in the machine and...
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Feb 10, 2023 08:45
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Like he says in his book, "New blood is the lifeblood of the company's blood" He's not strong writer.
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Feb 12, 2023 09:46
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They took my mood ring! And I don't know how I feel about that.
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Feb 13, 2023 10:02
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Tracy's is a tactile, kinesthetic learning style.
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Feb 16, 2023 10:12
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I'm gonna laugh harder then I did at Dotcom's one man play.
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Feb 17, 2023 07:20
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As you know from reading my blog...
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Feb 22, 2023 06:46
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I'm still fasting because I misread my calendar. Tomorrow is my colonoscopy. Today was my meeting with Colin O'Scopy.
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Feb 24, 2023 01:28
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Would you put this in the oven at about 200 degrees? My snake should be very comfortable while she gives birth.
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Mar 5, 2023 09:15
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I coined the phrase "You wish, Pal!"
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Mar 9, 2023 06:07
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zephloyd posted:What is this, Horseville? 'Cause I am surrounded by NAYSAYERS WORDPLAY!
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Mar 15, 2023 06:56
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Mommy's baby quits.
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Mar 16, 2023 04:37
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I feel angry! Like Warren Moon must have felt back in 1995!
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Mar 22, 2023 00:39
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Davros1 posted:"Miss Lemon, how did the dentist's office go? Did you meet Wesley?" Fine. It's your loss. There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world.
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Apr 18, 2023 08:59
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Doc Fission posted:Happy Valentine's Day ... no one.
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Apr 21, 2023 08:48
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You wouldn't expect a movie called "Somewhere" to go absolutely nowhere.
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Apr 29, 2023 08:58
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zephloyd posted:I AM A JEDI Hey look, zephloyd is ironically re-appropriating his bad past behaviour as a commentary on Fitzgerald's dictum that there are no second acts in American life.
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May 1, 2023 06:41
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And thank you, representative. What you're doing is very important. I can assure you that NBC is committed to making diversity a priority. Then just walk away and don't try to kiss her, Tracy, and don't say that last part.
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May 17, 2023 00:33
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Someone get a PA to feed me baby food or I will drop a D in the Green Room.
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May 30, 2023 09:50
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Jerusalem posted:Is it just me, or has Liz Lemon become more attractive? Too small.
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May 31, 2023 06:38
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Who taught Tracy about anagrams?!
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Jun 16, 2023 09:36
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I'm as happy as a clam that wants to kill some woman.
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Jun 27, 2023 05:10
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I sure do like them French fried pertaters.
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Jul 8, 2023 06:53
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Wow the one time I try to take your side, Lemon, and you sandbag me. I'm sorry Jenna, I smelled crazy in here and I assumed it was you.
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Jul 17, 2023 06:36
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Everybody shut up! Shut up, Lutz!
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Jul 22, 2023 05:34
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Hey mom, it's Walter...I'm just calling to tell you they cancelled the audition, so maybe pray on something else.
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Jul 29, 2023 09:20
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I'll tell you what's gonna happen, it's gonna be a disaster! The man is not an actor and has no business being on the stage. Why, with a curtain five hours from now, it would take the greatest acting coach the world has ever seen to make his show a success Fine! I'll do it!!!
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Aug 6, 2023 07:12
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:"OK he's gone, so my story... So I'm in this strip club with Charles Barkley and one of the hobbits..." "Tracy Junior made you and acrostic.'' "Well I hope he makes me an across helmet so I don't get hurt playing across! Now c'mon, that's pretty solid for a guy who just came out of a hallucination."
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Aug 7, 2023 06:43
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Everyone keeps telling me not to get paid in gift cards: Angie, my lawyer, my imaginary friend Dotcom.
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Aug 10, 2023 06:00
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Jerusalem posted:Bangs gavel
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Aug 18, 2023 04:12
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:"Well [my wedding] was off for a while, because my fiancé was on his dad's yacht and got captured by pirates. But now, thanks to the A-Team, he's back." The line reading on "quarry" amazing.
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Aug 21, 2023 06:39
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"Dotcom, do you ever read books by women?" "But George Elliot was a woman." "ENOUGH!"
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Aug 22, 2023 06:01
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And the Mets had just won the World Series cuz that night I was randomly attacked by a Mets fan that I had threw a bottle at.
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Aug 29, 2023 00:25
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I just now found out this is a real honest-to-god movie and not a gag like Bitch Hunter. https://twitter.com/chloenumberiii/status/1696488613192585603
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Sep 4, 2023 01:59
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There is nothing gay about the Princeton Fight Song... Ohhhh, the merry men of Princeton Are charging up the rear Holding all the balls Okay, I hear it now.
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Sep 13, 2023 09:43
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You're the one who makes us laugh. Never go away again! AAAAH HA HA...Don't ever tell me what to do!!!
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Sep 19, 2023 08:48
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Oh noble sheep, we eat your babies We use your brain to fight off rabies But the most beautiful gift of all... is wooooool.
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Sep 22, 2023 07:46
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Great impression of a guy who sucks, Dotcom!
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Sep 24, 2023 06:30
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Being pregnant is a great excuse for why I stopped working, instead of the truth: I'm in my 40s, very difficult, and not that good at playing La Realitee.
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Thundercracker posted:You just threw paint What's the best Jenna Maroney Sings bit? Her interrupting/taking over Hazel's Amazing Grace has got to be at the top.
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