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Big Pasta has got the american people by the balls with their same dozen shapes of pasta that were coined CENTURIES ago. Its a new era, the world must progress. please tell your best ideas for pasta shapes and revolutionize how we view this classic meal SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY |
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Feb 10, 2023 01:40
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fractal pasta is a brand new type of spaghetti that's shaped like a fractal. Meaning in one fell slurp, you eat a mathematically infinite amount of pasta. May or may not kill people |
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Feb 10, 2023 01:41
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A single very large piece of spaghetti is made by just taking the entire block of dough and spitroasting it over an open fire. Can be eaten via two hands |
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Feb 10, 2023 01:42
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nine inch nails branded pasta isn't actually pasta at all but a box of nails that you boil and eat with a spoon. It's a promotional item for Nine Inch Nails's upcoming album The Downward Sbarro |
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Feb 10, 2023 01:43
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i keep saying this about coffee like...if it's so good where's the Cappuccino 2
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Feb 10, 2023 01:44
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Popputan posted:nine inch nails branded pasta isn't actually pasta at all but a box of nails that you boil and eat with a spoon. It's a promotional item for Nine Inch Nails's upcoming album The Downward Sbarro You can have my bucatini You can have my pasta fasool You can have my cas-ca-tel-li You can have my fusili
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Feb 10, 2023 01:47
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Pasta gems, same scale as Gushers. Pasta torus, tiny seamless donut shape. Batman logo ravioli. Twizzler pasta. I love pasta and recently had my skills sharpened by learning pasta in Italy in an ex-Vatican granary; I also love 3D printing and can modify pretty much any spinny wheel dough-cutting shape or cylinder shaped press. Let’s make pasta dreams come true. |
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Feb 10, 2023 02:38
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Orzoborus - This tiny, grain-shaped, short-cut pasta, Latin for barley eating, is capable of eating itself.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4 |
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Feb 10, 2023 02:42
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Egg-shaped pasta full of roasted eggplant served in a bird’s nest. A pretzel, but pasta. A baseball mitt, but pasta instead of leather, filled with lions mane mushroom and miso. The ball in the mitt is burrata. |
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Feb 10, 2023 02:57
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goatsetti  
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Feb 10, 2023 07:37
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can i post new posting shapes or is that verbatim
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Feb 10, 2023 12:54
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Popputan posted:fractal pasta is a brand new type of spaghetti that's shaped like a fractal. Meaning in one fell slurp, you eat a mathematically infinite amount of pasta. May or may not kill people Think of how much sauce would be held by an infinite surface area! My idea is pasta water molecules that form their own shapes when you stir the pot. Theoretically, that could result in pasta-9, which would destroy western society. |
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Feb 10, 2023 14:12
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Pasta diverging-diamond interchanges |
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Feb 10, 2023 14:14
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möbius tagliatelle
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Feb 10, 2023 14:19
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MORBIUS MANICOTTI
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Feb 10, 2023 14:22
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a whole new line of pasta: pasta clothes, or vestiti that's right, pasta shaped like little shirts, skirts, jeans, socks, sneakers, top hats, pea coats, ties, cummerbunds, you name it! one of the many benefits would be a whole new way to make your date uncomfortable. locate the appropriate underwear corresponding to your date's gender then eat it up while maintaining eye contact. guaranteed to get a reaction, one way or the other.
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Feb 10, 2023 14:27
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move over bow tie pasta. bolo tie pasta is here to ruin everything
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Feb 10, 2023 15:23
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w4ddl3d33 posted:You can have my bucatini I wanna  you like an animal
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Feb 10, 2023 15:48
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just don't put anything in the round raviolis and call them pasta pogs alright next question
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Feb 10, 2023 16:14
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pasta caltrops |
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Feb 10, 2023 16:16
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Buttchocks posted:pasta caltrops
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Feb 10, 2023 16:19
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nut posted:just don't put anything in the round raviolis and call them pasta pogs alright next question pasta pogs with meat slammers
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Feb 10, 2023 16:29
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covering yourself and your partner in food colouring and making love on a floor covered with flour and egg yolks to produce a unique Erotic Pasta
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Feb 10, 2023 19:56
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pasta fedora: nunchaku shape, shuriken shape, hanzo steel shape, anime body pillow shape
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Feb 10, 2023 21:09
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alphabet soup but it's my poste's
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Feb 10, 2023 21:18
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Why do we have all these little individual pastas we have to wrestle onto a fork one at a time? This is the future damnit this is the age of convenience! That's why im proud to announce pSTA! The single melon sized lump of pasta you only need to pick up once! NO more twirling pasta slipping off the fork NO more fruitlessly stabbing at a piece that just won't cooperate NO more filled pastas that fall apart when you fork them ONE meal sized pasta ball that promises satisfaction with NO frustrations This is the future of pasta, This is the future of cuisine, DONT get left behind!
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Feb 10, 2023 21:32
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ya or the fork is the pasta
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Feb 10, 2023 22:35
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i’ve seen dick pasta, i wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some pussy pasta. what we need is futaccine
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Feb 10, 2023 23:13
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Doo-doo shaped pasta. Pasta that looks like tape worms, because it *is*  Pasta that is a scale model of Jupiter Transformers pasta, pasta in disguise! (it's pasta) https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 10, 2023 23:42
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pasta in the shape of whatever scares you most eating it is aversion therapy (and it's delicious)
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Feb 11, 2023 00:22
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pasta in the shape of the date you will die
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Feb 11, 2023 00:29
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pasta that looks like that weirdly tall guy you and your friends had collective nightmares about when you were a teenager
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Feb 11, 2023 00:30
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pasta shaped in such a way that no sauce will stick to it properly
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Feb 11, 2023 00:31
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squareghetti
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Feb 11, 2023 00:32
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minecraft sex mod pasta
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Feb 11, 2023 00:33
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pasta blankets |
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Feb 11, 2023 01:03
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there was teenage mutant ninja turtle shaped mac and cheese pasta back in the mid 90's
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Feb 11, 2023 04:46
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Shifty Nipples posted:there was teenage mutant ninja turtle shaped mac and cheese pasta back in the mid 90's Middle age suburban turtles (taking ninja classes on the weekend) shaped pasta with olive oil
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Feb 11, 2023 04:49
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RepeatingMeme posted:Middle age suburban turtles (taking ninja classes on the weekend) shaped pasta with olive oil
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Feb 11, 2023 04:51
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pasta wigs |
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