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Kaaaaaaarate. Kaaaaaarate. Kaaaaaaaaaarate!
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Feb 24, 2023 05:37
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Sash! posted:I don't like that dude. I'm buggin' out.
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Feb 27, 2023 18:28
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I wolfed my teamster sub for you!
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Mar 2, 2023 03:26
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Davros1 posted:"You take a hot dog NVTrainee posted:Lemon, isn't there a slanket somewhere that you should be filling with your farts?
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Mar 5, 2023 02:37
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I want to go to there.
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Mar 8, 2023 08:36
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Vampyr!
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Mar 9, 2023 00:30
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I'm getting too old for this sh sound that comes from this gas pipe.
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Mar 9, 2023 03:47
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I put day-old doughnuts in the microwave because of that scene. I never would've thought of that.
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Mar 12, 2023 07:27
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"Jack, can we talk? One ten to another?" "I'm an eleven, but continue."
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Mar 12, 2023 20:36
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We were going to lose our virginity to each other! Now I'll never lose it!
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Mar 17, 2023 00:54
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I won the Amory Blaine Handsomeness Scholarship to Princeton, and then attended Harvard Business School, where I was voted "Most. "
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Mar 17, 2023 04:30
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I might be due for a rewatch, 'cause I didn't recognize those last four.
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Mar 27, 2023 17:47
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Ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory.
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Mar 31, 2023 23:56
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MokBa posted:Imagine a dessert for two, Tahitian vanilla-bean ice-cream in a pool of cognac, drizzled in the world's most expensive chocolate, Amedei Boselliana, covered with shaved white, black and clear truffles, and topped with edible 25-carat gold leaf. Can you imagine anything better? swickles posted:I don't know. Have you ever put a donut in the microwave?
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Apr 2, 2023 20:41
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Ham!
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Apr 3, 2023 23:46
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I honor Richard Nixon's death by getting drunk.
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Apr 21, 2023 02:26
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I can't believe I'm talking to Dr. Robert Ballard.
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Apr 23, 2023 01:05
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BETTER THAN HOT PIZZA?! THAT'S INSANE!
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Apr 23, 2023 20:18
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Sash! posted:Now there is a line I think of all the time
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Apr 24, 2023 06:16
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Cam-er-ah.
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Apr 30, 2023 01:01
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Jerusalem posted:I love how often Liz's memories of being the ugly duckling/lonely nerd/put-upon-but-supportive-friend etc eventually get revealed to be very selective memories of her actually being a powerfully sarcastic bully who terrifies and undermines people.
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Apr 30, 2023 03:42
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Nothing too bad. Just some teeth-suckingly ignorant poo poo she said when people criticized her for writing a white actress to be a Native American.
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Apr 30, 2023 07:21
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I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me some mozzarella sticks?
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May 7, 2023 18:32
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Ignis posted:🎵 Knapsack, the zipper is broken on my Knapsack and I lost my Bakugan 🎵 Lord, keep him safe for Mommy, please Can't make up for time that's passed But now he's coming home at last Heart so proud, heart so proud Daddy makes my heart so proud 🎵 I've always wanted to Normal Al somebody.
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May 14, 2023 22:22
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That line gets stuck in my head like a song would every singly time I hear it. Which would be far less irritating if it were an entire song and not eight words.
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May 28, 2023 02:17
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Doc Fission posted:GO JUMP UP YOUR MOTHER
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Jun 23, 2023 01:47
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Having seen Crimson Tide on Showtime last weekend I believe the only course of action available to us is passenger mutiny. I am Denzel!
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Jun 27, 2023 23:25
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We were going to lose our virginities to each other! Now I'll never lose it! Gods, that chroma job was so loving bad.
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Jul 2, 2023 23:39
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Jerusalem posted:But that's the name of my daughter!
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Jul 17, 2023 00:58
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And when that sandwich slides out of you in a week, look at it! Because that is Lutz's revenge!
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Jul 21, 2023 22:03
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That line lives rent free in my head for some reason.
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Aug 17, 2023 20:46
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Grassy Knowles posted:Oh no, my period!
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Aug 21, 2023 01:37
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I'm so loving mad I can't find the quote about sharking right now. The search engine doesn't even have it.
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Aug 30, 2023 01:48
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PizzaProwler posted:I found it by searching "it's considered a crime here"
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Aug 31, 2023 01:55
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Palmtree Panic posted:One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it
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Sep 22, 2023 22:42
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Slamhound posted:What's the best Jenna Maroney Sings bit? Though "synonym's just another word for the word you wanna' use" is right up there.
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Oct 2, 2023 06:02
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Lord Hydronium posted:You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?
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Dec 4, 2023 20:59
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*Gets slapped in the face by Pete* *Mouths "I know."*
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"You're So Vain" was, in fact, written... by me.
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