Prof. Crocodile posted:

You are Disingenuous Brubaker, the first member of the US Space Force to travel faster than the speed of light, upon which time you became trapped in the aether between dimensions, surviving only due to your futuristic spacesuit, which you inhabit like a prison barely large enough for your body, trapped outside of time and space. You can use your ghostly glow to guide the player through the fog bank in the peat bog level, but only if they successfully executed the hidden quicktime event in the rainforest zipline level that lets Everett Everest communicate with you by playing Hawkwind songs on his keyboards.