It isn't a Lemon party without old dick! -- 30 Rock quoting

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ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

You'd better watch your mouth before I show you the back of my hand!

# ¿ Feb 10, 2023 21:36

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 11:19

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

We've stopped making and become a country of consumers. Well, I, for one, am done consuming. And I'm ready to make.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2023 05:08

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

"Tracy, your friends and I are concerned about you. We think your spending has gotten out of control."

"Give me an example!"

# ¿ Feb 13, 2023 17:33

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

The Lazy Susan was invented by Thomas Jefferson. I know that because I'm a descendent of Thomas Jefferson and Lazy Susan herself!

# ¿ Feb 17, 2023 03:42

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

MY GIRL HAS A FAT NECK -- too sharp. Let's run it again.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2023 21:58

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

What do we want?

To get your sandwiches!

When do we want it?

Whenever would be convenient for you!

# ¿ Feb 27, 2023 02:11

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Of course, elegance. That's why people come to Yakov's Nubian Bling Explosion.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2023 18:04

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

I wasn't sure how formal this occasion would be, so I brought a '74 Moet and a can of Pizza Blast Pringles.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2023 02:06

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

"All I said was that's it's time to end the char-add and adjust my shed-ule to buy a new vahze."

"You stay in that corner. You stay there until you die."

# ¿ Mar 8, 2023 18:23

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

After you fired me, I knew I had to align myself with something more powerful than GE. And since American Idol's not on until January, that left the United States government.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2023 21:43

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Are you drunk?

On the Spirit of Christmas! It's this cheap high-proof brandy I found.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 22:46

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

knock knock knock "Hey, somebody order a massage?"

"You're too late! I already killed her!"

# ¿ Mar 24, 2023 19:36

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Well, buddy, here we go. Bottom of the ninth, bases loaded. Are you gonna step up? Oh, yeah, because it's winning time, you magnificent son of a bitch! You go in there and show them. Make mommy proud of her big boy because he's the best! Just do it. Is it in you? I'm loving it!

# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 21:23

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Listen here, Jenna: We're the Woggles. Nothing can tear us apart -- except for that shark that got ahold of the fifth Woggle.

# ¿ May 11, 2023 20:19

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

A New York City detective solves crimes with the help of his new partner: GOD.

... so God just tells him who did it?

# ¿ May 19, 2023 19:15

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

"That was me, for two weeks in college. I was popular for one glorious fortnight, and then it all went away. I don't know why."

"You probably said 'fortnight.'"

# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 18:52

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Someone who's in a rush to go back to work? There's something you don't see every day! Now that's an example of a very appropriate, and very, very funny joke.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 19:47

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Poque posted:

All passengers, including any lipless middle-aged women in lesbian clown shirts, should please take their seat at this time.

Oh, we'll go back to the terminal. And the lounge with the reclining chairs and the turkey wraps. And we'll forget any of this ever happened. Like the fact that you insulted me in front of my entire crew. Especially Stewart, who often makes up hurtful nicknames for me, like Mr. Bumpy Landing.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2023 18:30

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?

# ¿ Jul 2, 2023 15:15

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

It's white wine, ice cubes, and Sprite. She calls it .... funky juice.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2023 18:27

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Commissioner Kelly and I are friends. We have competing columns in Irish Arguments Weekly, America's only all caps magazine.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 19:19

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Nancy Donovan, still so organized. In German class, Mr. Kruger always chose her to sort the students. He was eventually arrested by Israeli commandos.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2023 21:30

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

I'm 37! Please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 16:18

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Elizabeth � I don't know how to pronounce your middle name � Lemon!

M̴̪̊ý̷̯e̸̗̕z̸̺̈́h̷̘͒v̷̝͑a̶̦̓ĺ̴̙y̶̖̓s̸̬͛

# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 03:47

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

It's Turgiss! With Tracky Jon-Jon, and Jimmy Mmo_oorp

# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 23:19

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

"See that's exactly what I'm talking about -- human empathy! It's as useless as the Winter Olympics... this February on NBC."

Hey, where's Frank? He still hasn't rewritten that Olympics sketch about LINDSAY VONN who won the GOLD MEDAL FOR SKIING

# ¿ Aug 4, 2023 16:15

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

You're sleepwalking, Liz! It's a little-understood parasomnial disorder.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2023 18:02

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Gerhardt's amazing, isn't he? Most other people in his situation would be furious at their family for centuries of inbreeding, but not him. He's too busy trying to stave off infection.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 18:06

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

What's the past tense of scam? Is it scrumped? Liz Lemon, you just got scrumped.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 16:04

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

After we're done looking at photos of your grandchildren, how about we go to McDonald's and order only coffee?

# ¿ Sep 19, 2023 21:45

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Sash! posted:

Every single line Larry King had was amazing

I am gonna hang up, but not because you told me! :colbert:

# ¿ Sep 27, 2023 00:03

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Davros1 posted:

They were actually going to have the sketches available to view on NBC.com, but they quickly decided it'd be too much work/too expensive to film real skits as well as the show.

This was certainly a good call -- the in-show running joke that TGS is unwatchable garbage produces far more laughs in the long-term than a couple of semi-canon sketches that would inevitably be lost to internet entropy

# ¿ Dec 3, 2023 21:44

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Dear Dr. Spaceman: Thank you for your submission, but the New England Journal of Medicine does not publish X-rated cartoons.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 17:00

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Ms. Maroney, medically speaking: For your height, your weight puts you in what we call the "disgusting" range.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2024 18:43

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Quiet, chalk-hands. A man is talking.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2024 21:20

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 11:19

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

dr_rat posted:

I'm trying to remember what comedy it was where one of the writers or produces said they ended up doing exactly that for one of the comedians on it, as they would just come up with some far better line on the spot anyway, so like why bother waste the writers time trying to think up something that's never going to be used.

This specific anecdote comes from Donald Glover and Community, iirc. But as other posters noted it�s a common occurrence in sitcoms if you cast talented people

# ¿ May 20, 2024 05:54

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