Prof. Crocodile posted:

You are Life Squid, an alternate universe version of Death Squid, pulled into being when Death Squid played 'Dust in the Wind' on Everett Everest's keyboards in a state of pensive contemplation about the nature of war, triggering the failsafe explosion in Disingenuous Brubaker's hyper-dimensional spacesuit--the event that caused the time collapse in the opening cinematic of the 'Final Reckoning: Reckoning of Finality' DLC. You are one of only three recruitable companions for Minerva Obmuloc, due to the fact that the time collapse kills all non-psychic humans. Your healing powers more than make up for your inability to use heavy weapons.