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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I am Hideo Kojima. Post ITT and I will make you a character in my new game.
 
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QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

 Hi Mr Kojima, can you tell us why you killed former japanese PM Shinzo Abe with what appeared to be a weapon from the Borderlands games? Is this a hint that you'll be working with the Borderlands team on a new Borderlands game? Will it be about killing prime ministers? Will claptrap be in it? Will claptrap be a companion character like Quiet? Will claptrap be wearing a bikini because he's allergic to clothes like Quiet was?

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QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Oh you like Borderlands? Isn't that game a little... remedial? Maybe you aren't ready for the technical challenge and emotional impact of my new project, which is unlike anything that came before and will revolutionize gaming and usher in a bold new age of interactive storytelling.

You are an anonymous soldier with limited peripheral vision and a neurological impairment that prevents you from remembering things that you saw only seconds ago. Also your dull-witted and child-like mind is so easily amused that the player doesn't even need to subdue you because you get distracted at the drop of a hat and are basically useless.



Dull-witted? Child-like mind? It sounds like you're saying that I am the player

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I am Hideo Kojima. Post ITT and I will make you a character in my new game.