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Chocolate chocolate chocolate! Ack!
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2023 23:21 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 05:32 |
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She called my license plate inscrutable, Liz Lemon! ICU81MI? Hilarious!
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2023 00:55 |
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Get the gun away from the dog! What is wrong with you people?!
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 05:39 |
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I said "Time to end the charade and adjust my schedule to buy a new vase."
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2023 15:45 |
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Social conservative, fiscal liberal.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2023 13:17 |
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It's not a product placement, I just like it!
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2023 03:30 |
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This smells like Hill-people milk. I've been drinking this since I was a baby!
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2023 04:20 |
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The kids at school, they called me names. Mrs. Stutterworth, Stutterfingers, Stuttermilk Pancakes... the butter thing opened up a lot of doors ...
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2023 16:11 |
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Oh, I can play dead. I watched my entire church group get eaten by a bear.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2023 00:09 |
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Which is why I'll have the carp po'boy with extra chuckle.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2023 17:37 |
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Do you know who's fun at parties? Paris Hilton, Andy Dick, Tracy. And they're all going to burn in Hell!
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2023 16:44 |
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And for giving the Queen parvo.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2023 16:48 |
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You looking to party? It's $5000 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2023 21:39 |
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And both sides being right is like kissing your sister. A wonderful treat!
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2023 18:58 |
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I don't like Tubman. Sounds like a dude. Change it to Tubgirl.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2023 23:59 |
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But parts like Dumb Gay Batman come around once in a generation.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2023 22:53 |
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Sounds like you could use some R&R, rum and Ritalin.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2023 03:28 |
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Picking a lock is just like riding a bike. They're both skills you need to escape the Atlanta Falcon's equipment room.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2024 23:09 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 05:32 |
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Tonight, I'm Mayor BooooOOoooOOOo-mberg! Ooooooooo!
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2024 22:14 |