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All passengers, including any lipless middle-aged women in lesbian clown shirts, should please take their seat at this time.
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according to my mom and brother-in-law, my sister and I have very specific voices that we use when quoting 30 Rock. which is often. Those non-pillows refuse to watch it though
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Jun 30, 2023 20:46
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Die young and become a legend, just like Janis. Or Rusty, the bear from The Magicals.
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Jul 8, 2023 06:00
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You can't spell America without W-O-O-L.
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Jul 12, 2023 00:18
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Grassy Knowles posted:Slawomir Mleczko vs Krzysztof Mlynarkiewicz in the Barnett Cup Semifinal Are ready to play.
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Jul 12, 2023 04:35
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I handle conflict appropriately and I'm up to date on my mortgage payments.
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Jul 12, 2023 17:57
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There's a new thing called women's liberation, which gives you women the right to choose, and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with.
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Jul 14, 2023 20:58
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She has a name, Jack. We call her Skankovich.
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Jul 17, 2023 03:21
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Take a lesson from Janis and show some self-control.
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Jul 17, 2023 16:47
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I need Steffy!
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Jul 24, 2023 14:12
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Oh Iiiiii'm a kidney
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Jul 26, 2023 04:08
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Tracy Chapman. She's a woman, right?
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Jul 28, 2023 16:56
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That's my favorite ep of the entire series. Welcome...to my CHRISTMAS ATTACK ZONE
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Jul 31, 2023 18:40
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Ethan and I BOTH thought that the programs were really easy to read.
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Aug 3, 2023 06:01
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Good job, sex doll.
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Aug 4, 2023 14:26
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Do you really want to see me play Arthur Ashe?
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Aug 6, 2023 15:16
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If that's how you feel, then you're not really a patient. And people who aren't patients don't get toys from the treat bucket.
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Aug 14, 2023 15:05
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ninjahedgehog posted:Hey, where's Frank? He still hasn't rewritten that Olympics sketch about LINDSAY VONN who won the GOLD MEDAL FOR SKIING Every dollar you give to help MEL GIBSON will go towards rebuilding HIS SEX JACUZZI.
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Aug 14, 2023 21:32
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Lemon, isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
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Aug 23, 2023 14:20
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Thundercracker posted:...Dafwan forgot his catchphrase the quick cutaway of Randi throwing wine in the face of a dog wearing a birthday hat in the back of a limo might be the funniest cutaway in the entire series.
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Sep 1, 2023 17:22
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Benagain posted:There are enough people defending it in the replies I might give it a shot Looks like the pure ones have moonblinked Benagain.
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Sep 4, 2023 02:21
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Don't look at me like I'm a football game.
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Sep 4, 2023 16:10
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You just released enough hydrofluorocarbons to kill a penguin. THIS penguin.
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Sep 20, 2023 22:38
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Listen to me, dammit, I'm a doctor! OF HISTORY!
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Oct 3, 2023 19:56
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Television With Individuals…Naked Kinky Shaved.
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Oct 10, 2023 05:15
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She's gonna make us buy more of her homemade jewelry. Birds always attack me when I wear it.
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Oct 13, 2023 15:11
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Josh to the stage, please, for "Homophobic Gays"
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Nov 27, 2023 21:47
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Why do you have a monster claw?!
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Nov 28, 2023 17:36
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The girl from Heroes is gonna take a shower.
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Dec 8, 2023 05:11
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How important is tooth retention to you?
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Dec 11, 2023 15:38
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Palmtree Panic posted:Tracy, I don't know how to say this. Dee-ay-buh-tees? This line has always bugged me, as he has already made a phone call about "diabetes repair" 
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Dec 11, 2023 22:27
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Grassy Knowles posted:State dependent memory I'll blame the meth, which is something Dr. Spaceman's body also probably needs
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Dec 12, 2023 00:46
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I’ll take that deal!! 
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Dec 17, 2023 04:53
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How do you know all these Indigo Girls songs?
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Dec 30, 2023 02:19
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Pete, could you tell a bald eagle to stop scaring me at zoos?
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Jan 21, 2024 05:43
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Quotes aside, we're deep into a rewatch for the billionth time, and it's really impressive how even the episodes with uninteresting main plots are still quotable as gently caress. I wasn't very excited for Khonani as that plot was pretty weird even when it was a relevant joke, but it was just as quotable as most others. Likewise, Argus follows right after, but it's the introduction of Paul and Will Forte completely steals every scene even in his first appearance (as Paul). Ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party, cuz a Liz Lemon party is MANDATORY.
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Jan 23, 2024 20:44
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I'm suing Dodecacil. I'm suing you. I'm suing this baby.
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Jan 26, 2024 22:39
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Twitter today: 
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Jan 31, 2024 16:21
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Are we paying the price for our hubris of science?
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I had dinner with Don Imus last night and he told the following joke:
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