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As you all have probably heard I have a big project in the works. But what you haven't heard is that I am offering the members of this site the opportunity to star in my new game. Of course I may have to tweak your personality and appearance just a little to fit my overall vision, but that shouldn't stop you from taking advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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Sounds great. NOT!
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Feb 10, 2023 04:48
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Okay, put me in. Draw me as you see me from my posts, do the same with my personality. I've never played any of your games and never will btw
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Feb 10, 2023 04:49
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Make me a character named Siggy Zardust and center the entire game around that one album somehow and go really far up my own rear end, tia
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Feb 10, 2023 04:51
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kntfkr posted:Sounds great. You are Jamal Yamato, a CIA operative with a mysterious past and an even more mysterious agenda. You have a habit of showing up in the wake of bloody conflicts to offer dubious intel to the protagonist. Also your brain has been placed inside the body of a robot dog, but that never really pays off in any way and no one ever even mentions it or explains how it happened. 
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Feb 10, 2023 04:52
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You probably have a character based on me already
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Feb 10, 2023 04:52
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Prof. Crocodile posted:You are Jamal Yamato, a CIA operative with a mysterious past and an even more mysterious agenda. You have a habit of showing up in the wake of bloody conflicts to offer dubious intel to the protagonist. Also your brain has been placed inside the body of a robot dog, but that never really pays off in any way and no one ever even mentions it or explains how it happened. what happened to my penis op
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Feb 10, 2023 04:54
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Okay, put me in. Draw me as you see me from my posts, do the same with my personality. You are Natalya Mink, a beautiful Russian commando who specializes in operating in wintry conditions so severe that full-scale military operations are impractical. You owe your borderline-superhuman abilities to the inhumane training you were subjected to by the KGB from a young age—which is also why you are totally cool having your tits hanging out when it's like -25 degrees celsius and there's snow swirling everywhere. 
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Feb 10, 2023 04:55
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*drops bathrobe revealing tens of ping pong balls glued to my naked bod* i'm ready for my jarringly out of place sex scene with léa seydoux, mr kojima
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Feb 10, 2023 04:56
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partially solid snake
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Feb 10, 2023 04:57
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Prof. Crocodile posted:You are Natalya Mink, a beautiful Russian commando who specializes in operating in wintry conditions so severe that full-scale military operations are impractical. You owe your borderline-superhuman abilities to the inhumane training you were subjected to by the KGB from a young age—which is also why you are totally cool having your tits hanging out when it's like -25 degrees celsius and there's snow swirling everywhere. Didn't read the text, I hate story in video games. Pretty cool picture though, thank you.
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Feb 10, 2023 04:58
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Toxic Mental posted:Make me a character named Siggy Zardust and center the entire game around that one album somehow and go really far up my own rear end, tia You are a fool to try to interfere with the creative process that has made me, Hideo Kojima, the most critically lauded visionary in the history of video games! You are an anonymous soldier with limited peripheral vision and a neurological impairment that prevents you from remembering things that you saw only seconds ago. You also struggle with object permanence. 
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Feb 10, 2023 04:59
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I thought you said you would make me a video game character and not just copy my real person
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Feb 10, 2023 05:00
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Looking forward to being an even more pathetic version of Otakon
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Feb 10, 2023 05:01
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Sexual Aluminum posted:You probably have a character based on me already You are Interim Chief, the founder of the FBI, CIA, and KGB--and the protagonist's mentor. You died years ago in a kumite deathmatch, but still give the protagonist advice in cutscenes. It is unclear if you are a hallucination, a ghost, a consciousness uploaded into a neural network, or a very persistent street performer that looks like Ben Franklin and happens to own a military uniform. 
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Feb 10, 2023 05:02
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I liked the game you made what with the shooting Mr Hideo. I would love to be a big city screen movie game star I would.
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Feb 10, 2023 05:02
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As a member of the Aleut tribe, I always appreciated you representing us Native Alaskans with Vulcan Raven, he was pretty rad and I enjoyed his boss fight.
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Feb 10, 2023 05:03
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Put me in a game Kojima-san
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Feb 10, 2023 05:03
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https://clips.twitch.tv/GorgeousBashfulPineapplePeteZaroll-zwjF63nuU0eruHDU
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Feb 10, 2023 05:04
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You know, I've been trying to break into motion-capture performance for the past few years, but the problem is that the technicians just don't know what to do with my massive, pendulous dong. Length, girth, density, I don't know what it is, it just somehow overwhelms their systems every time. Too much data to convert into a mesh or something. But I have faith in your vision, Mr. Kojima. Between your artist's eye and your studio's technical capabilities, I think we can work together to break boundaries and create something truly special.
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Feb 10, 2023 05:04
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Wall Balls posted:*drops bathrobe revealing tens of ping pong balls glued to my naked bod* i'm ready for my jarringly out of place sex scene with léa seydoux, mr kojima You are Silent Silver, a robotic assassin with human hands, which allows you to perform cool knife tricks far beyond the limits of other robotic assassins. You are the boss of the Italian restaurant level. You talk like a 17th century nobleman, except when you die at which point you do an impression of Redd Foxx having a heart attack. 
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Feb 10, 2023 05:06
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don't do me i just want to say die hardman loving rules
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Feb 10, 2023 05:07
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come on we all know kojima sensei now bases his characters off tv shows and movies, war hero codename tropes are old hat. it'll be like detectiveman columbo or missionimpossibleman whose name is actually tom cruise
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Feb 10, 2023 05:07
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FilthyImp posted:Looking forward to being an even more pathetic version of Otakon You are Huntington Santangelo, a communications officer with a fondness for pocky and 80's music. Some of the operatives you support get a little annoyed with you for being over-familiar, but they all agree that you come through in the clutch. You give the protagonist their primary missions and key intel, and if they engage with you socially you will also give them side quests. 
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Feb 10, 2023 05:08
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Booty Pageant posted:come on we all know kojima sensei now bases his characters off tv shows and movies, war hero codename tropes are old hat. it'll be like detectiveman columbo or missionimpossibleman whose name is actually tom cruise actually i want to be columboman
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Feb 10, 2023 05:08
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I’m the boss that says “heh” a lot. heh.
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Feb 10, 2023 05:08
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I would like to be in the game. Please something to do with clowns.
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Feb 10, 2023 05:09
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I call Norman Reedus
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Feb 10, 2023 05:11
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syntaxfunction posted:I liked the game you made what with the shooting Mr Hideo. I would love to be a big city screen movie game star I would. You are Princess Algonquin Parkway, an infiltration expert with cybernetic pasties that allow you to hack into security systems and use their cameras, traps, and turrets for your own purposes. But you can't wear a shirt or a bra because the cyber-pasties are very sensitive and the fabric would interfere with Bluetooth signals and satellite uplinks and stuff--and I cannot overstate how critical that is to the story. 
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Feb 10, 2023 05:11
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:As a member of the Aleut tribe, I always appreciated you representing us Native Alaskans with Vulcan Raven, he was pretty rad and I enjoyed his boss fight. You are Leftenant Wright, a sadistic mercenary with a toothsome grin and a dueling scar who relishes using torture to extract information from soldiers and civilians alike. You are always playing with a hand grenade—occasionally pulling out the pin mid-conversation to startle and intimidate others. You are a good guy. 
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Feb 10, 2023 05:13
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Make my gear the metal
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Feb 10, 2023 05:13
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Hideo, considering you love Columbo so much I think he should be in your game.
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Feb 10, 2023 05:14
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Do me do me
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Feb 10, 2023 05:14
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Put me in a game Kojima-san You are Devil Squid, a federal accountant in charge of managing the budget for DEA operations in South America. You always wear sunglasses, even indoors while working on complex spreadsheets. In the ending credits it is heavily implied that you are a werewolf. 
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Feb 10, 2023 05:15
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You are General Specific, a world-weary military leader with gray hair and deeply-lined face who is allowed to smoke indoors at federal buildings for some reason, and communicates only in philosophical musings about duty and loyalty. Also you have a robot arm, but that never really pays off in any way and no one ever even mentions it or explains how it happened. 
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Feb 10, 2023 05:16
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istewart posted:You know, I've been trying to break into motion-capture performance for the past few years, but the problem is that the technicians just don't know what to do with my massive, pendulous dong. Length, girth, density, I don't know what it is, it just somehow overwhelms their systems every time. Too much data to convert into a mesh or something. You are an anonymous soldier with limited peripheral vision and a neurological impairment that prevents you from remembering things that you saw only seconds ago. Also your mobility is hampered by your pendulous dong.
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Feb 10, 2023 05:19
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i wanna be a boss with a wacky gimmick
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Feb 10, 2023 05:19
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Hideo... Ko... jima...
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Feb 10, 2023 05:19
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Prof. Crocodile posted:You are General Specific, a world-weary military leader with gray hair and deeply-lined face who is allowed to smoke indoors at federal buildings for some reason, and communicates only in philosophical musings about duty and loyalty. Also you have a robot arm, but that never really pays off in any way and no one ever even mentions it or explains how it happened. Lore Accurate, 5/5
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Astrochicken posted:don't do me i just want to say die hardman loving rules Thank you. It's always nice to meet fans who appreciate my tightly scripted, logical storytelling and the relatable characters that I create.
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