Prof. Crocodile posted:

You are Jake From State Farm. You are at the center of each of the hub levels, and serve as the game's save system. In order to save their progress, players must first talk to you and sit through a 3 minute long commercial for State Farm Insurance while the protagonist expresses amazement at the combination of coverage and affordability that only State Farm can offer. If the player has completed Huntington Santangelo's side-quest 'Late-Stage Capitalism' they can pay $1,000 via a microtransaction to replace you with a giggling girl in a bikini who only occasionally mentions State Farm Insurance in passing.