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"That guy wanted to buy you a drink!" "He did? ....but I already have a drink.... do you think he'll buy me mozzarella sticks?"
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theflyingexecutive posted:I didn’t run into another single living soul. Except one giant lesbian. Who is Conan O’Brien, and why is she so sad? ..... let's not do this, Elizabeth.
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Mar 17, 2023 00:48
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Hughmoris posted:As I have told you MANY times during our relationship, no one gets that reference. Did you see your first movie in a theater or a drive-in?
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:…What’s a…drive in? Of course. 
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Mar 25, 2023 10:26
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MokBa posted:This iced tea is so strong! I don't drink anything that's hot... that's the devil's temperature!
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Mar 25, 2023 12:23
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Sash! posted:This is my real voice! And the whole sexy baby thing isn't an act. I'm a very sexy baby. I can't help it if men are attracted to me. Like that homeless guy. He likes what he sees. It wasn't gay, it was just two men...... celebrating each other's strength................... o7
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Escobarbarian posted:Lady, just because I'm an ignorant black man, and you paid me a nickel to bust up your chifforobe, doesn't give you the right to call me ridiculous just cause I'm proud of my son. They got me, son! The honkies got me!
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NVTrainee posted:Hey nerds! Guess who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi! NVTrainee... what's the German for buy and sell?
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Apr 6, 2023 00:21
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I shure do like dem french-fried potaters!
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Apr 28, 2023 13:51
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Only Kindness posted:No you don't, Oprah. I'm snitting next to Borpo! 
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Apr 29, 2023 06:48
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Thundercracker posted:"The Rural Juror" I love how often Liz's memories of being the ugly duckling/lonely nerd/put-upon-but-supportive-friend etc eventually get revealed to be very selective memories of her actually being a powerfully sarcastic bully who terrifies and undermines people.
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I am completely ignorant about anything going on in Tina Fey's life, but this sounds depressing 
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Apr 30, 2023 04:45
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LividLiquid posted:Nothing too bad. Just some teeth-suckingly ignorant poo poo she said when people criticized her for writing a white actress to be a Native American. Phew, that sounds dumb but not as terrible as I was imagining it could be. Anyway, I had no idea Jon Hamm was in this show and the description,"He looks like a cartoon pilot" is an amazing description 
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chocolateTHUNDER posted:"Couldn't you just, you know, inject something right into his heart?" .... hmmm.... he might not be faking it.....
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There was once a great American called George Henderson. He met a woodland ape, or sasquatch, which despite its dangerous message of environmentalism became his friend. When the time came for him to do the hard thing and send it back into the forest where it belonged, and birds could perch on its shoulder because it was gentle, George Henderson summoned the strength and by God he did it! Did it hurt? You bet it hurt. Like a bastard. But he did it because it was the right thing to do......... for the woodland ape..... You think about that.
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May 2, 2023 14:42
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As the French say,"Ffffghgg csdlkjf gekjl."
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May 7, 2023 09:18
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It's like Jackie Jormp Jomp says: "A synonym's just another word for the word you wanna use." 
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May 12, 2023 00:30
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You think I'm gonna come crawling back to you? No chance, my sexual addiction support group is FULL of nymphos! 
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theflyingexecutive posted:Not trying to well actually here but "lousy with nymphos" is such a great line theflyingexecutive, one word: accurate quotes. One problem: where do you get it?
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May 14, 2023 11:01
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Hughmoris posted:Anywhere. You get it anywhere. Wrong! You get it at my vaguely remembered misquotations vending machine! 38th & 6th in the basement of the K-Mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David and BOOM! You plug in the machine and...
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May 14, 2023 22:59
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T is for terrific R is for rad A is for Awesome C coz' he's my dad Y is for Yakuza the Japanese mob. When he shot a movie there, from them he did rob.
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May 26, 2023 08:40
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♪ Oh, Danny Boy The pipes, the pipes are calling From glen to glen and down the mountainsi- ♪ I'm sorry, are you bleeding from the nose?
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May 30, 2023 07:25
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Grassy Knowles posted:You sound weird…do you have a beard? Is it just me, or has Liz Lemon become more attractive?
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May 31, 2023 05:27
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Slamhound posted:Too small. My secret is.... I'm in love with Liz Lemon. It's true. It was love at first sight. I.... ache for her sexually. How could I not? I'm entranced by those.... mud-colored eyes, set back and.... that skin.... and her laugh. Her walk. That.... splay-footed walk. And that.... that whole situation.... right there. And that.... oh..... that mustache...... good god Lemon......
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It's not a lecture to point out to someone that the episode of Diff'rent Strokes about Dudley's dad has proven incontrovertibly that smoking destroys your health and leads to ridicule from Willis! 
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Davros1 posted:My love child tracked me down. I was scared, shocked, angry. Like a dog in a sidecar when it comes loose from the motorcycle. Do you even know how to drive a motorcycle? 
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Hey, somebody order a massage!?!?
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Grassy Knowles posted:You’re too late, I already killed her Ahhhh man.... 
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Nermal! I hate you Nermal! Almost as much as I hate Mondays! This is my lasagna, you hear me, Nermal? MY LASAGNA! Well I'm sorry, Shawn, and child actor whose name I can't remember, you haven't walked in my shoes! All my life I've tried to forget the things I've seen. A crackhead breastfeeding a rat! A homeless man cooking a hot pocket on the 3rd rail of the G-Train.... THE G-TRAIN, NERMAL! There's something inside of me that needs to come out! And if Garfield 3: Feline Groovy can't tell my story, then I'll win my Oscar elsewhere.... or I'll die trying! 
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potee posted:You make enough money, you can pay people to look at you naked. You're young enough to be my prostitute 
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JENNA'S MOM'S DAUGHTER
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LividLiquid posted:I'm still blown away they were able to get away with this on a broadcast network back when people still watched those. The one that made me go  was when Liz told Jack the woman he was dating at the time had made Maxim's "I'd rape that 100" list.Edit: On a lighter note: Hey everybody, I got fired today! You won't have Kenneth Ellen Parcell, to kick around anymore! So I wanna tell you people.... what I really think of you! For four long years, I have listened to you all complain about your East Coast Media Elite problems, your apartment renovations and your overpriced Star Wars memorabilia! I have watched you throw away better food than my family eats at Christmas! And. I. Have. Loved. It. You people are my best friends, and I hope you get everything you want in life! SO KISS MY FACE! I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN HEAVEN! 
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Slamhound posted:I sure do like them French fried pertaters. No you don't, Oprah  I love how utterly Jenna fucks up every aspect of improv in that one line. She's mixed up which character is which, she's not even doing a character at all, let alone the wrong one, AND she's breaking the golden rule of never saying,"No". It's so great 
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They had airplanes in Jackie Jormp-Jomp's time, theflyingexecutive
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Sometimes you gotta do the right thing, even when the wrong thing would be a whole lot easier. Die Werewolf Zombie.
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But that's the name of my daughter! Are ALL women somebody's daughter!?!?!
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Time to end the charade and adjust my schedule to buy a new vase.
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Just watched the season 5 episode where Liz and Jack accidentally get married and I gotta say it was genuinely heartwarming watching their faces as Weinerslav listed all the signs of a workplace relationship/partnership. Anyway, it's my way till payday!
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Doc Fission posted:On rewatch it's fun how Colleen immediately thinks Liz is perfect for Jack and treats his other partners with contempt forever. They're platonic soulmates! It's not only possible but desirable! Even for annoying people! I like that she insisted Jack invite her to Christmas Eve so she'd have somebody to complain about women not wearing pantyhose anymore with.
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