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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > It isn't a Lemon party without old dick! -- 30 Rock quoting
 
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 You can't say Dick Wolf on television!

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 03:58
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 *slams down a handful of random scrabble tiles*
HITLER

* # ¿ Feb 12, 2023 18:20
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 I love that we can work while we're on cocaine.

* # ¿ Feb 13, 2023 00:51
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 HILLARY CLINTON IS PRESIDENT!!!!!!

* # ¿ Feb 13, 2023 02:20
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 *Bang!*
I'm going to go into politics!

* # ¿ Feb 15, 2023 19:18
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 You're being such a non-pillow right now!

* # ¿ Feb 17, 2023 03:06
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 I got a squeezer from an indian chick on a bunkbed, I think I got the full Harvard experience.

* # ¿ Feb 17, 2023 05:54
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 I don't think it's fair for me to be on a jury because I'm a Hologram.

* # ¿ Feb 18, 2023 19:47
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 You showed them your boobs didn't you?
Only one, it's not the White House.

* # ¿ Feb 19, 2023 02:26
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 Me want foooooooooooood!!!!

* # ¿ Feb 19, 2023 13:59
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 I saw a baby giving another baby a tattoo!
THEY WERE BOTH VERY DRUNK!

* # ¿ Feb 20, 2023 04:33
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 Did he just talk to me like I was ugly?

* # ¿ Feb 21, 2023 23:49
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 You know who would love this? My racist grandpa.

* # ¿ Feb 23, 2023 02:53
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 Does that guy have a gun?
Yea but he's not a cop.

* # ¿ Feb 23, 2023 04:29
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Sash! posted:

She's crazy, Jack. Like “steal a gun from a cop” crazy.

Crazy Puddy!

* # ¿ Feb 23, 2023 06:35
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 What's wrong?
The rangers lost.
Doesn't that happen a lot with new york sports teams?

* # ¿ Feb 23, 2023 21:41
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 I'd sweep sawdust into little piles while Tilly played with himself in the corner.

* # ¿ Feb 24, 2023 04:46
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 He just blew up that kid!

* # ¿ Feb 24, 2023 08:57
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 You black Irish bastard.
Back at ya, Red.

* # ¿ Mar 3, 2023 02:07
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 I'll buy NBC and turn it into the biggest Lane Bryant in midtown!
Come on Jerry, not like you have 4 million dollars laying around.

* # ¿ Mar 5, 2023 21:47
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 You had Superman chest!

* # ¿ Mar 9, 2023 07:00
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 You had a threeway with Roseanne and Tom Arnold!
That was two years ago.

* # ¿ Mar 12, 2023 08:07
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Lord Hydronium posted:

Imagine Christmas wishes
Shooting out of your eyes
A candy cake full of snow dreams
A stocking full of smi-i-i-iles
It's a Jordan Christmas!

I remember that video, it was raunchy!

* # ¿ Mar 13, 2023 16:47
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 Melissa, its your face from soccer practice, pick it up.

* # ¿ Mar 15, 2023 17:40
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 Peter Venkman? That's from Ghostbuters! You used Ghostbusters for evil!

* # ¿ Mar 15, 2023 17:48
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 Does that guy have a gun???
Its okay, he's not a cop.

* # ¿ Mar 17, 2023 01:45
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 Crap.
*keeping up with the Kardashians comes on the tv*

* # ¿ Mar 27, 2023 17:53
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

WaffleZombie posted:

I'm not gonna stop you, but three of the four are from just one scene:
https://youtu.be/311PP8ahDW4

It's from Rosemary's Baby, probably my favorite episode.

I love when a normal person is put in these insane situations like that, the poor therapist.

Who's crazier, me or Ann Curry?

* # ¿ Mar 27, 2023 18:57
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 Now stay tuned for a special mothers day episode of Bitch Hunter.

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 03:58
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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
 Those shoes are definitely bi curious.

* # ¿ Jun 26, 2023 21:51
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