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Feb 12, 2023 19:24
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Here is your post/mail. Build Bridges
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Prof. Crocodile posted:You are Life Squid, an alternate universe version of Death Squid, pulled into being when Death Squid played 'Dust in the Wind' on Everett Everest's keyboards in a state of pensive contemplation about the nature of war, triggering the failsafe explosion in Disingenuous Brubaker's hyper-dimensional spacesuit--the event that caused the time collapse in the opening cinematic of the 'Final Reckoning: Reckoning of Finality' DLC. You are one of only three recruitable companions for Minerva Obmuloc, due to the fact that the time collapse kills all non-psychic humans. Your healing powers more than make up for your inability to use heavy weapons. I feel seen. 
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Feb 13, 2023 00:31
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OK because one of the late entries is one of my postin pals I am going to take care of these last four (DALLE willing), then close the thread as to avoid further confusion.
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TONY MEATBALLS posted:I would like to be in your game OP You are Queen Ellery, the former queen of the leprechauns, living in exile in a luxuriously appointed cave at the bottom of Loch Ness. If the player passes a speechcraft check, you will give them the key to Glorpfiz Glorpfaz's research grotto. If Heironymous Glizzy The Younger was killed during the leprechaun banquet scene, you will attack the protagonist on sight, wielding an amethyst variant of Heironymous Glizzy The Younger's emerald claymore, which does plasma damage instead of poison damage. 
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Feb 14, 2023 01:38
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Steezo posted:Is this going to have base building, research and customizable weaponry? Because I loved making a frankenstien of a gun. You are Exigent Turncoat III, a former member of the protagonist's commando squad serving as a Deputy Director at the CIA. You distrust Mother Sister and Jamal Yamato, but are reluctant to help the protagonist due to the events of Operation Dumbo Glop. You are the only human character to appear both in the main storyline and the flashback mission that explains how Augustine the Iguana got her robotic tail, and Theingi Lizardchopper's electric whipsword can be stolen from the locked safe in your office. 
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Feb 14, 2023 01:40
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Chewbecca posted:Me pls You are 5t3v3 W1750n, a highly advanced goblin battlemech into which the consciousness of goblin warrior-king Steve Wilson was uploaded after he was killed in the cutscene following the battle with Goblin Gear. You are the boss of the hollow earth level. Your robo-lance will deal lightning, ice, or fire damage depending on whether Steve Wilson was killed by the protagonist, Natalya Mink, or Glenn “Gary” Glen-Rubenstein. 
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Fail posted:Here is your post/mail. You are Doctor Lavender Mugabe, the secret clone twin sister of Doctor Wolfsbane Mugabe, created as part of a secret government program to create the perfect scientist to create the perfect child soldier. You are a world-famous chemist who has devoted her life to uncovering the secrets of leprechaun alchemy and you are a captive of Glorpfiz Glorpfaz. During the shootout in the research grotto, it is you who gives the protagonist the injection of Woop Woop that both saves their life and curses them with premonitions when their lucidity drops below 30. 
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